- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ring Ring Hello? Click

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

say it ten times fast: oh

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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