What is the difference between Joe Paterno and Coach Sundusky? Nothing. They are both terrible human beings and should thoroughly punished for their actions/inactions and should serve time in prison.

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What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

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What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

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Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

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How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

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Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

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Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

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Poop...

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What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

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My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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