- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

what did i do after u pinched me? i killed everyone

All the planets are named after gods Ours is named after dirt....

What did the blade of grass say to the other blade of grass? Nothing, as grass does not have the capability of speaking and does not have a brain, all it has is a complex life system where it feeds off water. If it were to say anything though, it would say, "Hey! We're both blades of grass!"

Why did the chicken cross the road It was being dragged to the other side by fox It's the way of life _._._

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