What's worse than being fat? Being gay

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

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Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

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So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

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penis

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Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

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There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

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one stop shop

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How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

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What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

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What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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