- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

I am quite mature.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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