- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

What is the difference?

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

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