- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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