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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

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