- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

What is better than life? Nothing.

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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