- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

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Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

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