Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

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What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

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What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

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What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

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Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

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Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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Knock, Knock Who's there Cluck Cluck who? Cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck - proceed to bob head and flap wings - cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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