- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

What's 9 + 10 19

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

What? Huh?

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

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