What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

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Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

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One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

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What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

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Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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