- Anti Joke

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

Knock knock. Get out!!

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children