- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

Dwarf Shortage

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

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