- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

quantum physics?

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

Is your refrigerator running? No.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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