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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

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