Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

What does two plus two equal? 4

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

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