- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

I'm winning at Scrabble.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

A chicken walked into the bar...

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

run farther?

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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