The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

who is really lanky? james cornish

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

THe Election

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

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