Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

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How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

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What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

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An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

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Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

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what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

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Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

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why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

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My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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Asian women drivers...

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

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A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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