While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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