A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

Fat? Jesse Z

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

There once was this guy and he fell down

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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