how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

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What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

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Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't give you time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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What did the white guy say when a black man punched him? Ow, i am sueing for assault. that is a crime

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A man on his 21st birthday walks into a bar. He orders a piña colada. The bartender then replies "Sorry we do not sell piña coladas here." In disappointment, the man decides to order a different alcoholic drink and later becomes an alchoic for 20 years until he breaks his obsession and remarries his wife and has 5 kids. He then had a great life and died at age 92. He will be missed by his wife and children.

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like this or you will die at some point in your life

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Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

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