What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

What city likes baseball the most? New York

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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