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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

Your mom is so old she died

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

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