- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

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