- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

What is the difference?

Burp

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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