- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

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