Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

No your aunties a joke

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

A gay man watches football.

Roses are red.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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