- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 9,405 licks (this may not be reliable I lost count since I kinda just bit it)

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

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