What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

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How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

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What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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What kind of drugs should you take when you are too stressed? Fabulous secret magic drugs, makes all your problems go away... TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! Warning: When you take drugs, you are taking a very big DRUG.

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no rasist joks

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A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

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Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

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Anti Joke

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