Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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