- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

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Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

A guy walks into a bar

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

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