- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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blargen fa-diddle nachen!

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

What did John name his dog? Doggy

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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