- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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