Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

kieran is a homosexual

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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