- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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read this sentence again.

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

Fat people

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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