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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

batman farted so hes retarded

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

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