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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

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An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

sky silverstein

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

here's a joke... the american education society

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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