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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

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Donald Trump decided to run for President.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

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