Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

LO AND BEHOLD!

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

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