- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

THe Election

Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

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