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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

Dude man, I'm high...

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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