- Anti Joke

What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you