A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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