We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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