- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

Why did the boy spill his lemonade? He was attacked by ravage dogs.

Why did the man drink a glass of water? Why not?

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? I don't know, you should check the zoo's surveillance camera.

what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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