what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

thumb_up thumb_down +6

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

thumb_up thumb_down +6

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops