what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

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Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

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Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

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A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

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What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

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Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

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What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

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Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

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Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

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An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

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what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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