- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

A American seeking into mexico

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

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