Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

What does two plus two equal? 4

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

This is a joke.

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

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