What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

Hey how is your wife and my kids

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