- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

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