What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

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a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

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Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

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Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

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civil rights

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What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

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I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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