- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

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