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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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