- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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