- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

Knock knock It's open, come in

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

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