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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

sweating like antoni with a girl

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Christ is a conspiracy

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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