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How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

your mom was so fat that she died.

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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