- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

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