What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

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What's long hard and black A drain pipe

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Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

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A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

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Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

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How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

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What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

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Communism hehe xd

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How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

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What's the difference between a Toyota Camry and 20 dead babies? I don't have 20 dead babies in my garage.

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Bill Gates, Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk die and find themselves standing before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. Actually, that's just speculation. No one really knows what happens when you die. Most likely your consciousness simply stops, and you cease to exist, an eternity of oblivion. But most people can't face this possibility so we have made up comforting stories to attempt to ease our collective fear of death.

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What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

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How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the KFC man was chasing him.

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I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

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So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a Sociopath with a very violent history.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

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Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

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Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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