- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

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