- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

Fat people

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

Mommy how come daddy went to the doctors today? Well sweetie, honestly daddy wanted me to shove things up his ass And I refused to so he went to the doctors so they can do it...

A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

How do you confuse a blonde? You put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner.

Two Lawyers were talking to one another. The first lawyer said, "Wow this is the fourth case I've won in a row!" The other lawyer did not know how to respond because of the men the other lawyer put in jail had escaped from jail and already killed the lawyer's family.

Why did the mexican immigrant have no friends? He lacked social skills and was unfamiliar with American mannerism's.

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