What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Roses are red.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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