- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Oh.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

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