- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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