- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

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