- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Your mom is so old she died

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

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