(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

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I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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