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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

Charlie Sheen

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

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