Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

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The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

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Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

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A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

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"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

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What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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