- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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