What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

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-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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oh hey.

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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A Jewish man walks by a penny.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

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whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

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I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

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Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

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What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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