- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

You're a big fat monkey.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

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