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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

poopy is poopy

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

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