- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

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