- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

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Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

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