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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

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