two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

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Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

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A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

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Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

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roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

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What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

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Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

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Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

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Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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