Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

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Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

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Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

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How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

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why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

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What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

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joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

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What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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