How the hell do you know? What are you Nero? You are completely right! I was going to say I got no blue tie, but then I forgot you often call ribbons for ties... How? Should I be scared? I am not, no wonder you never felt human... I am shocked, I cant think straight I am confused and... Sorry Nero, Goodnight, if nothing else, you are no demon, but rather an angel, sweet dreams love. The solvemedia says the bible, this is freaky, my mind is numb.

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An Irishman and his sheep are locked in a barn together for 3 days. On the 3rd day his wife finally notices that he is gone, and comes looking in the barn for her husband. She liberates him, cooks him dinner, and they both laugh at the bestiality that occurred in the barn. 3 days is indeed a long time for anyone to endure.

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There was 3 Men. Who had crashed their car on there way back from the Bar, All 3 of them died. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told him " The better in life you were with relationships,and staying true with one love- The better Transportation you get." Guy one got a Scooter. Guy two got a bike. And Guy 3 got a Mustang. One day, Guy 1 and 2 were on their bike and scooter. And they see Guy 3 upset. "Whats wrong? You got the best transporation in heaven!!" Guy 3 looks up at guy 1 and 2, Then says " I know I do..... But, I just seen my wife on a Skateboard."

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What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

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Hey, wanna here a dirty joke? A pig fell in mud.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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ALCATRAZ IS REOPENED!

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I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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