You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

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What's big fat and ugly? A monster

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

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What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

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How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

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So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

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I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

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How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

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If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

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Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

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My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

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why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

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Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

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Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

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What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

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Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

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Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

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A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

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I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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