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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

kennah campion when she talks

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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