- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

What's 2+2? Fish

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

baloney sandwich

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

an ethopian thanksgiving

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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