- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

The Big Band Theory

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

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