- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

White men's rights

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

Roses are red, yup.

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Women's Rights

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??