why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

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So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

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What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

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Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

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What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

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why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

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Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

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whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

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What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

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What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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