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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

a. why? b. because I wanted

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

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