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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

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