Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

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it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

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Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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What comes after Friday? A ?.

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What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

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quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

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Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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