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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

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