- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

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