Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

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Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

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What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

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Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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your face

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Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

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wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

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Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

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I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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