- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

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