Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

Go away still nothing to see

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

antonio has a penis head.lol

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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