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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? Tests.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

Q: What does a Jedi say when another Jedi farts? A: Who sabered the cheese?

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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