A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

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What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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