whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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