- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

what's funny about war? nothing!

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

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