- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

9/11 my birthday

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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