- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

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