- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

''In Austin, Texas, President Obama told an audience, 'If you want to go forward you put your car in 'D.' If you want to go backward, you put your car in 'R.'' But you know something? Either way, the economy is still F'd.''

There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

You are joking right?

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

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