What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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Why did the woman die Because she was old

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What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

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What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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potato

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i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

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Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

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What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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CHEEZECAKE

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Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

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What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

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Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

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Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

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What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

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Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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An antijoke

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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