a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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