What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

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A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

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What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

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Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

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No antijoke here.

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Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

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Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

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I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

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Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

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who is not good looking? mon morello

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Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

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How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

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Anti Joke

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