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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

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