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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

justin beiber sucks

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

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