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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

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