- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

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