Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

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What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

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What do I hate? people

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

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Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

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Justin Bieber

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What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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Knock Knock? Come in.

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how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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