- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

think twice or at least think

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??