What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

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Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

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What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

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how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

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I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

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What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

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q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

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what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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