- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

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How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! *opens door* NEXT!