Cheese

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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