- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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