- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

A muslim walks out of a plane.

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

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