Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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knock knock who's there? I'm here.

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

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I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

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Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

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what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

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why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

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How to find if your overweight? Ask your friend to make a big clay volcano, out of baking soda and vinegar. While its erupting if you're too busy eatin five course dinner. FAT

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Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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