Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

Your Mum is soo fat.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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