roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

deez nuts

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

an emo girl walked into a white room

Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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