- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

salad days!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

In soviet Russia...things are different

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

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