Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

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Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

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What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

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Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

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If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

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my egg roll

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little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

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Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

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Nathan likes butt games with African American men

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A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

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Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

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A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

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Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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