- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. 97

What was hitlers least favorite pokemon? Hitler didnt have a least favorite pokemon because hitler died long before the idea of pokemon was created.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

Long joke Your such a downey

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

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