How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

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What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

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Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

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Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

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A chicken walked into the bar...

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What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

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What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

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Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

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Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

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Asian women drivers...

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have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

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What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

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Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

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How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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