How many Jews does it take to bake a turkey using an oven, I don't know but it only takes one Jew to stuff one.

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Roses are smiling, violets are trying to kill me. DId I mention I'm a paranoid schizophrenic?

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what's worse than a dead baby? a pile of dead babies. what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath? the live one has to eat it's way out. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out? more dead babies dumped on the already existing pile. what's worse than the giant pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out, but there are more dead babies piled on top? this is all in your basement.

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Why is Harry Potter fake Because its a movie

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A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? Well , you see, this black mans name was yargle, and during his high school years, people always made nicknames for him some of which were fat yargle, yargaryar, and bottomyarg. He thought to himself that wanted revenge, So he killed the entire population of earth. Oh ya, and since he was the last human, wirhout possibility of reproduction, he went to the store and bought a can of soup

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Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

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your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

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Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

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Whats 1+1? window!

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

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Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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