Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

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Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. "8?" Asks the bartender, to verify he had heard correctly. He feels unsure of giving the man 12 shots but does so anyways due to his financial situation and he hopes for a generous tip. Afterwards, the man kills 9 people in a car crash due to his level of intoxication and the bartender seeps into depression due to his feeling of guilt.

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Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

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Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

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What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

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What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

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My Nan, that is all.

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

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kkkk

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde got angry and called the cops, who proceeded to come and arrest him.

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How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

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why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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