- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

the WNBA.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

What's a good joke? Not this one.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

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