- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

Death by kayak

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

my egg roll

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