- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

if you can read this you dont' need glasses

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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