How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

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Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

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Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

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roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

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Skinny people fart less.

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

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Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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AIDS

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

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chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

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Q. How many puns does it take to make a cup of tea? A. None. A pun is a grammatical construct and as such is incapable of combining the ingredients necessary to generate a hot drink which has been popular for hundreds of years.

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jeffrey: Do you know what happened on the 5th of november? gerald: No jeffrey: I cant remember

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In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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A Lion walked into bar. He ordered a steak Because lions love meat.

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On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

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GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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