- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

Q: knok knok A: Im home

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

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