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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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