A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

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What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

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A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

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Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

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Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

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Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

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What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

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“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

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Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

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Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

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what did the man say to the other man? hey

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Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

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What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

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did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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