A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

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hey hey apple

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"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

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Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

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You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

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why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

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You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

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the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

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whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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