What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

knock knock who's there? your destiny

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

here's a joke... the american education society

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

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whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

Your mom showed up at my house last night. I kindly greeted her and asked if I could help her with anything.

Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

three people come to a serial killers house. one was annoying one was immature and one was stupid he would put them all in the same boat. then he towed it into shark infested waters, sunk it and watched them speak their mind. the annoying one said "nah nah nuh boo boo you cant eat me!" the immature one said "im gonna ride one!" and the stupid one said "could you please tell your sharks to stop eating my leg? i need it to swim away from these sharks that are eating my leg." moral of the story: dont go to serial killers homes. they will most likely kill you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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