what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

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What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

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Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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What did John name his dog? Doggy

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Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

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An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

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why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Neither have I

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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