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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

What's blue? The sky.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Knock knock. Get out!!

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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