- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

69...you know how awkward this is now...

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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