- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

anti jokes are really funny

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

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