A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

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How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

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Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

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Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

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If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

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What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

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Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

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How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

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Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

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Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

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Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

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What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

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Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

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What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

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What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

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Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

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The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

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What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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