- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

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