Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

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Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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