Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

I enjoy Popcorn

You should read the Terms of Service.

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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