- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

I enjoy Popcorn

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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