- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

my wife out of the kitchen

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

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