- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

Gus's mom

What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

what came first the chicken or the chips

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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