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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

There was once a man with a penis so huge, his girlfriend liked their sexual experiences very much. A year later they got married and had kids, however the man got fired from his accounting job and it all went downhill.

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Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

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