- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

Women.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

Asian women drivers...

A chicken walked into the bar...

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

What do you call an amazing person Good

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

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