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What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

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Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

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why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

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Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

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yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

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what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

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A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

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So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

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glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

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Robin, get in the car!

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Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

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Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

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Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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