What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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Where do you go when you die? Nowhere

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

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Democracy.

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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Q: If two lesbians are in a relationship, who makes the sandwiches? A: They both do.

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Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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dat shoe shine tho

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Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

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what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

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I will create more jobs for americans

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

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I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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