- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people and regularly attend a synagogue and pizza is and italian food that many people find to be enjoyable to eat

why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

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