- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

What the hell are you doing?

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

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