Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

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A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

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why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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What do you call two dog? dogs

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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