Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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