- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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