- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

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