- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

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