- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

Womans baksetball...

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

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What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

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