Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

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Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

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What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

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Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

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Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

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knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

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What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

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Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

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Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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