- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

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