- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

How about that airline food?

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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