- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

Dumb

roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

Jovan

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

whats gay and american? a gay american

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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