One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

Whats brown and smells bad poo

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

hi mom

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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