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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

Casey Anthony kills a baby

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Your mom.

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

"hey do you know the date" "58"

womans having rights.

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