A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

Lil Wayne

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

How did the dog die? He was put down.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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