- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

What is older than history?

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Why did the chicken cross the road?

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

Once there was an English man, A Scottish man and an Irsh man. They were all in a scenario where each of them had to undetake a task. The English man and the Scottish man undertook their task without any problems, but the Irish man was confused resulting in a hilarious outcome.

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