- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

batman farted so hes retarded

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

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