- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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