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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

Why did the black man not get to go to the party that was filled with all white people? His mother had recently died and so he had proceeded to go to his mother's funeral instead of heading to his white bestfriend's party.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

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