- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

Obama lin Baden.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

whats green and lives in the water

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

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