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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

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