- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

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If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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