- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

why didnt Tim Tebow go to church? He had practice half an hour before the service was scheduled to start, and to do both was impossible and missing practice would have resulted in disciplinary action from both his coaches and his teammates.

Man: Would you like to see someone Man 2: Sure Man: How bout the inside of an ambulance

Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

how do you make a homosexual man have sex with a woman? shit in her vagina

Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

what came first the chicken or the chips

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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