- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

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