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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

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