I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

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Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

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Ily bae

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Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

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Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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BIG MAC'S

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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