Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

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Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here!" The second muffin replies, "Yes, I'm in a lot of pain. Also, I've had a headache for quite a while now. I went to the doctor last Thursday and he preformed an X-ray but the results are not back yet. This extreme heat is likely worsening my already fragile physical health."

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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youre gay

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Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

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What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

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Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

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I got shot, you laughed

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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