Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

What did a boy dying from cancer get for Christmas? The news that his cancer progressed and he would soon die. He underwent a surgery that got rid of the cancer and he was cured. He ran out of the hospital in excitement and got hit by a bus. He recovered slowly, but lived. By this time it was June and his birthday, he returned to school later that year. He got called fat and committed suicide.

I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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