what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

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A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

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why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

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Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

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There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

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