How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

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How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

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I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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