- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: He had no arms Q: Why did the frog fall out of the tree? A: He was stapled to the monkey's face

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

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