- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was once a man with a penis so huge, his girlfriend liked their sexual experiences very much. A year later they got married and had kids, however the man got fired from his accounting job and it all went downhill.

-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

Why was the black man fired from the bakery? He didn't work hard and was repeatedly absent

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

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Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

Whats black and gay? Obama

Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

A man died and went to heaven. Luckily, he was resuscitated by a trained medical professional, and after a stern warning from his doctor, he lost weight, limited the cholesterol in his diet, and went on to live a very happy and healthy life.

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