what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

class is canceled. My professor died.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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