an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

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How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

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Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

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Dwarf Shortage

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A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

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Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

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Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

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Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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