- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

womans having rights.

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

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