What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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My dog barks when someones at the door.

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3021 North Broadway Avenue

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What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

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What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

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How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

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Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

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A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

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What do you call a man that paints on a his face and wears big shoes? Lady Gaga.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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