- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

A woman stopped making sandwiches.

A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

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