Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

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Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

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Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

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What do you get when you cross a cow with an elephant? A deformed organism

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

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What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

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What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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