- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

Chuck Norris.

what dyu call a jew on the moon? a problem. what dyu call ten jews on the moon? a bigger problem. what dyu call all the jews on the moon? problem solved.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

A russian, a jew, and a black guy are walking down the street. The midget trips and knocks into the jew who in turn knocks into the black guy. It turns out that they all know each other from high school. They ended up going out for lunch and drinks and it actually turned into a great day.

A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

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