What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

whats brown and sticky a stick

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

CFL

The New York Giants

whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

WOw you have no life

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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