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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

quantum physics?

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

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