- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

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