- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

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