What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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I'm rick james bitch

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Jokes=Funny Anti=Opposite Anti+Joke=Anti Joke Anti Joke= Anti Humour Anti Humour + People= Offensive Jokes Offensive Jokes= Often jokes about women Offensive Jokes=Problems Women=Problems

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So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

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Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

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knock knock come in !

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

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Knock, knock ... ... ... Well I guess no one is home.

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Two guys were Arguing. (A & B) A. You suck B. If i suck then you choke. A. The only way id choke is if i smelled your stank ass breathe. B. The only way id have stank ass breathe is if i was liking your moms vagina A. The only way my mom's pussy would stank is if you were liking it. B. The only way id be liking your moms pussy is if it were a dick.... Both stare at each other... and walk off awkwardly

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How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

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How do you confuse and anger a blonde? Kill her family and loved ones and say you did it because potato.

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I am fine, hungry but otherwise fine, I sometimes wish that things that come easy to you, did the same for me or others, excuse me, going to grab a bite, I hope we can chat here for a bit, it is not a chatting site the least. Say? Are you still burning mad at me? If not ill gladly give you a call, but if this is a ploy you are scheming in order to gain my trust I might be killing myself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If i knew, I'd tell you.

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Pop Fiction last words. guess who edition: "Okay okay you win again Batman! Ahahaha hohohoho hehehehe! Wanna hear a new jo... Eh... what are you doing with that gun?" "Why did I not just take a step or two to the side during the five hours and over thirty episodes he kept charging that Kamehameha?" "Bah I cannot die as long as my ego is full! Are these really the ratings on my latest game? H0moerotic? Childish? A sociopath? Oh man..." Moral: Your red thumbs cannot hurt me! Im the moralmanBitch! HOAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

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Anti Joke

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