Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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What do black people eat? Food.

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knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

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Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

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Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

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Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

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#Getweird

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Q: How do you tell a Jewish person that you love them? A: You tell them "I love you".

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I want to make a lamp shade out of your skin, because you light up my life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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