- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

A terrorist robs a walrus.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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