- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

antonio has a penis head.lol

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

Anti Jokes = Drained

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??