Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

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TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

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What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

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Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

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steven hawking walks into a bar

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How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

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What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

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Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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Beka has AIDS

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

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What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

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A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

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