- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

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Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

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