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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

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