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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

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