- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

Pianos.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

kennah campion... being nice

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

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