A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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what are you mike bibby?

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Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

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Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

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How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

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There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

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In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

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Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

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Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

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How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

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roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

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Sir, your wife is dead

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What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

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Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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