- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

The doctor walks in Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

Knock Knock. Not home.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

Justin with a hat.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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