What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Where's my tractor?

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

oh hey.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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