What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

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How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

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why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

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osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

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What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

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What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

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Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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No your aunties a joke

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Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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