Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

A dog is always in the pushup position.

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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