Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

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5 Italian guys from Long Island

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

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roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

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I wrote a funny joke.

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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

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Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

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How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

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knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

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Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

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What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

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What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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