What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

Camerons hair is Curly..

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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