- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

if you don't like this you're gay

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

A man walks into a bar

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

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