- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

The duck didn't cross the road.

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Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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