So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both fruit. Except the elephant.

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What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

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whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

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Roses are red, violets are blue, purple is a color, I like grilled cheese

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

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What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

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You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

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What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

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what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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