- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Weaner

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

your face

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

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