- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

quantum physics?

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

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