- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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