- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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