Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

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women's rights.

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

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So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

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kieran is a homosexual

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

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A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

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What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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