- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

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whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

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