What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

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So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

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Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

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Horse with a chair on his head.

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

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Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

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What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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people on this site vote for anti-jokes that make them laughed

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What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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Teacher: Pop quiz time class. Sally, what year did we first land on the moon? Sally: It was 1969. Teacher: That is correct. Larry, who killed JFK? Larry: What? I didn't do it, I wasn't even born yet! Teacher: Just answer the question Larry: But sir, I swear I would never do that. You have to believe me. Teacher: Larry, you're an idiot

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Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

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Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

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What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

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What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

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Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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