- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

kieran is a homosexual

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

I'm rick james bitch

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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