A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

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What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

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Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

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The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

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Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

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What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

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What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

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think twice or at least think

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

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Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

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A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

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Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

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Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

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Who's gay? Justin Beaver

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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