- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

haha black people :D

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

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