- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

alert('The Game')

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

The Labour Party.

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

knock knock come in !

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

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