Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

antonio has a penis head.lol

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

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What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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