what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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