Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

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How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

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Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

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My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

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Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

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A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

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What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

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Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

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how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

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Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

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Why did the fish fly It didn't

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

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So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

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Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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