- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

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