- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

Horse.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

guess what? bannanas

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

A wife asks her husband to treat her like she's special. So he tells her, "Gooooooooooo... Maaaaaaaaaaaaake... Meeeeeeee.... Aaaaaa.... Saaaaaaaandwitch

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