too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

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Why did the jew go to the doctors? Because he had a severe headache.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

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whats black and has many friends? a kind sociable black person

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Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

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what do you call a kid in a wheelchair? . handicapped.

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A Rock accidentally fed a giraffe his fetuses conceived by a box of glue from Jewish Heritage that was made from marker sharpeners that fed paper to elephants while strumming a box of tissues to wipe up the mess from a box of chocolates Forest Gump feeds on your soul while a rock accidentally feeds a giraffe.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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Q-What do you call a woman in the kitchen? A- A woman making me a damn sammich thats what.

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What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

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Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

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How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

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