- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

why dont they make black forks

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

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