Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Knock Knock Who's there

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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