A wife asks her husband to treat her like she's special. So he tells her, "Gooooooooooo... Maaaaaaaaaaaaake... Meeeeeeee.... Aaaaaa.... Saaaaaaaandwitch

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

a. why? b. because I wanted

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

Why did? Yes

Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

Committing Suicide #YOLO

I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

Why was Sally in a wheelchair? Her abusive father beat her repeatedly with a rake.. Then as she crawled out the door to try and get help, the abusive father took his Dodge Ram and ran over her legs reapeatedly. Then began to slap her. Luckily, a vigilante saw the whole thing and slaughtered the father with an axe and carefully escorted Sally to the hospital. After a couple of weeks of beautiful and extraordinary care, Sally made a full recovery and was able to leave.. and all patients have to leave in a wheelchair

A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

Rudolf the rednosed reindeer died today. He was reported flying over Madrid when he was hit by a jumbo jet and a flock of seagulls. People are now saying that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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