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What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

What's funny? Women's rights.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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