Robin, get in the car, please.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

So FDR walks into a bar.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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