What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

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Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

G:nock nock B:come in!

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

So FDR walks into a bar.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

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Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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