- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

Dick Cheney That's the joke

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

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