What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

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Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

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A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

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What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

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"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

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What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

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Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

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Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

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Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

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- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

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Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

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A bar walks into a man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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