- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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