Hey babe, do you like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people? Because I like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people.

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

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Micheal Curran...that is all.

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

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Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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