- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Men's rights

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

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