- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Whats brown and smells bad poo

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

united we sit, cause we're fat

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

A dyslexic blind man

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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