Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

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Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

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yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

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LO AND BEHOLD!

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Jokes=Funny Anti=Opposite Anti+Joke=Anti Joke Anti Joke= Anti Humour Anti Humour + People= Offensive Jokes Offensive Jokes= Often jokes about women Offensive Jokes=Problems Women=Problems

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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