- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Your mom.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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