- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

The Blonde walked into a wall.

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

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What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

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