- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

How old are you? 7

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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