whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

Julian Ha.

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Eric is gay Ha

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

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