- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

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