Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

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It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

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Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

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An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

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A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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No your aunties a joke

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Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

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Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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You know what's funny? Rape

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Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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