You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

No your aunties a joke

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

A gay man watches football.

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

The holocaust

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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