Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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Eric is gay Ha

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why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

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wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

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What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

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Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

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Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

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Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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roses are red violets should be purple

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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