- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

A bar walks into a man

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

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