- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

What's the difference between a duck?

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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