- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

G:nock nock B:come in!

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

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Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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