- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

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