- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

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