1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

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What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

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What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

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Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

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CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

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What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

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What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

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Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

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Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

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I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

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What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

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How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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