- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

Your're racist.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

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