- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

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Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

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