whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

sky silverstein

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

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