what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

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How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

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why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

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What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

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9/11

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Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

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time to spruce up!

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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What's long and black The unemployment line

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Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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