- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

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