- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

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Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

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