What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

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Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

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Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

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whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

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This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

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How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

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Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

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What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

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A man walked into a bar. I shot him

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what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

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Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

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Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

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An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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