- Anti Joke

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

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Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.