- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

Womans baksetball...

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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