What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

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What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

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The Labour Party.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

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What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

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So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

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So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

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It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

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