- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

Your're racist.

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

ever tried african food? they neither

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

Half life 3 confirmed

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

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