- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Chlamydia

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

Call of Duty is a good game.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

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