What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

A dyslexic blind man

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

knock knock come in !

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

I'm rick james bitch

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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