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The Ohio State Buckeyes

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A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

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"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

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What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

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A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

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Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

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Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

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And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

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What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

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how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

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What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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