A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

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A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

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What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

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Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

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Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

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AIDS

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SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

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How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What is 9+10? 19

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Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

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My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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