- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

I have a really funny joke.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

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