roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

Long joke Your such a downey

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

How about that airline food?

What comes after Friday? A ?.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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