- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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