Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

Where would canada be without nature? still here

What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

Your big dick.

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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