when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

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Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

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When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

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What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

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why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

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What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

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What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

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Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

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why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

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What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

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Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

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Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

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How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

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What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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