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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

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Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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