- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

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