How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

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Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

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In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

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a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

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what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

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So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

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women's rights.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

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What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

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How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

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Please ignore this statement.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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