- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

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