- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

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