- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

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Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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