- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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