What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

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Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

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What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

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I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

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A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

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I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

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What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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