Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

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My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

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What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

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Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

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your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

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Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

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A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

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why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

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What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

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why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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