- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

Get up Look in the mirror

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's.

A hill billy went fishing

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

roses are red poo is poo

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

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