A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

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What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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What's long and black The unemployment line

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What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

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knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

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if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

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What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

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Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

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how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

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two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

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whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

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If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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