- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ure mama's so fat

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

So FDR walks into a bar.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

steven hawking walks into a bar

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

What do you call a man in front of three trains that have explosives tied to them and that are making amazingly loud noises? An idiot who obviously can't identify danger and probably had a childhood injury that cause his life to be ruined forever most likely cause by an evil uncle.

how many babies does it take o paint a house depends on how hard you throw them

A Canadian walks into a bar, he rubs his head, steps around the bar, and walks into a bar. He has a great time hanging out with his friends and having a few drinks

Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

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