- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

João Duarte reads this.

Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

What do we call Osama? Osama

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

learn. advance!

What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

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