A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

A car walks into a bar.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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