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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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