A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

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What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

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What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

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How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

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A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

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Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

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Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

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Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

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Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

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on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

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What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

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I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

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Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

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What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

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Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

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whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

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How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

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Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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