Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

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haha

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Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

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My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

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Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

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Teacher: Pop quiz time class. Sally, what year did we first land on the moon? Sally: It was 1969. Teacher: That is correct. Larry, who killed JFK? Larry: What? I didn't do it, I wasn't even born yet! Teacher: Just answer the question Larry: But sir, I swear I would never do that. You have to believe me. Teacher: Larry, you're an idiot

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

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What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

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What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

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ewrg

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Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

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How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

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A van drives into a car.

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3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

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a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

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What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

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Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

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Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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