- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

How does a black guy die? Unknown

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

Fat people

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

Jovan

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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