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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

every cloud has a silver lining

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

Meh, I dont want it anymore! You take it!

What did Osama Bin Laden say to his barber? ????? ??? ?????? ??? ?????, which, in their native language means, I would like to get a haircut.

What should you say when someone says a bad joke? I'm sorry, your joke cannot be completed as dialed. Please hang up and don't try again.

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