wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

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What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

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Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

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why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

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No it doesnt..

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How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

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What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

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What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

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What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

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What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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