whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

Abortion

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