like if your cool

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

What do we call Osama? Osama

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

What do you call a half man half manatee? A manatee

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