Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

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What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

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Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

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Andoni was here

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Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

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whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

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What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

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If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

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How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

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It's okay, I got the yogurt.

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knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

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Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

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What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

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The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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