Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

Prostitution is bad.......

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

asians have slitted eyes lol

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