- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

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