Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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