What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

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ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

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womens rights.

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why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

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This is a joke.

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

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What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

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Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

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A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

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What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

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What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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