- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

knock knock... ...no answer

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

roak

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

one stop shop

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

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