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Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel on his crotch, and the bartender says, "What's that?" and the pirate says, "A deadly tumor."

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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What is the best way to deal with a broken ankle? Ear Lobes.

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So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

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Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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Gustavo Andrade

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Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

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