- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

What do you call two dog? dogs

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

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