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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

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