- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

I am a mime

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

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