- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

knock knock come in !

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

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