- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

Your mom.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

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