What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

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What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

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What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

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What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

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A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

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what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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