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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

69 When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.