WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

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Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

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Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

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What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

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How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

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A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

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Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

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DERP

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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