Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

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What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

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Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

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Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

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What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

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What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

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A women was driving along in her brand new, swanky, red ferrari when she spotted a red light in the distance. She stopped steadily, following the rules of the road. All of a sudden a loud bang came from behind her where a young driver had hit her at 50 mph. They both come to an abrupt stop and exited their vehicles. The women says "Idiot, you just hit me!" The boys says "oh don't worry, I have insurance."

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven, one muffin says to the other; boy it's hot in here. the other other muffin doesn't reply because it's a muffin, muffins don't talk. Now consider that the first muffin was a squirrel, A TALKING SQUIRREL!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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