I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

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Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

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Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

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it was all Tagart

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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