- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

Face Hunter is scum

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

You having friends.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

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