Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

your face

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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