My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

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What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

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Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

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When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

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Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

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A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

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Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

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Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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