Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Q.When is a dog, not a dog? A. never

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

A women left the kitchen.

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

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Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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