- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

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