- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Fat? Jesse Z

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

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