- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

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