- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead." Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

You are in a room with hitler and bin Ladin. You have a gun with 1 bullet. Who do shoot? Don't worry you don't have to make that decision. They are already both dead

What do you get if you cross a fairy cake with some boiled parsnips? Fladgemuffin

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Eric is gay Ha

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

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