What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

Anti Jokes = Drained

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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