Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

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What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

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Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

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What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

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Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

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You idiot.

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

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What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

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How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

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Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

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