Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

What is green and slow Grass.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

roses are red violets should be purple

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

what came first the chicken or the chips

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

Anti Joke

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