- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

Yellow People !!

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

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