- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

autistic kids rock

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

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