What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

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Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

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Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

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whatdumb and gay stewart price

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

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Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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