A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

You want to hear a joke? Republican

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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