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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

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