- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

Get on the boat.

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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