- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

drugs.

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

Call of Duty Infinite Warfare

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

Women's rights.

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

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