- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

pobody's nerfect

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Obama lin Baden.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

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