How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

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What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

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What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

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whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

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Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

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A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

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Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

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