So a seal walks into a club...

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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womens rights

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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the cow goes moo

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Women rights..

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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Ruller

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What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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An antijoke

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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