- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

what do you call a black guy african american

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

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