some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

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(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

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Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the low cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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Why was the washing machine laughing? Because you're on drugs.

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Why did Jimmy cross the road? Because a chicken was about to cross the road, and he wanted to be kind and help the old 72-aged chicken get across the road. Because Jimmy had a grandfather that passed away because he was too old and nobody helped him cross the road. Jimmy is haunted by that memory and doesn't want that to happen to anyone else. Especially a chicken.... Also there were no cars and his best friend chicken was on the other side waiting for him.

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Eh yo Sean u mr. Kingston Hey, how are you doing?

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What happens when you park a new Cadillac with a roll of $100 dollar bills on the dashboard in a black neighborhod? Many residents of that peaceful community will briefly glance at it and admire the wealth of the automobile's owner.

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why did the fish get flushed down the drain? because it was dead

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven kind of looked like an alligator.

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your goin down...aint no tomorrow...wha bang bang

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Neo Nero, why did you not tell me that Nero7 is dead? When was the funeral held? Where is he buried? At point Zero? Please I need to know, he was basically my father, or rather all that my father never was, at least I dont have to wonder if he will ever come back... I understand your anger, even if I am not even close to following your extreme ideals, please tell me the code, the proof that you are not one of the Spetznas or the Nazi`s. "Eliza"

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Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

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The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

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Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

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It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

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david give me my money back... i will have it next week

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if there is a circle of fat people and you throw a cookie in the middle of the circle. It will be the best game of hungry hungry hippos you will ever see.

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whats bloop with an m? matthew

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Why did the asian driver crash his car? Because he was driving while intoxicated.

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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An Englishman, an American and a Frenchman are standing on the side of a cliff. The Englishman jumps off the cliff. The American also jumps off the cliff. He is followed by the Frenchman. Suicide and depression are major problems in today's world regardless of nationality.

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why did the boy die because he got ran over by a tractor

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