Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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Knock Knock No solicitors

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

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Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

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Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

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Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

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How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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What did the black guy get from his white girlfriend for valentines day? An HIV positive test result.

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TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

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Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

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A Mayor accidently killed one of the citizens of his town through dangerous driving. He could not be charged with murder, as it was an accident, but there was an uproar, and he was humiliated beyond question and forced out of office straight away. Even his family rejected him, owing to the fact that the unfortunate citizen he struck was his son's girlfriend.

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A man walks into a bar and see's a 12 inch pianoist. He walks to the bar tendar and asks "Where'd you get it" The bar tendar says we have a genie in the back. So the man walks back the and wishes for 12 million BUCKS , The genie gives him 12 million DUCKS, The man walks back out and said " I asked for 12 million BUCKS not 12 million DUCKS and the bar tendar says do you really think i asked for a 12 inch pianoist?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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What do you get when you cross an Indian and a duck? An Indian duck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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