Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

Black people stink of shite!

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

You know whats annoying? Steve

What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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