what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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