A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

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A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken saw some potential food across the street.

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THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

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Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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Why did the teacher ask her student about the test? Because she was in the hospital the day of the test because her husband was hit by a rail road spike and died but she was so devoted to her job she wanted to know.

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WANNA HERE A JOKE? (no, i purposely clicked in this joke website to simply here to fulfill my demonic internet pleasures.)

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once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

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roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

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How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

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Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

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A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

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If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

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What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

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What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

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Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

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What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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