Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

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A lot eh?

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What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

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Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

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roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

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I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

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why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

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What is not a car park? Clash of clans

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Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

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What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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