- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

Sir, your wife is dead

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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