- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

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