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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

irish man drinking john smiths

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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