- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

What comes after Friday? A ?.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

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