- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

civil rights

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

Women outside of the kitchen.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??