- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

say it ten times fast: oh

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

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