Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

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Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

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Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

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Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

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Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

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What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

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Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

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roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

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How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

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What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

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What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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