why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

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If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

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This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

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What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

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knock knock who's there? I'm here.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

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Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

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How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

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What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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Anti Joke

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