There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

What's funnier than 24? 25

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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