- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

What do you call two dog? dogs

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

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