- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

i bought a knock-knock joke book, and was unamused.

Q: What Did Alakazam Use To Listen Gangnam Style? A: He Used Psybeam.

If you'd turn to page 43 you will find the homework. Have a good weekend!

A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

Why did the baby stop crying? I shot it with a 9mm pistol and put it in the microwave because it cried while I was watching Sienfeld.

Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

What do Whitney Houston and MTV have in common? They both REALLY died in the 90's.

This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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