What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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Obama = ebola

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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u know whats a crime? rape

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What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

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What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

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Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

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why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

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whats green and lives in the water

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how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

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So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

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Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

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What fires shots? A gun

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