- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

womans rights...

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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