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Your Mom

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Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

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why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

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why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

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Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

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Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

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what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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