two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

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What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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There is a blonde, a redhead, and a brunnette stuck on a deserted island. the redhead gets sick of being trapped, so she decides to risk the 100 miles back to shore. she begins swimming, gets 10 miles out, gets tired, and drowns. the brunnette gets sick of being trapped, so she decides to risk it too. she gets 50 miles, gets tired, and drowns. The blonde decides to escape as well. she is able to swim 98 miles, gets tired, and swims back.

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Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

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Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

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Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

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What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

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I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

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why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

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what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

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When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

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hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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