- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

Knock knock! Just kidding.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

Matthew Wyckoff

What's up? Your time.

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