A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

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What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

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irish man drinking john smiths

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

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What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

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how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

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Anti Jokes = Drained

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What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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