What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

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What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

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Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

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What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

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sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

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Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

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Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

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where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

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What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

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Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

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What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

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Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

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Women's Soccer.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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