Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

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What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

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What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

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A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

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David Cameron

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

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What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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