- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

Fat? Jesse Z

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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