- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

roses are red poo is poo

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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