Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

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How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

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the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

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Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

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Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

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If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

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A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

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The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

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Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

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Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

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karn chevalier

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

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what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

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What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

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So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

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Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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