- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

all these jokes are horrible now

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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