- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

Sir, your wife is dead

penis. nuff said.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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