Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

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Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

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Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

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How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

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Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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quantum physics?

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Anti Joke

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