- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

Get up Look in the mirror

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

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