Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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Chuck Norris.

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How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

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What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

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How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

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Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

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What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

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Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

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A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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