why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

Nero, sure you are okay?

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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