What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

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What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

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why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

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Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

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Hey how is your wife and my kids

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What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

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you will like this because i am black.

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

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What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

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What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

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Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

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One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

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what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

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What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Aww Eliza, thanks for being around in spirit, dont leave yet, I am kinda having breathing problems, and Alice says my something levels are dropping because I need solid food, please dont leave, I cant tell time even with a watch, but would you mind waiting a bit? Ill eat fast, somehow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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