- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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