- Anti Joke

Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

What happened when the Mexican lays his head on a pillow? He falls asleep

Listen, I do not really care anymore, I admit it, I dont mind screwing with people, but if your name is Tifa, my name is lets see... Solid Snake, yeah, but call me big boss. Listen, be honest with me, if you do not trust me, just do not give me a random name, Tifa as in Tifa Lockheart? Final Fantasy? Wake up, girl/guy, you are losing your touch at this.

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

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What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Death by kayak

my egg roll

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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