- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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