- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

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