- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

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