What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

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What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

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Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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You should read the Terms of Service.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

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what kind of dog can tiptoe

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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