- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

what would happen if you took all the veins out of your body and laid them out tip to tip? you die

How do you tell the difference between a white family, and an albino black family? The albino black family suffers from a lack of pigmentation, while the white family just has a naturally pale skintone.

why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

What's black and blue and is scared to death? the kid in my trunk

A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

I told my two lesbian friends I wanted to join them. I am a priest in a Gay Marriage friendly state and they are happily married.

Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

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