- Anti Joke

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

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what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

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Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

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My spelling is horrible

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Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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