How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

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You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

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Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

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My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

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Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

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What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

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Whats circular and black? a black circle.

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How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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