How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

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bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

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Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

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Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

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Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

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what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

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Today is jessica's birthday and she is turnig 6 She walks in the living room to tell her dad its her birthday. Jessica"Dad, Dad guess how old i am today!" Dad "How old?" Jessica"6 dad im am 6". she walks into the kitchen to tell her Grandad Jessica" papa papa guess how old i am today" Grandad"Well for me to know this you would have to take of your panties" as he tells her she did as she was told. her grandad fingers her and smells her panties. He tells her "You are 6 today" Jessica"How did you know" Grandad"I listen as you told your dad in the dinning room".

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What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

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Why did the Mexican get arrested? Because he crossed the border.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

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Q: What's worse than your parents dying in a car crash? A: You were in the backseat and saw your mother plead your father to slit her throat witht he broken glass because her legs were brushed and a windshield wiper was shoved in her kidney. As you stared on in pure horror, your father did as she asked with much contemplation. An ambulance arrives moments later. In the hospital, you tell your dad that you hate him for killing mom. You run away and he dies overnight due to heart failure. Yo suffered paralysis and now and are confined to a wheelchair for the rest of your natural life and are sent away to a born-again foster care home where you are never adopted.

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What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

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Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

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If you pull a pin out of a grenade, is it possible to put it back? I need a quick answer for this question.

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What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

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What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

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What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

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What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

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roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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