- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

deez nuts

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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