Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

Robin, get in the car, please.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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