- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

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