Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

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What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

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Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

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I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

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Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

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Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

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your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

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