- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

how much fish could a chicken

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

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