A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks: "How's the family?" The Horse says: "they are fine." Everyone runs out screaming because Horses can't talk, except the bartender. He has a mental illness.

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Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

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once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

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This is one LONG empty space isn't it?

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Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

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My Texting Convos: "Heyy!" "Hi!" "Watz up?" "nm hbu?" "Same here!" "Koolio!(: So wrud?" "Nothing. Just texting you!" "Yea! Same! I'm so bored! And tired!" "Ikr!" "Yupp!" *No one answers. When this is what you really want: "I love you soooo much!" "Awwwwh!<3 I loe you too!" "Do you wanna go out?(;" "YES!!(:" "ily<3" "iyl2<3" *convo goes on forever(: Moral: Purple tomatoes are books of yellow buttons on hands(;

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What happened when the Mexican lays his head on a pillow? He falls asleep

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Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

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A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

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Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

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What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

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My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

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hi michael

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What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

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A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

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Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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