Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

A lot eh?

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

men's rights activists

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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