Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

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What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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