- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

Your girlfriend.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

you see theres this guy.

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

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