How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

Child Prostitution.

Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

Kate

Oh...okay, good.

what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

An iguana walks out of a bar

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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