Why couldn't Billy drive? He had no arms. Why did he have no arms? Thalidomide.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

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What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

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who is 2 chainz? no one 2 chains is just 2 chains. spelled with an "s" not a "z"

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What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

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Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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Matthew Baker

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So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

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What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well I'll tell you. He was happily gliding down the sidewalk when he realized that his destination was across the road. He then proceeds to take In his surroundings . He finds that there is no indication telling him to stop so he then cautiously walks across the road watching for any dangerous movement. He safely makes it across and proceeds to his destination which is the slaughtering house. He is a retarded chicken

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What did one apple say to the other???? Well, since they are fruits, and not people, they were unable to talk...

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