What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Bryson got a concussion...he died

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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