- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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if you don't like this you're gay

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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