- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

whats brown and sticky a stick

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

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