- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

I named my son ps2 controller

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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