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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

Q: What's worse than both of your parents dying in a terrible car accident? A: Sitting in the back seat with your grandparents.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

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