Happy Monday!

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

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Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

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If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner.

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How can you treble the value of any Skoda car? Ensure its paintwork, upholstary, floor, lights, wipers, steering wheel, brake, horn, CD player, radio and clutch are clean and/or sound; fill its petrol tank, oil, brake and winscreen wiper fluid reserves; fit a roof rack; include a red triangle, a fire extinguisher, a blanket and a first aid kit in the sale; take out comprehensive insurance and pay a year's road tax and MOT before selling it.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

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What did the girl say in her French lesson? Miss, I don't get it, its in a different language.

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how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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What do a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it the harder it gets.

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What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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