You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

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Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

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Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

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What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

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How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

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No soup for you!

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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Shltskc gw? G

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

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What do you put your key on? A key chain.

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"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

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hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

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What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

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Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

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What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

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CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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