Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

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Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

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A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

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What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

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Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

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My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

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roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

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What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

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Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

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What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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