- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

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What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

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