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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

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