What happened at the 21 year old's birthday? She tried alcohol for the first time. She partied. She danced, She's dead. Open case.

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what's worse than a dead baby? a pile of dead babies. what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath? the live one has to eat it's way out. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out? more dead babies dumped on the already existing pile. what's worse than the giant pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out, but there are more dead babies piled on top? this is all in your basement.

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What did the boy reading a book do?  Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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Cheese

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

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Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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Why are white people white? I don't know

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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wanna hear a joke? me niether.

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#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

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A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

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