- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

This is an anti-joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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