- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

It's bright in here puts on? sunglasses Ahhh, that's better...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

Your Mom The End.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

A women left the kitchen.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

What do you call a woman with a black eye and several cuts on her face? The police and perhaps a social help hotline. She now feels safer and more secure and will go on to lead a happy life thanks to you speaking out on her behalf.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

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