- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

So FDR walks into a bar.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??