- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

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