Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

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Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

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Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

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knock knock who's there? I'm here.

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What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

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Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

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Old, Asian, Woman who drive

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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