- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

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