Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

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The word you are looking for is charm, not seduction, I am above such things, and while I have no reason whatsoever to believe either one of us can gain anything from going "eye for an eye", I am sure I can offer whatever financial and even specialized assistance you might require in order to get that eye of yours seeing clearer than before... Worry not, I shall outlaw the name Nero and all the derivations and similarities from my Order, unless someone named Nero actually happens to come by of course...

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What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

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How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

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what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

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You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

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Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

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How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

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What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

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why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

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WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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