A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

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how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

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Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

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aodhan hearty

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

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Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

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How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

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What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

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A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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anti jokes are really funny

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Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

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YOU

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What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

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good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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