What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

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what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

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What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

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whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

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knock knock go away

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

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Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

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what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

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Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

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How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

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Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

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What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

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Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

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kkkk

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What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

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