Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

A muslim walks into a gun shop

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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