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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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