- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

Where's the soap?

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

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