Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

What is green and slow Grass.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

Camerons hair is Curly..

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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