- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

Link ate ink to make him sink.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

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