Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

Yellow People !!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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