- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Roses are red, yup.

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

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