- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

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