- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

A man died.

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

How do you make a snake blink? You can't

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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