What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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What's clear and looks like water? Water.

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

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An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

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