Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...