- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

A boy with red hair is happy.

u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

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