- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

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