- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

What fires shots? A gun

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

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