- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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