- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Boxing on Boxing Day

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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