Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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