what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

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What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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antonis sister is mighty fine

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what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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