how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

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I had 99 problems Solved them all

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The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

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Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

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Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

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What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

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why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

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What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

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Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

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Anti Joke

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