- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

What's blue? The sky.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

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