- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

taking out the trash... at night

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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