what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

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guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

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What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

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What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

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Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

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whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

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why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

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Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

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What is the difference?

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

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Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

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Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

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1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

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whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

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