- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

Justin Bieber

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

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