- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is one LONG empty space isn't it?

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

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