What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

Black people in Camden NJ.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

race-car = rac-ecar

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

it was all Tagart

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Anti Joke

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