- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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