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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Guess what? I like trains.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

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