- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

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