- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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