Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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call me maybe.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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every cloud has a silver lining

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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Yeah, "master hypnotists" (and do not even get me started on hypnotherapists, they completely suck!) keep claiming that you need to keep up to date with the "constantly developing art of hypnosis" The thing is though, that hypnosis does not develop itself, people develop it further, and when the key ingredient is actually believing things under a certain state, you can do anything, even slow the passage of time to a halt. Once I tried that, I was disappointed when I figured out that it did not work, so I went shopping (for groceries), then realized that no time had passed at all, sounds like bullshit, and yeah I wont be trying that again anytime soon, lucid dreaming is good enough, you can spend hours and hours in a lucid dream state, days, and then wake up and figure out you slept like two hours or something.

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hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

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How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

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