DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

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What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Hey Shea

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Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

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Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

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What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

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Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

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Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

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Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

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I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

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What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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