- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

women's rights

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

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