- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

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