- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

If your reading this, youre not blind.

13 =B you just learned something

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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