What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

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Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

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knock knock! who is there? its knock! knock who??? knock knock... who is there.... i told you its knock... knock who??? knock knock... WHO IS THERE!! OMG I TOLD YOU ITS KNOCK! KNOCK WHO!! WHO IS KNOCK! KNOCK KNOCK OMG WTF! HOLY SHIT WHO IS THERE! ITS KNOCK WE HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER OUR WHOLE LIVES! KNOCK WHO?? KNOCK KNOCK WHY DONT YOU REMEMBER ME! oh knock knock from next door! who is there???? jk.. knock...knock......omg put down the gun knock knock stop i love you knock its not worth it!! NO KNOC!!! GUNSHOT* KNOCK NOOOOO!!! I LOVED YOU SOMEONE CALL 911!! OMG KNOCK WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH KNOCK WHY!!!!

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Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

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A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

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The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

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Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

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Whats two plus two Four!

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

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What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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