Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

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Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

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Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

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How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

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Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

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Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

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Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

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What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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