You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

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A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

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What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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Penis

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

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What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

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Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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