- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

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Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

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