Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

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"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

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Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

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A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

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Shltskc gw? G

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I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

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Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

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One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde got angry and called the cops, who proceeded to come and arrest him.

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A thought for the day: Life is like a game of chess. In the constant struggle for power, control and safe positions it makes no difference whether one plays white or black. As long as everything is planned and one stays a few moves ahead, everything will work out. Just don't annoy the queen, or she may send some very irate knights to fork you or a bishop to flank you. [L]

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AAAnd that did not totally send a rush of sweet endorphin's up my spine, I think myself of as really really blunt, I value individualism rather than complete assimilation, I think that, if people want to hear my opinion, they ask me, and if they want to hear what they want to hear, they can ask... Pff, anybody else. I end up insulting a lot of people literally asking for it, but moments like these make it all worth it. I am also extremely superstitious, the catchphra states "Grain of salt" so I wont take your comment completely... I am just screwing around...

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why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

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What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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