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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

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Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

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if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

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Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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You know what's funny? Rape

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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steven hawking walks into a bar

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Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

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Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

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10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

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some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

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What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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A man has a parrot who repeats everything the man says. He constantly complains about his mother-in-law and everytime he says her name it follows with the word bitch. One day she makes a suprise visit and he greets her with a "Oh hello Doris" , he looks in horror to see if the parrot will call her a bitch but instead finds the parrot dead because he forgot to feed it for 4 days.

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What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheelchair

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop? Depends. Are you applying a lot of pressure and licking in short, round bursts, or are you softly suckling on the treat? Your mouth's pH level is also a determining factor, as the sucker digests at a quicker rate the higher the acid content. To put it simply, there is no correct answer, because the sheer quantity of variables makes it a tootsie-less endeavor. See how I said tootsie-less rather than fruitless? Now that's a real joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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