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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

''In Austin, Texas, President Obama told an audience, 'If you want to go forward you put your car in 'D.' If you want to go backward, you put your car in 'R.'' But you know something? Either way, the economy is still F'd.''

The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other muffin says nothing because it is a muffin.

Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

Knock, knock! Who's there? Mary Mary who? Mary Smith.

What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

Yo mama so fat, she was diagnosed with Type 2 Diabetes and has been instructed by her physician to exercise and regularly monitor her blood glucose levels.

Why did the jew go to the doctors? Because he had a severe headache.

shut up elliot

There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

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