- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

A dyslexic blind man

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

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