For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

No, Trinidad.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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