- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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