- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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