- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.