- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

Is maynaise an instrument?

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

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