Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

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Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

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what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

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A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

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Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

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why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

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'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

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Nero, man, I mean I will hurt you, I am on my way to the hospital, and seriously that pic does not look real, seriously on a hospital? I mean man, I am really sorry! I nearly killed you, how was i supposed to know you do not care about your teeth and take half a bottle of that calcium stuff? My mom? Yeah sure! She laughed at the message you sent her, and if you touch my sis, ill kill you, anyway I am on my way, you better change your mind or I will kick your ass!

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Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

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So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

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who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

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What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

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What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

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'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

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I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

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I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

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Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

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what's worse than 24? 6 million.

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When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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