Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

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If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

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Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

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How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

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what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

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why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

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Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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