What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

Who is big and stupid My brother

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Knock knock knock OCD

black chicken. kfc

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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