- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

Long joke Your such a downey

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

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