What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

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What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

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a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

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What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

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POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

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Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

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Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

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Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

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So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

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Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

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Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

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Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

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Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

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Poker face

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Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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