- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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