- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

how do you call someone? use a phone

Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

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