- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

Ehh

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

A bar walks into a man

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