- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

Kevin and Ramin

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Your face

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

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