- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

Long joke Your such a downey

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

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