- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

alert("Hello");

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

what did the man say to the other man? hey

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

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