Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

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Yo mama so fat, she was diagnosed with Type 2 Diabetes and has been instructed by her physician to exercise and regularly monitor her blood glucose levels.

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What's the difference between michael jackson and casey anthony? Michael jackson's dead.

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How can you tell your not italian? You aint no Guito!

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the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

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Q: What did Peter say after a long day of work when he got home? A: Nothing, in fact he has job, home, family, or anyone to help him. His leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REDD REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED................................that is all LOL

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

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Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

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dyslexics of the world untie!

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What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

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Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

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the power to turn magnetism into light

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What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

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A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

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How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

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