- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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