- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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