Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Knock Knock. Doors open

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

A muslim walks out of a plane.

star wars kid

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

make me a sandwich! what kind?

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

Hey Shea

What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

Anti Joke

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