- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

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What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

Hi.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

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