- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

I'm homeless.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

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