What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

A cat playing laser tag.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

how much fish could a chicken

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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