what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

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why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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Poop...

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

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What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

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How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

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"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

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When Zeddie LIttle takes an Unflattering picture, millions of Internet people ask him why he looks Wierd in it. He says, "well, I was having a really tough day that day- my grandpa had just died- and I didn't feel like caring about what I looked like." Either way, he essentially fades into the darkness as the new fad takes over.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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