- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Steve Jobs is alive.

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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