- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

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