What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

Where would canada be without nature? still here

What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

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How did the man die? He was killed alive.

Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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