whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Your girlfriend.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Knock knock Fuck off!

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Matthew Wyckoff

What's up? Your time.

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

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