- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

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