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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

batman farted so hes retarded

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

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