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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

What is my name? I dont know

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

What is black and has no education A tire.

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

Why did the black man die? He was shot

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