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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

Whats 1+1? window!

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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