What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

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What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

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i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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What do black people eat? Food.

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What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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