- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

How did the young child react when a bullet went through his head? He fell to the ground and his heart stopped beating.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

Your mother is so fat, she struggles to control her weight even with dieting. Obesity and heart disease runs is in her mother's side of the family; she and everyone close to her is very concerned.

Why was the boy sick? Because he accidently ate his own feces.

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