Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

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why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

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What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

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Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

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I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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Who's gay? Justin Beaver

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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

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how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

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Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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