What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has it's pricks on the outside. A BMW doesn't have pricks on it's bodywork, for a multitude of reasons: - it would increase the coefficient of drag, causing an increase in fuel consumption - the pricks would fall foul of pedestrian safety regulations

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

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What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

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Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

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a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

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Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

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Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

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Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

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How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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hi jonny

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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