Womens rights.

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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