- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

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