Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

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What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

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A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

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Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

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men's rights activists

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Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

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So one time there was this woman learning...

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

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9/11 my birthday

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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