- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

what is red white and blue? the french flag

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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