What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

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What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

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What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

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Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

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What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

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Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

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Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

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Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

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Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

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what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

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