Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

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How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

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Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

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Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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