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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

Tunechi

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

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