why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

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HEY!

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

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way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

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