Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

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How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Sir, your wife is dead

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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what are you mike bibby?

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Who does creatine? James Cornish

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what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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Eric is gay Ha

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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