- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

A black person in the NHL

A dwarf walks under a bar.

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

i have aids and a chode

Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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