- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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