- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

what is red and smells like paint red paint

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

The Labour Party.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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