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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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