- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

I had friends on the Death Star.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

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