- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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