What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

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knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

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Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

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A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

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What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

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Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

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What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

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a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

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"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

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Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

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A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

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What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

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How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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