- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Caramel Boing.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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