Ring Ring Hello? Click

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roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

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Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

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What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

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What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

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What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

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Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

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What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

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what did one computer say to the other .........

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

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What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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knock knock whos there open open who the door

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the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

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Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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