What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

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Indians

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what's brown and sticky? A Stick

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

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How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

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A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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well use a tissue!

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in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

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Why did the black man die? He was shot

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I had a really great joke to tell you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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