- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

It's bright in here puts on? sunglasses Ahhh, that's better...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

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