- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

roses are red poo is poo

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

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