Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

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What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

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Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

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When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

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What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

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Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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