A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

what came first the chicken or the chips

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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