Q. What do mummies do when they run out of toilet paper? A. Nothing - they're dead and inanimate.

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What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

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An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

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Whats green and smells like ass? My ass. I lied about the green..

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What is blue and has to deal with a vagina. Blue waffle you know who has that Jews But the jews got it from the gassing and the gassing got it from hitlers wifes piss but the blue waffle came from the lesbian she had sex with when she was doing her lesbian phase but the lesbian got it from her father and the father got it from his wife.

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A Canadian walks into a bar, he rubs his head, steps around the bar, and walks into a bar. He has a great time hanging out with his friends and having a few drinks

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

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Q: How did the black man get to the first branch on the tree? A: He climbed, like the average person.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

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You wanna hear a joke? Your dick.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

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"You go, Glen Coco" -Mean Girls, 2004

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What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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