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Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

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If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

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What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

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a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

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I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

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Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

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Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

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Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

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What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

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Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

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What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

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What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

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Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

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Whats the defination of cruelty

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

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What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

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jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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