- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

knock knock go away

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

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