Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

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How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

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Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

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How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

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How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

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Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

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why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

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Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

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My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

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why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

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Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A thought for the day: Life is like a game of chess. In the constant struggle for power, control and safe positions it makes no difference whether one plays white or black. As long as everything is planned and one stays a few moves ahead, everything will work out. Just don't annoy the queen, or she may send some very irate knights to fork you or a bishop to flank you. [L]

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what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

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Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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