Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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Asian women drivers...

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A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

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Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

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Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

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What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

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Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

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Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

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John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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