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Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

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Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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