- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

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Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

Two baby seals walk into a club.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

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