Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

Do you want to hear a joke? No.

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

kieran is a homosexual

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