- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Robin, get in the car, please.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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