- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

bangers and mash?

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

what did the man say to the other man? hey

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

A baby seal walks into a club.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

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