- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

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