- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

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