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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

I am quite mature.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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