- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

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