what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

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Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

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There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

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Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

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Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

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I like poop in my butt

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

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Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

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Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

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What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

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A man died and went to heaven. Luckily, he was resuscitated by a trained medical professional, and after a stern warning from his doctor, he lost weight, limited the cholesterol in his diet, and went on to live a very happy and healthy life.

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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