This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Im taking a shit right now.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

God is real.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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