whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

Thats what she said

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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