Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

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Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

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You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

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Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

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Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

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Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

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why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

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womens rights.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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