- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

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