- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

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