- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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