- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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