What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

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What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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