Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

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Hats better than a stick? A stone

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

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