- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

i like turtles

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

A house comes around the corner.

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

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