Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

Anti Jokes = Drained

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

I think everybody should have a penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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