What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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