- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

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