- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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