- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

womens rights.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

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