- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

the economy.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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