- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

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What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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