- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

Women deserve equal rights.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

drugs.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

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