- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

i hate non minorities!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

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What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

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