- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

What is green and slow Grass.

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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