The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

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What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

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whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

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David Cameron

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What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

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What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

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What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

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What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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