What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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