Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

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Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

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Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

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Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

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What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

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what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

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What time is it? 2:47 PM.

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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I named my son ps2 controller

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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