- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

Fat? Jesse Z

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

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