- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

Dick Cheney That's the joke

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

i hate non minorities!

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

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