Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

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a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

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Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

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Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

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Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

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Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

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What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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why do mexicans get made fun of

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

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Where's my tractor?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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