How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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your mom is so stupid she got raped

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Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

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what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

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yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

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Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

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Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

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A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

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Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

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I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

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how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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