What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

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A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

You know whats annoying? Steve

A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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