Where's my baby??

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

#Getweird

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

What do black people eat? Food.

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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