- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

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