- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

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