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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

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