- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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