Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

Women's professional sports

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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