How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

white or wheat? wheat please.

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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