Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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Neither did she.

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

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What is your name? My name is Jeff

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What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

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what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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SHUT UP JP

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What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

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joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

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The cream, it is coming

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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

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