- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

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What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

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what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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