- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

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