- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

knock knock who's there? hope

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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