why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

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What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

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He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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Dani Barton = Stupid

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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You.

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What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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Why did the woman die Because she was old

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Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

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What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

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It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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Knock knock, come in.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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