- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

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