- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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