- Anti Joke

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

These Jokes suck.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.