- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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