your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Who is big and stupid My brother

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

Get up Look in the mirror

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

Sir, your wife is dead

Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

troll lololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol.olo90ololol.o.ool.olololol.ol.ol.ol.ol.ol.ol.ol.ol.ol.o.o.lol.ol.ol.ol.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...