My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

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