Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

Knock Knock Dude there is no door

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

silver bullet?

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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