- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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