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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

Justin Beiber is a good singer

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

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