- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

What happened to the fish? It drowned

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

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