- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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