What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

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Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

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Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

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how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

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what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

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Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

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What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

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What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

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How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

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Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

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I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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