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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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