What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

The chickens have become self-aware!

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

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