- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ted. Come in.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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