- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

I walk into a bar...

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