- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the economy.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

knock knock come in

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

What's the difference between my mom, and a bag of garbage? A bag of garbage is incapable of contracting aids

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

What fires shots? A gun

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

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