Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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When Zeddie LIttle takes an Unflattering picture, millions of Internet people ask him why he looks Wierd in it. He says, "well, I was having a really tough day that day- my grandpa had just died- and I didn't feel like caring about what I looked like." Either way, he essentially fades into the darkness as the new fad takes over.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

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What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

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Ludwig van Beethoven, John Coltrane, John Lennon, and Justin Bieber are out for lunch at a taco stand. The owner calls the police, and Justin Bieber is arrested for digging up corpses.

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Q: What did Peter say after a long day of work when he got home? A: Nothing, in fact he has job, home, family, or anyone to help him. His leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR S H I T STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

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Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

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Poop...

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