You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

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A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

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You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

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What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

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What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

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Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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