- Anti Joke

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST