- Anti Joke

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.