A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

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what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

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Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

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Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

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Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

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What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

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What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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a black man walks out of popeyes

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