osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

autistic kids rock

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

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