- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

Racial Equality

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??