All of these jokes are about white people

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Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

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Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

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Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

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Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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a man checks his mypsace

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

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What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

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What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

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what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

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What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

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How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

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Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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