- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

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