- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

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Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?