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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

ever tried african food? they neither

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

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