What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

i have aids and a chode

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

The Aristocrats

is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

balls in ya mouf

What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

Liars go to hell! -God

I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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