- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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