how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

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a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

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dyslexics of the world untie!

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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How can you tell your not italian? You aint no Guito!

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender, upon seeing him, asks him to leave. The black man is enraged by the blatant racism shown by this man, and proceeds to punch the bartender repeatedly. After 5 minutes of non-stop punching the man stops, looks at his victim, and is filled with remorse. He is dead. Upon looking around, the black man notices scaffolding and building equipment scattered around the room. He falls to the ground as he realizes the bar is still under construction, and unable to serve customers this early in development. The bartender was simply asking the man to leave for his own safety.

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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What do you call a fat man that breaks into your house at 2 a.m. and steals your money and your television? Probably a dumbass, a jackass, a moron, an idiot, or something in that general area.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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