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What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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