When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

sky silverstein

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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