A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

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How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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