Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

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George W. Bush

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

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I love you.

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

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is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue

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What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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