- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

A man was shot. He died.

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

A car walks into a bar.

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

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