What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

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Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

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What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

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Neither have I, nobody knew him.

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

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What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

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A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

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Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

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What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

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why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

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roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

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How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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