- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into the bathroom. He dumps cat shit all over the floor

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

An American, an Irish man, a Chinese man and a Black man walk in to a Bar, the Bartender takes their order

If you pull a pin out of a grenade, is it possible to put it back? I need a quick answer for this question.

A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

Santa isn't real

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

Tony Romo

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

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