- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Boy:U a dime Girl: she said ur a quarter Boy:-_- dumb B***h

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheelchair

How many Jews can you fit in a Car? 2 in the front seat 3 in the back seat 5 in the trunk and a couple thousand in the Ashtray -WSS Gaming

How many blondes did it take to screw in the lightbulb? Just one. She did a fine job.

you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

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