What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

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how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

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How the hell do you know? What are you Nero? You are completely right! I was going to say I got no blue tie, but then I forgot you often call ribbons for ties... How? Should I be scared? I am not, no wonder you never felt human... I am shocked, I cant think straight I am confused and... Sorry Nero, Goodnight, if nothing else, you are no demon, but rather an angel, sweet dreams love. The solvemedia says the bible, this is freaky, my mind is numb.

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What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

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A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

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Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

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Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

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What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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What's one plus one? two.

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When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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Turkey Balls

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