What city likes baseball the most? New York

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Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

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Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

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A blone walks into a bank in New York City and asks the bank teller for a $5000 loan because she's going to Mexico for 2 weeks. The bank teller said he would need some security for the money. The blonde tells him her new Rolls Royce is in the parking Lot and she hands him the keys. The blonde gets the money and goes on her trip. Another employee at the bank then parks the car in the underground parking garage. He later ffinds out the blonde is a multi millionaire. When the blonde arrives home from she pays back the $5000 and $15 interest. When the bank teller asks her why she gave them a $250000 car for security or needed the $5000 loan if she was a multi millionaire, the blonde answers, "Where else can you park your car in New York City and expect it to stillbe there when you return?"

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There was once a little boy... Boy: Daddy, I am so proud of you that when I grow up I want to be just like you! God: Son how dareth thou! That is a horribleth and shameful wish! I just called the adoption agency thy areth noteth my... er.. sonneth anymoreth! NOW GO TO HELL! Oh, and you get same powers as I by the way, just for Good measure or something, except I can destroy you whenever I want, I just do not want to because your evil will hopefully make me look good in comparison after I rid the world of the first testament anyways :P Boy: Yay? :( Where is hell by the way? Moral: That little boy grew up to become... SUPERMAN! While Satan never discovered what hell was since its a concept added by corrupt priests around the 1700`s in order to scare people into following their God instead.

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A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

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What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

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What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

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An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

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Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

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What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

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Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

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bangers and mash?

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But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

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Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

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Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

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The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

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guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

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Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

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A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

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Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

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