Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

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How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

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Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

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What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender said "why the long face?" The horse then panicked, and feeling threatened, it kicked the bartender with its hind legs and galloped out of the bar. A civilian took immediate control of the situation and dialed the number for animal control, who arrived shortly and tranquilized the deer and put it back in its natural habitat. Don't worry, that didn't actually happen

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