- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

A Chinese man fails a math test

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

What's stupid a light bulb.

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