A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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There once was this guy and he fell down

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What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

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What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

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what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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who is smarter than a human? a nerd

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How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

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Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

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what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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