- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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