- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's blue? The sky.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??