What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

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What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

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Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

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The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

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Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

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How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

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Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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nolan is gay

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Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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