- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Massie is a fatass

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

God is real.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

What's funnier than 24? 25

what does a chair look like? a chair.

Why is the ground wet It rained

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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