- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

I hate it when people dont finish there sen

what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

blargen fa-diddle nachen!

Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

Neither have I

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

Anti-jokes are funny.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

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