- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

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whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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