- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Knock knock, COME IN!

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

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Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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