- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

what is worse than a guy pissed?

what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

A group of teenage boys put a flaming bag of dog feces on Old Man Howard's doorstep. He came out and demanded that they stop such behavior at once. They did, and the day went on normally.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

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