- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

How old are you? 7

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

Charlie Sheen is winning

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

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