- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Adam Chebali is awesome

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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