- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

your brother so fine that hes skinney

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

my penis

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

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