- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

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