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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

A fat guy!

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

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