- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

Why does the chicken cross the road? 4

What's up? Your time.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

Knock knock Fuck off!

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

Your girlfriend.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

Matthew Wyckoff

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

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