what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

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What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

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How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

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Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

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Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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The Ohio State Buckeyes

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Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

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Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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A muslim walks into a gun shop

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would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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