why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

A guy walks into a bar

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

Long joke Your such a downey

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

read this sentence again.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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