- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

a. why? b. because I wanted

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

What did John name his dog? Doggy

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