knock knock come in

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a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

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Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

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Women's Rights

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Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

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What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

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knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

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Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

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A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

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Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

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Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

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Link ate ink to make him sink.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

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A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

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Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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