Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

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Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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DERP

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here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

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Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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blubber vaginass CC

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Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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