- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

What do you call two dog? dogs

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

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