- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

matt is fat

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

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