- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

Actually it was me Josh brown

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

A guy walks into a bar

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

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