- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

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