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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

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Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

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