- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

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