Two men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would've seen it.

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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I love you

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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Niall Horan

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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Anti Joke

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