Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

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Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

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What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

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Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

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why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

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What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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Charlie Sheen is winning

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What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

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I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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