There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

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Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

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Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

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What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

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What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

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knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

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Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

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what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

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what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

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What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

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you will like this because i am black.

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Hey how is your wife and my kids

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What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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