- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

The Blonde walked into a wall.

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