- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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youre gay

The government makes a good decision

So a baby seal walks into a club.

Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

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