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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

you will like this because i am black.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Hey how is your wife and my kids

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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