- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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