- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

Gus's mom

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

Knock knock Whose there? 4

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

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