What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

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Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

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A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

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Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

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Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

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What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

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Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

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Knock knock, COME IN!

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A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

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Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

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So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

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I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

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A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

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How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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