One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

One, two, three, four and five

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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