Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

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How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Fill in the blank: A ______ is a man's best friend. Jake: Is it dog? Host: YES! Now for the 1 million dollars! Finish the sentence: I just saved a lot of money by Jake: Switching to Geico? Host: Sorry, that's incorrect. The correct answer is "I just saved a lot of money by not spending it on useless junk and by budgeting my account towards investing in the future." Oh well, nice try.

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why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

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What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

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what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

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Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

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Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

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What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? The lawyer is a human being whose profession is to give legal advice and assistance to clients and represent them in court or in other legal matters while the catfish is a freshwater or marine fish with whiskerlike barbels around the mouth, typically bottom-dwelling. -BG_Shank_A

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

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A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

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A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

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Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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