- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

I'm rick james bitch

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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