What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

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why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

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Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

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roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

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When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

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What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

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what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

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Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

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Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

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How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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