your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

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What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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call me maybe.

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How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

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How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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knock knock come in !

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A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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