what is worse than finding finding an apple in your worm? Finding your peanut shells in your peanut.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he got hit by a bus. Why did he get hit by a bus? Because his mom was laughing. Why was his mom laughing? Because she was driving the bus. Why was she driving the bus? Because the boy fell off a swing. Why did he fall off a swing? Because he didn't have any arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because his diabetic monkey had the flu. Why did his diabetic monkey have the flu? Because the boy was crying.

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You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

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"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

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A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

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a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

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What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

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What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

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What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

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A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

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Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

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The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

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whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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A bar walks into a man

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How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

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Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

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Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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