- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

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