- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

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There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

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