- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

knock knock go away

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

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What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

drugs.

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