whats white and sticky? a white stick

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

Camerons hair is Curly..

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

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