You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

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I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

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Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

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A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

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Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

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A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

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Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

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Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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