Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

DERP

How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

William Raines.

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

The Aristocrats

Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

Baaaaaaahhhhhh

I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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