- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

hey hey apple

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

One, two, three, four and five

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

antonis sister is mighty fine

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Chick Norris... Enough said

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

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