A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

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What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

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No, Trinidad.

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whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

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"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

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What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

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I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

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What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

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I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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what are you mike bibby?

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For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

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Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

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What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

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So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

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Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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