Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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A man walks into a bar.

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

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GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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Well, this is fun.

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A scottish man having fun

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If life hands you lemons Take them

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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your all shit at jokes

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What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

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What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

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blubber vaginass CC

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So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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