A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

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What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

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Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

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What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

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What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

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I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

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What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

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Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

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Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

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Montague goes to the alcoholics meeting and says "Hello I'm Montague and I am an alcoholic" Evreyone points at him and chants "LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!" Montague is appaled, he expected to be welcomed with sympathy and respect. Then he realises his mistake. He has walked into meeting with a bottle of whisky and is wearing a Justin Beiber T Shirt

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

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What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

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Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

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what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

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Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

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What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

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