- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

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