- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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