Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

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What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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How come anti jokes r funny

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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How did the dog die? He was put down.

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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Massie is a fatass

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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Lil Wayne

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What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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