Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

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A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

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Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

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Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

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some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

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Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

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An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

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How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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