Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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An astronaut walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After waiting for about 1 and a half minutes he receives his beer. The bartender says it was 3 dollars. The astronaut checks his wallet and finds no money so he pays with credit card. The bartender swipes his credit card but the card doesn't work. So the astronaut takes out his debit card. When the bartender swipes the debit card it worked. In relief the astronaut looks at the bartender and says "Thank you" and then goes home.

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

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Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

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Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

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why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

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How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

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Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

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A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

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What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

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knock knock who's there? I'm here.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

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A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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