- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

Knock Knock. Not home.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

how do you call someone? use a phone

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

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