How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

dyslexics of the world untie!

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

Anti Joke

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