why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

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Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

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Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

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What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

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Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

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Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

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roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

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roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

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What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

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