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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

Wanna hear a joke? no

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

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