- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

What's long and black? A long and black object.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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