- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

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