What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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