Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

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hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

what did the man say to the other man? hey

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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