- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

You.

What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

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