- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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