Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

Anti-jokes are funny.

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

What did John name his dog? Doggy

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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