- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

Hey how is your wife and my kids

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

What does two plus two equal? 4

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