- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

I <3 Hitler

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

Indians

How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

What's long and black? A long and black object.

A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

Why did the black man die? He was shot

so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs (_ |____| O O -

What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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