What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

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Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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matt is fat

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

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What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

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What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

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deez nuts

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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