- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

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Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

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