Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

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What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

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A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

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What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

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roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

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What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

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Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

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how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

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how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

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good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

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Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

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whats green and lives in the water

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An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

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when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

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Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

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A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

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why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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