- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

What's red and can sing? Elmo

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

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