- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

What happened when the Mexican lays his head on a pillow? He falls asleep

Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken saw some potential food across the street.

What did the doctor say to the obese person? You have diabetes.

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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