What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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dyslexics of the world untie!

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

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Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

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What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

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What's love like? Some people say it's like a lotus flower, others say it's like an orchid... Personally I'd like to say it's like a fire at the bottom of you're soul-- like when people sin and go to hell... that fire burns forever???

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What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

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Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

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There are 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and sexy guy. They all work together and have lunch together. The fat guy opens his bag and eats a ham and turkey sandwich. The skinny guy opens his bag and eats a tuna sandwich. The sexy guy opens his bag and eats an egg sandwich. The fat guy finishes his meal. The skinny guy saves half for later. The sexy guy ate more than half of his food. A genie magically appears. The End

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A brunette, a redhead, and a blond are all stuck on an island 100 miles away from the nearest civilization with no resources. After 2 weeks, they decide that no one is going to save them and they have to swim for it. The brunette swims 25 miles and then gets eaten by sharks. The redhead swims 75 miles and then drowns. The blond swims 99 miles but got tired, so she swam back.

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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