- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

Dick Cheney That's the joke

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

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