- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

why did katy fall off her bike?

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

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