- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Apple hates Blackberry.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

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