Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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Why didn't he finish his

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Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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