What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

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Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

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Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

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"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

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An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

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What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

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Women's Rights..

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have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

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What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

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whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

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what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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