What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

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Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

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This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

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Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

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Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

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What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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What is long hard and woody? A tree.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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