why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

youre gay

Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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