a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

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Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

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Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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so today i took a poop. hehe

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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