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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

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