Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

I had 99 problems Solved them all

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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