- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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