- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

Can I ask you a question? You just did

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

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