Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

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What does? 42

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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So I saw a man trying to push a plane. I asked why. He told me to mind my own business and go get ebola. And that's why I left for Africa.

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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