- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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