- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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