Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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Take part of what?

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

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Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

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HELLO EVERYONE

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

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Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

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roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

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Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

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why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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