Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

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Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

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Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

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How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

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Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

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Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

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Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

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joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

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Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

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yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

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What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

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Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

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What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

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What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

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What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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