- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pigachu is a Porkemon.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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