- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

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