Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

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I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

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You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

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T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

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A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

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Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

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Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

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whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

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Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

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Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

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How many light bulbs? 1

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Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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