Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

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Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

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Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

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How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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Do You Know You Have Cancer?

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What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

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Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

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Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, purple is a color, I like grilled cheese

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whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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