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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

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How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

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Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

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Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

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Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

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Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

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telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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