Who won the race between the turtle and the hare? Well, odds are the two creatures wouldn't race given that animals do not speak. However, if they were, the hare would most likely win a land race because of its powerful legs and agility. However, if the turtle happened to be a seaturtle and the race took place underwater, our dear little beloved turtle would win, having the advantage over the rabbit.

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Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

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Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

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What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

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school homewrok

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

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ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

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Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

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Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

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Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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What's white and gluey Glue

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What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

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A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

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what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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