That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

hey hey apple

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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