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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... hayroll crickets Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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