- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

A cat playing laser tag.

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

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Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

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