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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

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