What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

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What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

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How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

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What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

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How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

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Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Chlamydia

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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Please ignore this statement.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

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there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

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What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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