yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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Whats circular and black? a black circle.

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If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

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how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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How did Bella fly? Very badly.

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What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

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What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

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What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

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...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

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what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

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a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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