Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

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What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

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Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

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What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

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Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

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A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

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What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

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If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

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