- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

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Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

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