Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

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whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

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I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

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What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

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Two guys walk into a bar.The barmen says "sorry we are closed." So the two men reply "There isn't a closed sign on the door and the door was open so we assumed it was OK to come in and have a drink". The barman says "Sorry we are closed at the moment but come back in 20 minutes and I can serve you". So the men leave and come back for a drink in 25 minutes time.

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Whats more ugly then seeing a raccoon and a frog f*cking Your mom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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