So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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Why did the snappy dresser take a button off of a coat? To see a button fly! NO YOU IDIOT YOU DID IT WRONG, IT'S SUPPOSED TO ABOUT ABOUT A "BUTTER FLY" OMG YOU DOLT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

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What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

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What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

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what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

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A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

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What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

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Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

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If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

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Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

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Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

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Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

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ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

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Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

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Anti Joke

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