- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

No it doesnt..

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

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