Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

Two women were sitting quietly.

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

Please don't shoot me

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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