What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

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