- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

The WNBA.

DERP

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

knock knock go away

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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