What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

A terrorist robs a walrus.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Can anyone Lenin money?

thumb_up thumb_down -13

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

thumb_up thumb_down -13

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops