- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

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