- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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