- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

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