- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

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