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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

Gay rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

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