- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

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Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

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