How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

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It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

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Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

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Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

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Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

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Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

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whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

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What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

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Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

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What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

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How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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The WPGA tour

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What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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