Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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