Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

pull my finger (farts)

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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