- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

Adam Chebali is awesome

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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