- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

Women's Rights

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

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