roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

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What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

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3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

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I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

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How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

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how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

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Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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A van drives into a car.

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How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

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A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

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Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

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Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

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What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

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Anti Joke

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