- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

Dick Cheney That's the joke

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

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