- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

Knock knock It's open, come in

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Why are they the "living" daylights?

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

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