- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

Justin Beiber is a good singer

While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

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