How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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