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Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Knock Knock. Not home.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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