- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

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