- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

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