Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

Joke

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

children burning

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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