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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

what's white and sticky semen

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

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