If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

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Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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A shark ate your mom

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Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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