- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

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