What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

Massie is a fatass

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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