How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

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Dick Cheney That's the joke

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

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What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

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What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

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Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

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What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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you will like this because i am black.

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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The word you are looking for is charm, not seduction, I am above such things, and while I have no reason whatsoever to believe either one of us can gain anything from going "eye for an eye", I am sure I can offer whatever financial and even specialized assistance you might require in order to get that eye of yours seeing clearer than before... Worry not, I shall outlaw the name Nero and all the derivations and similarities from my Order, unless someone named Nero actually happens to come by of course...

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

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what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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