- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

NEVER

Racial equality.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

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