- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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