- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

No it doesnt..

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

What happened to the guy who took more lineage then he should have? He went to sleep.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? A tragic drowning victim. And later, food for sharks, probably.

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*