What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

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What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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