- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

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