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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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