- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

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