Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

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Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

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a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

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In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

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How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

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What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

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Can anyone Lenin money?

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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Your Mom

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

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Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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