- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

Niall Horan

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

Indians

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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