- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

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What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

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