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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

a. why? b. because I wanted

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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