- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

Why did the little girl's pet bunny pass away? Because her neighbor ripped out it's vitals.

A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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