Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

What do you call two dog? dogs

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

A dog is always in the pushup position.

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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