- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

wanna here a good joke? me too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

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