- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

Rylan Clark

a black man walks out of popeyes

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

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