What separates man from animal? Divorce.

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

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What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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