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What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

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:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

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I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

what are you mike bibby?

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

And you honored it I see :P

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

Women outside of the kitchen.

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

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