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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

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