Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

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My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

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Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

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roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

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A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

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Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

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what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

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When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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