- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

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Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

Get on the boat.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

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