What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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