Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

KOOKABURRA

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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