- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

i like it in the mouth

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

Whats the defination of cruelty

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