How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

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Your mother just died.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

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Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

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Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

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Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

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A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

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haha black people :D

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

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2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

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How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

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women's rights.

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A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

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Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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