- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

what came first the chicken or the chips

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

roses are red violets should be purple

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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