A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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