Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

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The jets are a good team..

i have aids and a chode

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

No joke.

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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