Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

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