A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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