- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

Anti-jokes are funny.

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

No soup for you!

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

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What do you put your key on? A key chain.

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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