boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

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Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

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What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

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jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

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Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

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Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

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what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

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You had better thumbs up this post.

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I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

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Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

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Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

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Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

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Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

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i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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