- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

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