- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. Martin was a lonely man

What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

what are you mike bibby?

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

No, Trinidad.

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

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