- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

pull my finger (farts)

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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