What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

my penis

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

Obama lin Baden.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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