- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Fat? Jesse Z

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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