Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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