What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

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Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Dead girls can't say no.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

i'm hard

men's rights activists

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

*knock knock* i have diarrhea

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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