There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

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A terrorist robs a walrus.

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Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

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Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

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Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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Can anyone Lenin money?

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

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What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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