THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

A man walks into a bar. Ow

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

What's up? Your time.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

Your girlfriend.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

Matthew Wyckoff

Knock knock Fuck off!

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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