Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

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Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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A car walks into a bar.

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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What's that Lassie? Timmy fell in the well again? And you couldn't care less because the stupid kid never looks where he's going?

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Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

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Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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