- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

13 =B you just learned something

Chlamydia

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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