why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

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George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

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yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

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I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

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a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

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I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

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