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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

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