- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

A man did not like this site

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Womans baksetball...

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

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