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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

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