Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

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I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

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What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

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What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

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Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

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You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

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Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

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What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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