- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

whats gay and american? a gay american

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

What's one plus one? two.

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

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