- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

Global Warming.

What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

P0P T4Rt

There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

I like jokes.

whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

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