Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

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why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

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Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

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Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

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Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

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Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

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Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

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whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

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I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

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An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks Because violets are purple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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