- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

How do you kill a black man There is many ways

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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