- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Chris Bosh's neck

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

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