What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

Anti Joke

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