yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

Casey Anthony kills a baby

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

Anti Joke

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