- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

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what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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