- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Andoni was here

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

Potassium? K.

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

whats black and strange a paki

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

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