- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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