- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

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Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

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