A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

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What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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How did the young child react when a bullet went through his head? He fell to the ground and his heart stopped beating.

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

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How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

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A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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A Dog walked into a bar and the bartenter said 'What can i get you' the dog dident say aneything cuz its a dog!!!!!

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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