what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

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Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

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What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

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Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

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What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

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What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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Horse.

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how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

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Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

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Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

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whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

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two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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