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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

Two women were sitting quietly.

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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