Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

why dont they make black forks

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

Anti Joke

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