- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

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Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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