- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

What long black and tasty? Licorice

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

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