- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

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