What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

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I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

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Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

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How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

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Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

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Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

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How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

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Andoni was here

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

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It's okay, I got the yogurt.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

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Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

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If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

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