What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

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whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

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children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

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Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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