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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

If the 49ers won the superbowl

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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