Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

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What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

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so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

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A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

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John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

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you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

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You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

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Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

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How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

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mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

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Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

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What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

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you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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