What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

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What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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stinky boner

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

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What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

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What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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