- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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