Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

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Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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A: Knock Knock B: 7

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A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

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What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

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Rebecca Black

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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