- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

Knock Knock Who's There Me

A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

A: Knock Knock B: 7

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

if you can read this you dont' need glasses

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

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