What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

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Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

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CHEEZECAKE

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

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What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

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A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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An Amish walks into Best Buy

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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A baby seal walks in to a club

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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A black man killed someone

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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