- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

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