- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

men's rights activists

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

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