- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

Fine, ladies first.

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

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