Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

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Three men on a journey stop at a farm and ask the farmer if they might be allowed to stay the night. The farmer consents upon one condition: that the visitors not lay a hand on his daughter. The men respected the farmers wishes and left in the morning.

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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A brunette, a redhead, and a blond are all stuck on an island 100 miles away from the nearest civilization with no resources. After 2 weeks, they decide that no one is going to save them and they have to swim for it. The brunette swims 25 miles and then gets eaten by sharks. The redhead swims 75 miles and then drowns. The blond swims 99 miles but got tired, so she swam back.

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Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

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So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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