What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Thats what she said

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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