What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

Allah walked into AK Bar

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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