- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

Roses are red.

THe Election

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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