Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

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Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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