- Anti Joke

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

SHUT UP JP

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

12 in general

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

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-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.