- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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