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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

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