- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

Q: Why did the Westboro Baptist Church picket the gay marine’s funeral? A: Homosexuals are a plague sent by Satan to destroy the fabric of America.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer procrastinated fixing the latch on the coop. Did his wife warn him this would happen? Yessss! Did he listen? Noooo!

Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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