What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

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Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

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Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

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Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

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Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

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So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

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what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

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"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

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A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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