Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

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Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

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Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

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What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

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Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

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why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

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What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

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Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

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thumbs up if you want 10 dollars to ya paypal.. email me @ sickguy42@hotmail.com

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A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

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What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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