- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

Black people stink of shite!

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

Guess What??? Ur Murr

Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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