- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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