- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

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How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

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