- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

Charlie Sheen is winning

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

What do you call a man that paints on a his face and wears big shoes? Lady Gaga.

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