- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

My cat just died.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

BIG MAC'S

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

knock knock who's there ?

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

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