What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

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Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

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Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

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What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

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A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

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JOSH BROWN STOP ADDING PEOPLES NAMES TO THE END OF YOUR TRUE STORIES!

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Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

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Why did the girl drop her vannlia ice cream? Vannlia Ice punched her for being cool as ice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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