Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

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Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

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What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

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What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

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Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

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So a horse walks into a barn.

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Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

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Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

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What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

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What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

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A lot eh?

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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