Nero Octavios reporting, so far all of our sectors worldwide excluding Spain, Italy and Ground Zero are secure, Nero Augustus is severely wounded but will make it, and despite the our intel Necrissa Angelo is alive and well. We have one single worry though Nero7 the brunt force of the terror attack was large and powerful, yet resistance was incredibly light when we went for the counter-strike, too light, we might have to ready ourselves for some sort of reprisal here.

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why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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What did the black guy get from his white girlfriend for valentines day? An HIV positive test result.

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YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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HELLO EVERYONE

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

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What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

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Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

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Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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