- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

why dont they make black forks

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

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