A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

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Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

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knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

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how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

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So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

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You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

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What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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PENIS

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

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dead dibbs

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What is cowboy say

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

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What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

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What is green, dangorous, slow, defencive, and scared? A turtle with a uzi.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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