What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

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Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

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A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

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roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

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Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

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Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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FRED CLEAN YOUR ROOM! Ok mom, I'm done "Nothing is cleaned" Well.. I tried

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What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

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I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

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Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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