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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

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