Tall asians

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

Albino African Americans

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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