- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

Your Mom The End.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

A women left the kitchen.

What's 9 plus 10? 19

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

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