How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

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What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

I named my son ps2 controller

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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