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What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

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Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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DERP

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What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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knock knock go away

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What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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