- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

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