- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

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