- Anti Joke

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

a person who will soon die of beeties

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0