Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here!" The second muffin replies, "Yes, I'm in a lot of pain. Also, I've had a headache for quite a while now. I went to the doctor last Thursday and he preformed an X-ray but the results are not back yet. This extreme heat is likely worsening my already fragile physical health."

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What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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A black man killed someone

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A black guy walks in to a bar.

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Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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Kate

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

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What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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