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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other muffin says nothing because it is a muffin.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners unfamiliar with the Latin alphabet.

Your momma is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

Yo mama so fat, she was diagnosed with Type 2 Diabetes and has been instructed by her physician to exercise and regularly monitor her blood glucose levels.

yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

Knock, knock! Who's there? Mary Mary who? Mary Smith.

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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