- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

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Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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