- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

An Asian with a big dick.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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