- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

You know whats annoying? Steve

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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