Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

I'm rick james bitch

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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