- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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