Ben Corbishley

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Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

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Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

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Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

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Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

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What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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