- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

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