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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

Eric is gay Ha

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Girls Lacrosse.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

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