- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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