how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Long joke Your such a downey

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

Kyle grund parker coffey

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

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