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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Seriosly. too much sex again?

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

Fat? Jesse Z

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

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