- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

why was the cat black it was a black cat

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

im not black, im Joseph Kony

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

women's rights

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

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