- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

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