Skrillex.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

A man died.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Q: what did the man say to the woman when he wanted her to leave? A: please leave

thumb_up thumb_down -30

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

thumb_up thumb_down -30

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

thumb_up thumb_down -30

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -30

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops