- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

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