- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

What's blue? The sky.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

I'm tired.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

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