what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

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Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

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why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

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Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

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Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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roses are red violets are blue grass is green

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

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Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... *walks away*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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