KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

why did your mum die young because she had canser

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

What did Reed read? A. Read?

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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