- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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^ That's not even funny ^

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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