- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

Where do you find a dog with no legs ? Same place you left it ...

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