- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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