I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

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What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

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Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

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mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

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Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

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Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

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What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

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What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

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Your so gay, that you like men!

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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