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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

guess what? bannanas

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

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