- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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