How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

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Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

G:nock nock B:come in!

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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