I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

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What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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