- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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