- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

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