what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Black people.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

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