- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

Neither have I

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Boys have swag, real men have class

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