- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

No soup for you!

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

knock knock go away

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

star wars kid

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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