- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

what do you call a black guy african american

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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