- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other muffin says nothing because it is a muffin.

A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

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