- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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