- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

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A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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