Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

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Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

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it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

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what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

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Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

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An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

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Knock knock It's open, come in

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Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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Everybody will die

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

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Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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Anti Joke

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