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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

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