- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

what did the man say to the other man? hey

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