- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

yada yada

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??