Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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An Amish walks into Best Buy

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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A black man killed someone

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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An antijoke

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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What what In the butt

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9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

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Asians...

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Anti Joke

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