- Anti Joke

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...