What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

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What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

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Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

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What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

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A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

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a person who will soon die of beeties

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Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

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two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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anti jokes are really funny

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A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

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What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

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the economy.

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My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

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YOU

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Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

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autsim

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that wall over there ->

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

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Knock knock, COME IN!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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