- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

i have two hands.

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

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