- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

A dog is always in the pushup position.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

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