Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

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Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

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Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

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whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

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A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

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Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

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Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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