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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

why was kade sad? he shit himself

whats brown and sticky a stick

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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