Knock knock. Who's there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Garlic salt.

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What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

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Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

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What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

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A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

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What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

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Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

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this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

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Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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knock knock who`s there me oh come in

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why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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