- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

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