- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Please ignore this statement.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

In soviet Russia...things are different

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Beka has AIDS

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

What's your blood type? Red.

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

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