- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

knock knock go away

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

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