This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

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Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

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So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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