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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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A moose walks into a grocery store. He goes over to a cashier and says, "On what aisle are the potates?" The cashier replies, "Aisle 4." The moose went to aisle 4 AND THERE WERE NO POTATOES!

What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 9,405 licks (this may not be reliable I lost count since I kinda just bit it)

What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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