- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

Who's the fastest kid in AA

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

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