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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

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