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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

When life throws knives at you, run away.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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