Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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Take wrong turns

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

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What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

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can you touch your toes? no

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

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How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

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A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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