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What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Obama lin Baden.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.