- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

The Labour Party.

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

knock knock come in !

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

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