How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

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what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

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Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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My Nan, that is all.

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What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

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Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

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Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

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knock knock Dave's not here.

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

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5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

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Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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What's red and can sing? Elmo

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

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Knock, Knock Come in

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The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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