Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

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dead dibbs

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What the heck are you gonna do if you're on a picnic and have an ice cream and then the ants crawl on the ice cream, what are you gonna do? You're gonna eat the ants because it's made out of protein.

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A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

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why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

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roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 9,405 licks (this may not be reliable I lost count since I kinda just bit it)

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All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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PENIS

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

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Bob: Say this word that I spell out. Jane: Ok Bob: N.I.N.A. Jane: Um...Nina? Bob: Correct. Now try N.I.N.O. Jane: Nino like el nino Bob: Good. How about N.I.N.E. Jane: Ninny? Bob: Hahaha wrong

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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I have 13 hedge hogs in one hand and 4 pineapples in my van how many pikelets does it take to cover the roof. Purple because aliens dont wear hats.

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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