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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

So a bar walks into a man...

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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