so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

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Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

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Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

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what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

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Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

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What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

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Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

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What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

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Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

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Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

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what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

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To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

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When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

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Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

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A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

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People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

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How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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