Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

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Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

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A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

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Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

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jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

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What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

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knock knock go away

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Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

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(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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