- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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