- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

Boy: Is your body from McDonalds ? Girl: Aww is it because your lovin' it? Boy: No, it's because your greasy and fat!

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

Netball.

Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

Robin, get into the Batmobile.

Oh...okay, good.

What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

Two guys were sitting in a pub.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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