- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What fires shots? A gun

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

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