- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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