How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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you will like this because i am black.

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

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What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

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So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

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How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

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Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

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What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

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Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

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Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

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Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

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A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

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Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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