Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

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An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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A man walked into a bar Ouch.

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Why did the kid hide under the table? There was an earthquake.

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About numbers, it was 180 mg of valium... And I am going to live becausepeople got there in time, my heart never stopped because luck, the doc was only making a joke about me "having ingested enough valium to die at least twice". Sanders, I just got your girlfriend to agree to a threesome, if my banana ever wakes up again, AND WHEN... Thou areth forgiven, btw I sent him a picture of Line`s unshaved vagina, and a note stating: U recognize this? Find out more on horsehead network! Meh His name is Anders something Chattington, yeah for all that know him, guess whose finger is on her unshaven... Yeah, maybe you should not have messed with a guy that can have ANYONE. Ps: Then its your mother, then your sister which is 17 (and pretty 16 is legal here so fuck you Chatty!) and then I SHALL STRIKE THY WITH THE VENGEANCE OF A THOUSAND SUNS! Because you are forgiven, which I cant even remember what means, I mean I know I am typing my experiences here, but thats only because I remember by muscle memory where the buttons are, said the doctor... I can still play Snes emulators... Not, because my numb fingers cant click anything and Line is gone. I TOUCHED HER ALREADY YA KNO! YOU SAW THE PIC, My skin is tan, and... well you know she is here... The best part? She is totally okay with you knowing, sayonara pal, id watch the "fluor" in your mothers pussy the next time you eat it!

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GOODBYE

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Knock Knock there's a doorbell

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Are you gay. No. Ok.

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How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

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What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

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What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

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What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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Friends are like trees, They fall down if you hit them several times with an axe.

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What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

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A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

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Four guys are on an airplane. The plane lands safely and the four guys return to their families.

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What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

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How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

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I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

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Anti Joke

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