Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

quantum physics?

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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