Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

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What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

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Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

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What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

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What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

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You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

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A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

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What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

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What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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