- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

What do you call two dog? dogs

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

I'm rick james bitch

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