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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

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