- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

Knock Knock! F*ck off

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

Poop...

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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