why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

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