How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

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Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

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What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

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Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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