- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

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