Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

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I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

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Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

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Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

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What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

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What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

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What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

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Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

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Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

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a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

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Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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