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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

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Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

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What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

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What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

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Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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