You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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you dint have to be a jew matt

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Your're racist.

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Half life 3 confirmed

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Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

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What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

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roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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