Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

Obama lin Baden.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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