What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

What's the difference between a duck?

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

I had friends on the Death Star.

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

Potassium? K.

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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