- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

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Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

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What's red and a cow? Red cow

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

Albino African Americans

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

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