You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

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In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

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What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

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What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

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Massie is a fatass

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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

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There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

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What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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