What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

The Ohio State Buckeyes

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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