Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven kind of looked like an alligator.

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So 2 guys are curious if there is baseball I heaven... So they say when either of them dies they have to come back as a spirit and tell the other man if there is baseball in heaven One of the guys dies and comes back as a spirit... He comes to the other man and says... I've got some good news and some bad news The man says what's the the good news? The spirit says the good news is there is baseball in heaven So the man says what's the bad news?? The spirit says... Your pitching Tuesday night!

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A man and a woman are happily married. The die

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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I agree Nero, we agree there, but let me ask you, why did you have the deep desire to create such a society before? You managed to do so as a teen, you wanted to help others, you put them before yourself, you where far more loyal to them, than they ever where to you. What motivated you then to sacrifice so much, where is that strength today?

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Knock Kock Who's there Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley is a fictional character in the novel To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee. Don't cry.

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Why did the old man go to the retirement home? The 75 year old man had a 45 year career in pluming and he thought it was a good time to retire after saving enough money to be happy and he could spend the rest of his life with his wife. The retirement home was also not that far away from his grandchildren so he liked the location and the home was also very clean and the workers seemed very nice. But this was just a visit to see if he liked it, he may live there soon.

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how do u have sex with a really hot girl who is not interested in you? Rape her in a dark ally

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Your girlfriend.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

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What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

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What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

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How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

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Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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