Why did the chicken cross the road? Chicken is a funny word, and the road is a plot device.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

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A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

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Now this bible thing, is a real anti joke so get ready to have your faith tested, and overcome it: There was that story where God charged against an army at the top of some mountains, the army is told to have been led with God personally at the front rank right? But they lost because the enemy had horse wagons (you know what I mean) made of steel or iron, (does not matter what it is if you ask yourself really) I mean even if it was Metatron, he would have had uh... Wings or something to even the odds, Maybe God is like Raiden from Mortal Kombat, he needs to become a Mortal in order to enter fights on earth... MORTAL KOMBAAAT! I mean God made humans humans made Sin (gotta say we get the blame for a lot of shit others did, I hate apples and cant even stand the smell of them for once, never ate one)

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

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Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

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Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

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How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

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Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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