- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

what is worse than a guy pissed?

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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