What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

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Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

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Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

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Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

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My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

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Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

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Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

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What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

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Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

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Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

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"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

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how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

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your skull would make a nice pen holder

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

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whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

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What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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