there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the grass is always greener on the other side.

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you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

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Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

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Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

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Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

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How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

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once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

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how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

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What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

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whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

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Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

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Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

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Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

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A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

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Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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