Knock, knock ... ... ... Well I guess no one is home.

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What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

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brock has small hands for a small job

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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Maths.

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What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

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