What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

what came first the chicken or the chips

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

Who does creatine? James Cornish

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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