- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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