- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

Why are they the "living" daylights?

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

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