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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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