A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

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How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

What did the man say to his doctor?

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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