- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

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