- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

I asked her where you were.

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

What did the teacher do? He taught.

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

are you saying pam, or pan?

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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