Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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