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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

knock knock who's there ?

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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