- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

Why are they the "living" daylights?

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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