- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

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