- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Justin Beiber is a good singer

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

Beka has AIDS

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

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