- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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