- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats gay and american? a gay american

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

Why is this joke funny It isn't

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

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