- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

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