- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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