A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

Fat? Jesse Z

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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