- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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