why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

jews

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

Adam Chebali is awesome

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

Get on the boat.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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