- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

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