In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

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why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

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well use a tissue!

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

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What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

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Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his forehead. Why did the little boy have a frog stapled to his forehead? Because Johnny just can't drive. Why can't Johnny drive? He has no arms and legs. Why does Johnny have no arms and legs? Cause Johnny is a potato! Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? Because he got ran over by a bus. But who was driving the bus? Johnny the potato!

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

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