- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

What is older than history?

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

Pandas Everywhere!!!

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

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