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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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