In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

A woman stopped making sandwiches.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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