Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

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Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

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What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

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What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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whats 7+4? 74

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Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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