- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

A fish walks into a bar

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

I'm Spartacus

"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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