- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

A Jew, Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. They have fun there a good time and then they go home.

Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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