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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

You are the most beautiful person in the world.

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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