- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

knock knock go away

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

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