Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

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how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

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baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

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You know what's funny? Rape

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Justin Beiber is a good singer

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

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whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

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Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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homosexual rights to marriage

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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