- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

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