- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

Where's my baby??

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

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