Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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