- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

Will you please answer one question for me? "Yes" Thank you. -walk away-

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