What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

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Yo mama is so old, she might die soon! - Louis

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Yeah I am sure nobody understood that one... Just be careful in the future. Besides you are supposed to link your "Moral" to the Solvemedia, I suggest you do not post, until you understand things further, I only suggest, but you know that if you become exposed or a threat towards outstanding forces, you become a threat to us all, to our and your fundation, this will not be tolerated unless your desire is to destroy your on fundation, if so, you risk that the desire of the entire fundation, is to destroy you, something which I of course will allow, as I am the leader, not the boss, I do not create nor enforce rules, only guidelines. Moral the friendly neighborhood R*pist: "being new, is no excuse to risk exposing shadows to the light"

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Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

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I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

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Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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Jovan

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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