Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

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What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

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Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

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What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

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time to spruce up!

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

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ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

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How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

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My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

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Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

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Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

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When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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