Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

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Hats better than a stick? A stone

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

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A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

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Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

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A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

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What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

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The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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