what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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what's funny about war? nothing!

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

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what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

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Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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Knock knock, COME IN!

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Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

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what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

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two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

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a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

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"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

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I? Everett

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