A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

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No antijoke here.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

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Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

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What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

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There were two friends, a girl and a boy. The girl had a ribbon tied to her neck, and every day the boy asked her why, yet she'd never tell him. They grew up together, and fell in love and still, she wouldn't tell him why she had the ribbon on her neck. They got married, and grew old, and still she wouldn't tell him. But one day, she said to him 'I'll show you why I keep this on my neck' and she took it off and her head fell off.

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What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

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How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

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What's long and black The unemployment line

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Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

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What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

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Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

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Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

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a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

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what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

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An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

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Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

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Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

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How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

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It's okay, I got the yogurt.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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