What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

Seriosly. too much sex again?

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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