Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

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why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

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That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

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A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

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Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

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How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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