- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

You know whats annoying? Steve

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

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My jeans

N-E Pats never cheated

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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