- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

A terrorist robs a walrus.

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

What do I hate? people

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

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