My jeans

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Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

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What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

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I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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can you touch your toes? no

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

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what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

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Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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