- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

Black people stink of shite!

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

matt is fat

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