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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

My friend came in the barber's shop and asked me to cut his hair for him, i always have rude banter with him and i made a joke about his big bate nose. He acused me of calling him Jewish and threatened to sue me. This is how i found out that he was a white supremisist.

"Hey, did you hear that the Dungbeetles got a divorce? They live in California so she got half his shit."

three mexicans walk into a bar... the bartender says get the fuck out!

roses are red, violates are blue, you left me for David, I am about to kill you bam *bam**bam*

Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

What did the man say when he was stabbed on the street? Nothing, because he died.

Roses are red violets are blue I don't know you so get away from me.

Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

You are in a room with hitler and bin Ladin. You have a gun with 1 bullet. Who do shoot? Don't worry you don't have to make that decision. They are already both dead

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

Two construction workers are working on the final floor of what will soon be the worlds tallest building. The first turns to the other and says: "Hey tom can you throw me a three quarters hex wrench? i think my set is metric." the second guy turns around and says: "yea, here you go."

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

What's worse than a papercut? Dying

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

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