- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

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