- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog was barking at a tree

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

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What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

irish man drinking john smiths

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

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