- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

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So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

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