What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

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Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

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The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

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1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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