- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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