What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

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If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

what kind of dog can tiptoe

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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