Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

theres a fork in a drawer half way open and a knife in a cup on the counter. how does the knife get into the drawer, it cant knife are incapable of moving

-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

Whats black and gay? Obama

A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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