A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

YOU

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

aodhan hearty

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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