whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

your mom is so stupid she got raped

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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