- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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