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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

What's long and black? A long and black object.

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

How many pianos does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to play a motivational tune.

Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

What the heck are you gonna do if you're on a picnic and have an ice cream and then the ants crawl on the ice cream, what are you gonna do? You're gonna eat the ants because it's made out of protein.

what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

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