- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

A Jew, Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. They have fun there a good time and then they go home.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfectly straight line? It is impossible for humans to draw perfect lines.

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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