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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.