- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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