- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

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