- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

A man walks into a bar

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

How many light bulbs? 1

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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