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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

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