Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

Your girlfriend.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Justin Bieber

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

what did jacob say to coach a joke

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

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