How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

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To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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Bob Saget that is all

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

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sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

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An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

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