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What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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