What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

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why did katy fall off her bike?

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

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if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

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Knock Knock the door's open, come in

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Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

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How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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