- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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