- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

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