- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats green and lives in the water

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

Obama = ebola

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

u know whats a crime? rape

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

A chicken walked into the bar...

Nero, sure you are okay?

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

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