What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

Kameron Brown is gay.

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...