- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

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