Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

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What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

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What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

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Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

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What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

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Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

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Keira Knightley walked in to a coffee shop. The man behind the counter said "Wow, you're Keira Knightley!". Keira replied, "No, actually I am just one of your many masturbatory fantasies. You are currently staring at an old lady that just asked you for a latte". "Oh, by the way. You are drooling and have an erection."

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what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

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Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

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A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

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Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

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Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

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Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

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This is a joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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