- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

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