WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

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Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

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What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

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Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

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How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

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What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

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What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

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What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

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A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

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Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

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A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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