- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

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What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

Potassium? K.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

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