- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

Want to hear a joke? No.

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

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