Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

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What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

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Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

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Obama = ebola

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Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

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An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

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Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

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Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

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Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

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You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

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Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

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anti jokes are really funny

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SHUT UP JP

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good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

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Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

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A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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