A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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how many babies does it take o paint a house depends on how hard you throw them

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a dead Jewish girl that lay on the other side. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

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A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

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What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

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One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

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2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

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What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

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Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

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why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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