- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

It's bright in here puts on? sunglasses Ahhh, that's better...

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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