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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

What's red and can sing? Elmo

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