so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

what do you wear at a funeral? white. lol jk black

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

Your mom is so old she died

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

what is 3+3= 8

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Guess what? I like trains.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

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