Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Black people.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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