- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

what is 3+3= 8

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

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