- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

I think everybody should have a penis.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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