- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

Everybody will die

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

No your aunties a joke

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

A gay man watches football.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

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