- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Knock Knock? Come in.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

I want to make a lamp shade out of your skin, because you light up my life.

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