What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

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A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

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a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

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What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

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A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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