- Anti Joke

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

Sixty... eight

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!