Neither did she.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

A Duck walks into a bar.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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