What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

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What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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Boob

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Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

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guess what>? your mum lol

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has it's pricks on the outside. A BMW doesn't have pricks on it's bodywork, for a multitude of reasons: - it would increase the coefficient of drag, causing an increase in fuel consumption - the pricks would fall foul of pedestrian safety regulations

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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