What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

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Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

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What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

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Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

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If your reading this, youre not blind.

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

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whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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