- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

How did the man die? He was killed alive.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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