A: Knock, Knock B: Whos there? A: Noone, the door and the visitor are both existential figments of your imagination.

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What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

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What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

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Why was the little Asian boy crying at the county fair? He had just watched his entire family get brutally crushed beneath the weight of the old ferris wheel as they went to get on. Never would he forget the painful screams of his mother as her blood splashed onto his white t-shirt. Never would he forget the police car ride to the foster home when it all sank in that they were truly gone. And never would he forget the abuse his new parents would inflict on him daily. But what would forever torment him most were those screams. Those persistent screams that woke him in the night until the day he died many, many years later.

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Why was Sally in a wheelchair? Her abusive father beat her repeatedly with a rake.. Then as she crawled out the door to try and get help, the abusive father took his Dodge Ram and ran over her legs reapeatedly. Then began to slap her. Luckily, a vigilante saw the whole thing and slaughtered the father with an axe and carefully escorted Sally to the hospital. After a couple of weeks of beautiful and extraordinary care, Sally made a full recovery and was able to leave.. and all patients have to leave in a wheelchair

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

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That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

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What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

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What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

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Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

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Tall asians

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What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

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An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

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What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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