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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Hey how is your wife and my kids

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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