Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

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Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

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1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

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