- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

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