- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

404 Error: Joke not found

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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