What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

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Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

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How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

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Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

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What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

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What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

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What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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