Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

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McDonald. It's run by Lawers

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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