What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

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Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

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whats brown and sticky a stick

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

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Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

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What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

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What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

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you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

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what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

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Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

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What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

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Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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