A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

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Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

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why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

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What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Neither have I

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

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Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

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What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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