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You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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