- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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antonis sister is mighty fine

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Chlamydia

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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