- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

So a seal walks into a club.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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