- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

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