- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

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