There were two blondes going to California for the summer, they are about two hours into the flight and the pilot gets on the intercom and says we just lost an engine but it is all right we have three more but it will take us an hour longer. A half hour later he gets on the intercom again and says we just lost another engine but its all right we have two more it will take us another half hour though. One of the blondes says "If we lose the two last engines we will be up here all day"

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A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

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What did the black guy get from his white girlfriend for valentines day? An HIV positive test result.

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What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

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Nero Octavios reporting, so far all of our sectors worldwide excluding Spain, Italy and Ground Zero are secure, Nero Augustus is severely wounded but will make it, and despite the our intel Necrissa Angelo is alive and well. We have one single worry though Nero7 the brunt force of the terror attack was large and powerful, yet resistance was incredibly light when we went for the counter-strike, too light, we might have to ready ourselves for some sort of reprisal here.

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Q: What's the difference between a grasshopper and pencil? A: Lots

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What do you call a man holding a bible? A man holding a bible. What do you call a woman holding a bible? A women holding a bible. What do you call a man and a women holding a bible? A man and a women holding a bible.

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why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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knock knock come in !

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

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what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

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Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

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An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

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I'm rick james bitch

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So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

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Anti Joke

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