What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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kieran is a homosexual

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

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So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

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i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

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Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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