- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ure mama's so fat

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

God is real.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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