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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

VITAMIN C!

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

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