So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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