- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Equal rights!

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

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