- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

If you are reading this you are a nerd

Why did the boy fail his test? Because he got shot before he could even study.

what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

why did they make a new iphone? because individuals like to be connected to local and world wide media so they can stay in touch with all news, friends and family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over.

What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

Why did the blonde fail her driving test? She was paralyzed and had down syndrome.

what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

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