- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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