why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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