What's worse than getting raped by a bear? Getting raped by two bears.

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

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knock knock go away

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Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

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What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

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Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

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Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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A muslim walks out of a plane.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

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whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

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What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

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What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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