- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

I Love Hitler.

How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

The Aristocrats

What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

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