- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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