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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

So, my friend David hasn't always been the sharpest tool in the shed. After all, he is a spoon.

Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

Q: Do these jeans make me look fat? A: No your fat makes you look fat.

JOSH BROWN STOP ADDING PEOPLES NAMES TO THE END OF YOUR TRUE STORIES!

i know leaves are green because of chlorophyll but i don't know how to get a mortgage this is the kind if shit your parents pay for

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