- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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