- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

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