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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

whats the stage after cancer? you die

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

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How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

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