- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

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