- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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