roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

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what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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