- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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