- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

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