Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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