Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

A black man walks into KFC. the whole room..THE GAME.

Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

why did the mom beat up her son with downs because he was matt daly

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

How do you confuse a blonde? You put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner.

What's love like? Some people say it's like a lotus flower, others say it's like an orchid... Personally I'd like to say it's like a fire at the bottom of you're soul-- like when people sin and go to hell... that fire burns forever???

why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

Why did the mexican immigrant have no friends? He lacked social skills and was unfamiliar with American mannerism's.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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