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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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