How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

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a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has it's pricks on the outside. A BMW doesn't have pricks on it's bodywork, for a multitude of reasons: - it would increase the coefficient of drag, causing an increase in fuel consumption - the pricks would fall foul of pedestrian safety regulations

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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Anti Joke

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