what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

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The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

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What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

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How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

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nothing

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Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

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There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

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How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

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Fat? Jesse Z

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What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

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Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

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NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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