Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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