- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

Your sex life.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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