- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

Why did the most interesting man in the world refuse to eat his buttered toast? It just so happens that the cook accidentally used stale bread, causing it to taste unsatisfactory.

Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen and warns him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and otherwise damaging consequences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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