Dwight Howard

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

A miserable man committed suicide.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks Because violets are purple

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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