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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

Actually it was me Josh brown

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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