- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a 2 storied house ?

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

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