What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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