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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

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