- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

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