What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

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Julian Ha.

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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An orphan falls off a cliff.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

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a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

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What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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