Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

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Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

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your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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A black guy walks in to a bar.

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Ben is gay

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

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What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

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My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

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