- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

Wanna hear a joke? no

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

knock knock Dave's not here.

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

What's red and can sing? Elmo

Knock, Knock Come in

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

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