- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

Weaner

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

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