Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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Womans baksetball...

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

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Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

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What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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