- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

hard cheese

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

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