A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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Justin Beiber is a good singer

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Why are they the "living" daylights?

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

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Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

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Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

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Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

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You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

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Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

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jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

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What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

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Robin, get in the car, please.

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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