- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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