Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

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Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

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A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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What is the difference?

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How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

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Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

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A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

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How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

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Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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What fires shots? A gun

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

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Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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