"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

Kate

Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

your moms so fat she has kankles

There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

Ruller

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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