- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

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