why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

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Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

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Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

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When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

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You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

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I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

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What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

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what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

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Why did the handicap man scream for help? Because he fell out of his wheel chair

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what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

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What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

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What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

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how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

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What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

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Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

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