- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

This is one LONG empty space isn't it?

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

Where do you find a dog with no legs ? Same place you left it ...

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

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