what looks like a banana? a penis

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Democracy.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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69

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What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

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What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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Knock knock Who's there? *silence* WHO'S THERE? *silence* -Looks out window- Slenderman

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

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How did the young child react when a bullet went through his head? He fell to the ground and his heart stopped beating.

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Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

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Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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Ham sandwich

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What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

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Anti Joke

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