- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

poopy is poopy

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

A baby seal walks into a club.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

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