Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

poopy is poopy

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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