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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Guess what? I like trains.

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