- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

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