- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

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