your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

Anti Joke

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