A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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All of these jokes are about white people

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Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

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Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

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knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

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What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

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What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

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What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

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knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

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What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

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How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

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What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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