- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

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