Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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knock knock go away

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

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yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

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why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

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Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

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What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

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What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

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what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

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How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

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Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

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Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

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Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar. After looking at the menu for a minute he orders the cocktail of the day. The bartender looks at the man in disbelief because he has such a baby face and looks like a teenage kid. The bartender politely asks to see his ID. The man pulls out his wallet and shows him his drivers license. Sure enough he was the legal age of drinking. The bartender says "Thank you" and gives him his beverage.

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What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

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roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

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MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

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Anti Joke

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