- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

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