What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

thumb_up thumb_down -27

A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

thumb_up thumb_down -27

A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Two men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would've seen it.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

thumb_up thumb_down -27

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

thumb_up thumb_down -27

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

thumb_up thumb_down -27

what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

thumb_up thumb_down -27

I love you

thumb_up thumb_down -27

DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

thumb_up thumb_down -27

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops