A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

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What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

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So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

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Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

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How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

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there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

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A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

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They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

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What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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