- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

A fat guy!

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

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