Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

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drugs.

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What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

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So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

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Women deserve equal rights.

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

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An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

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What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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What are annoying? Ads.

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Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

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How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

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What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

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“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

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Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

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What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

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scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Anti Joke

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