what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

hey guys im gay

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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