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What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.