- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

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