- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

A guy walks into a bar

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

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What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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