- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

what would happen if you took all the veins out of your body and laid them out tip to tip? you die

A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

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The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

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