- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

What is my name? I dont know

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

Democracy.

Whats funny? Your face.

If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

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