- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

I'm tired.

John is at the movies, when he drops his cookie on the floor. A passer-bier accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his man. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. The man then proceeds to murder Terry.

Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

What rhymes with milk...milf

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