Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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How do you drown a blonde? Weigh her down and throw her into a body of water.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the kangaroo die? Because two stapled koalas fell on its head.

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chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

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Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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Why did the blind man get hit by a bus? Because his seeing-eye dog was distracted by a squirrel and ran off, leaving the man in the middle of the cross-walk in heavy traffic.

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

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What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

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Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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irish man drinking john smiths

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How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

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Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

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How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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