- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

A dog is always in the pushup position.

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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