Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

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How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

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whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

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Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

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What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

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Whats brown a sticky, shit

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A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

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what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

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