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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

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whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

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Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

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Why did the cow cross the road? The slaughter yard was on the other side!

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Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

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Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

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What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

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One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

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How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

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Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

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why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

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Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

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What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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