Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human being and one is an inanimate object that people enjoy sitting on.

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What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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