what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

my gramma died

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

this website is a bad joke

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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