- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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