What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

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What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

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Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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