What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

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whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

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What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

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Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

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Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

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Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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How did the dog die? He was put down.

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

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What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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