A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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How old are you? 7

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Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

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What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

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Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

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www.xnxx.com

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

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A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

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A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

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Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

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-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

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how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

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What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

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Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

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What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

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What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

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Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

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why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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