- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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