A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

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How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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Scott

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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What what In the butt

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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Robin, get in the car.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

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