my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

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Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

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There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

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What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

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Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

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I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

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Knock knock. Whos there? Death. You will die in the next 12 hours from terminal cancer.

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Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

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what do you call a guy with no arm and legs laying by the door? Matt! what do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating on water Bob!

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

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1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

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Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

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Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

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