- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

Peas

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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