- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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