A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

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How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

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Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

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What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

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What's green and red? A frog in a blender

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What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

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A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

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Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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My name is Will I am a real homosexual

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

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Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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