- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

Peas

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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