Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

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Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

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What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

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Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

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Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

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What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

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Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

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Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

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If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

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a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

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What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

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What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

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Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

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Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

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An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

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What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

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A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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