- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What separates man from animal? Divorce.

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

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