- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats green and lives in the water

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

A chicken walked into the bar...

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Nero, sure you are okay?

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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