- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

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