- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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