My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What kind of drugs should you take when you are too stressed? Fabulous secret magic drugs, makes all your problems go away... TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! Warning: When you take drugs, you are taking a very big DRUG.

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What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

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What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

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What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

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What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

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What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

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Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

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womens rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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