Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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