Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

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What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

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In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

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Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

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What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

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How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

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what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

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What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

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why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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