- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

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