ok, so a blue flower in a meadow dances valiantly, while being watched by a chipmunk. the king of the sky fairies ate an apple and a chicken and a pear, and a cumkwuat and frog legs and a bone and a library and a jeep and fig and a rhino and a sword but fairies don't have that big of mouths to eat all of that, so this never happened

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Seriously, all your new jokes are shit. They are either repeats of stuff previously on the site or they are just so unfunny you'd struggle to get a sympathy laugh from your mother. Please actually take the time to think of something worth submitting or do not submit at all. We know people with no arms can't knock on doors enough now, and many things are better than the holocaust. Do something new!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, seeing as the slaughterhouse was directly across the road from the farm where the chicken lived, the man who owned the farm led his flock of chickens across the street when they were of age and fattened up so that they could be inhumanly massacred in order to process an order of chicken nuggets.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom? It having to eat its way out. Whats worse than it having to eat its way out? It comes back for seconds.

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

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In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

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What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

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Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

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Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

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The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

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What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

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why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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What comes after Friday? A ?.

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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