- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

Gustavo Andrade

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

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