- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

it was all Tagart

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

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