Q: Why was it bad to be a black jew during the Holocaust? A: You had to sit at the back of the gas chamber

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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Why did the mexican immigrant have no friends? He lacked social skills and was unfamiliar with American mannerism's.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

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A Jew walks into Macy's

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A circus clown riding the cutest miniture Shetland pony both fall over a cliff and die.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

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your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

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Whats cold and frozen? ice

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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