- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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