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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

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