- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

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