- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

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