- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

#Getweird

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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