- Anti Joke

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra