- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

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