- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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