A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs __(___ |____| O O -

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

diarrhea.

Democracy.

What do we call Osama? Osama

What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

homosexual rights to marriage

A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

Bitch

Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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