- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

Heeeheeeerrrrrrrrrrr

1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

Why did the blonde have the biggest tits in 3rd grade? She's 21

I enjoy Popcorn

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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