- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

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