- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

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