- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

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What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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Two baby seals walk into a club.

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You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?