Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

Can I ask you a question? You just did

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

Teacher: Pop quiz time class. Sally, what year did we first land on the moon? Sally: It was 1969. Teacher: That is correct. Larry, who killed JFK? Larry: What? I didn't do it, I wasn't even born yet! Teacher: Just answer the question Larry: But sir, I swear I would never do that. You have to believe me. Teacher: Larry, you're an idiot

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

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