- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

What is green and slow Grass.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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