What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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