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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i hate black people

What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Guest what in the butt

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

So much with being an author... You with the Feds? The CIA?

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

Why is Apple so successful? Well, that is not a question that can be answered simply. Many factors are involved in this, including but not limited to marketing, customer support, and smart business strategy. For more information, please visit Apple's website.

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

Why did the Dentist recommend Oral B? He had been paid by the company and thus legally bound to do so.

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

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