A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

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what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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PENIS

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

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Non-Anti-Joke.com!

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All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 9,405 licks (this may not be reliable I lost count since I kinda just bit it)

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why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

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Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

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A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

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What the heck are you gonna do if you're on a picnic and have an ice cream and then the ants crawl on the ice cream, what are you gonna do? You're gonna eat the ants because it's made out of protein.

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dead dibbs

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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