- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

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