- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

Kris- "Hey! Ask me if I'm a tree! Kait&Alyssa- ".....Are you a tree?...." Kris- "No.(:"

Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

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