have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

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Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

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What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

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What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

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Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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