- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

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