- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

My Nan, that is all.

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

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