- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

A baby seal walks into a club.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

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