- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

Your big dick.

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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