How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

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Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

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Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

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A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

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What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

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Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

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What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

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Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

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what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

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what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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