if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

One, two, three, four and five

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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