- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

antonio has a penis head.lol

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

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