what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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civil rights

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Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

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Charlie Sheen is winning

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

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Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

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Adam Chebali is awesome

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I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

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Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

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Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

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One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

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How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

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E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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