Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

how do you win a game try your best

your mom was so fat that she died.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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