- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

Dubstep CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

eoin burgin is fat

My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

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