- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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