- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Harry Potter go to meet Professor Lupin? --Because he wanted to practice casting his Patronus

whats worse than dieing in an airplane? jumping out of the airplane to save yourself and emediatly getting shredded by the massive engine you did not have the wits to see.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

How do you get a black man to run? Ask him how his day has been, catch up on some memories of your time at school together, then challenge him to a foot race.

What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

What do you call two dog? dogs

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

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