- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

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Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? Tests.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: She was going to speek at a PETA meeting about the cruel conditions of chicken farms. I hit her with my car

Q: what's do the following sports have in common?: baseball, football, tennis, golf? A: They all have balls in their sport.

Q. What's long and hard and full of seamen? A. A penis. Oops, I misspelled "semen". Sorry. Also, to clarify, this doesn't describe the normal state of the average penis. Usually they are flaccid, and they can only be said to be "full of semen" at the exact moment of ejaculation.

Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

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