What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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the cow goes moo

Two guys were sitting in a pub.

why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

What's 9 +10 19

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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