why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

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Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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The awkward when you said moment in your head.

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What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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DERP

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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