A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

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A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

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A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

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What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

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Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

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Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

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I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Knock knock, COME IN!

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A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

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How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

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what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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