why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

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What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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I have read and agreed to the terms of service

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What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

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Communism hehe xd

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

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An orphan falls off a cliff.

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RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

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Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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