Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

A miserable man committed suicide.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

Dwight Howard

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

Anti Joke

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