What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

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So a horse walks into a barn.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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who is smarter than a human? a nerd

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

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What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

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Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

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Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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mexicans fishing

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Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

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A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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