A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

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Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

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Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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i have aids and a chode

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

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What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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