- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

A group of teenage boys put a flaming bag of dog feces on Old Man Howard's doorstep. He came out and demanded that they stop such behavior at once. They did, and the day went on normally.

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? She said she can do 3

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Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

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