"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

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How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

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Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

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Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

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Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

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Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

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why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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