- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

Christ is a conspiracy

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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