Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

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How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. A.Knock knock B. Who's there? A.Not Susie

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Bill Gates, Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk die and find themselves standing before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. Actually, that's just speculation. No one really knows what happens when you die. Most likely your consciousness simply stops, and you cease to exist, an eternity of oblivion. But most people can't face this possibility so we have made up comforting stories to attempt to ease our collective fear of death.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the kangaroo die? Because two stapled koalas fell on its head.

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What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

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A 10 year old underpriveledged boy goes to the second mile camp and meets his new counselor: Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky. The two bond very much and talk a lot. Sandusky invites the boy back to the locker room to shower because the boy got muddy. The boy takes a shower, gets clean, and goes back to his cabin. The boy has a great time at the camp and goes home.

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Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

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Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

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Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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