- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

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Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Sarah Palin.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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