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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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