- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??