A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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Welcome to Horsehead! 1. Our servers are derpy right now, do yourself a favor and never come back, oh yes they are gonna be derpy right then too! 2. THIS IS MY WORLD PEOPLE MYYYYY WOOOOOOOORLD!... ...Ps: My world sucks. 3. Antijokes 30000 per day, other stuff, Zero. (30000 by me) 4. You: People better like me because I dont like myself. Me: I like myself FUCK PEOPLE! FUCK YOU! (thats me on horsehead) welcome to die! 5. IRIS... IRIS! WHAT AM I TYPING FOOOOOOOOOOOOR!

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Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

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A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

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What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

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Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

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Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

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Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

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Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

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A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

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What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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