- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

steven hawking walks into a bar

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

Manchester City

So FDR walks into a bar.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??