- Anti Joke

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.