- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

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