- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

outside your comfort zone

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

What's the difference between a chicken and a 3 legged dog? There are numerous differences. I will not however go into the biological explanations of these differences.

So a penguin walks into a bar. Penguin's have been affected by global warming so much that they decide to drink away as they near their final hours.

Why did the blonde make pasta even though she had a gluten allergy? She had some Italian friends coming over. Also she bought some gluten-free pasta and sauce so she wouldn't need to be hospitalized.

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