- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

A: Knock Knock B: 7

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

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What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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