Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

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Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

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