- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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pull my finger (farts)

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

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