whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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