What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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