- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

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