I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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