- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

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