- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sarah Palin.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

Happy Monday!

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

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