- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

penis. nuff said.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

Rylan Clark

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

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