What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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wat?

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What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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Knock knock, come in.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

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CHEEZECAKE

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There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

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Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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I love you very much.

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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youre gay

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what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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Ben is gay

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Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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