Three men on a journey stop at a farm and ask the farmer if they might be allowed to stay the night. The farmer consents upon one condition: that the visitors not lay a hand on his daughter. The men respected the farmers wishes and left in the morning.

What is the best way to deal with a broken ankle? Ear Lobes.

What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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