- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

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