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Jovan

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What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

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why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

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Click here for free sandwich.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

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A woman walked out of the kitchen.

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Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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