- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

What's funny? Women's rights.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

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