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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

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Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

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