- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

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