- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

If a man has a gun, but no arms or legs, is he armed?

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

Why is Santa's sack so big? He has a malignant tumour on his testicle. We're all very worried about him.

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

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