- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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