- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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