How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

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A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

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Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

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What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

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Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

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Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

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What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

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I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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