- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

9/11 my birthday

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

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