- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

men's rights activists

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

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What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

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