What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

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Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

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Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

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Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

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Roses are red.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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