- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

Knock Knock. Not home.

The doctor walks in Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

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Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

Why did the Jewish man commit suicide? Because he was not happy with his life.

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