What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

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Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

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A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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DERP

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knock knock go away

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Global Warming.

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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