Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

Can anyone Lenin money?

A terrorist robs a walrus.

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

Well this is pointless.....

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

What comes after Friday? A ?.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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