- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

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