Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

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Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

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pady irish man paddy english man and paddy african man go on a magic slide wat ever you say will be at the bottem paddy irish man said gold paddy english man silver paddy african man almost fell off so he said shit buthalf way down he thought it was fun so he said wee

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What do Michael Jackson and most Catholic priests have in common? They're dead.

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What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

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A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

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ANDERS!! Thanks for the warnins, I mean I wuld beat you up even when I can barely move, but I just told the doc and the nurse to shut this door, thanks man, would never thought about that if you had not warned me... beat me up when I am poisoned? Your mom replied, it sasy "I do not like the idea" You know what I told you about not right? DO NOT THINK ABOUT A blue elephanT! WOSH BLUE ELEPGANT IN YOur MIND, ITS LIKE SAYING I AM NOT INTEREsted in KNOWING MUCH MORE! Your sister? YOu know she has a crush on me, ill fuck her so hard youul will know when she wont be able to walk straight or sit YES Id meet you, but you know... Ladies first... PS: OF Co0uRse iTS mY dick, in her mouth, it looks wrong because I AM FULL ON VALIUM YOu POISONOUS VENOM I wont turoture you, I mean not physically, but consider this the first picture, and if you want to see your mom and sister nekkid, then keep receiving picks. My skin is tan, yet they call me Black, the cloror of my soul. read below people, I am gonna bang his sistar, and his mom, watch out for the nekkid pics before they get removed on... Rate my ex, yeaaaah... any moment now, dont adress me anymore Anders, becuz the door is closed, and I cant saty awak anymore, nobody is coming in the doc said, its the bald guy with the smile, I told him to give you my phone with the last pic, he said maybe and asked if you wound nt get mad... Screw that phone, its full of your girlfriends nekkid pics anyways XD, he caught me sticking the finger btw, not the rest... And fuck you. Nero, the fucker.... Soon...

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Whats black and cant read white paper? An African

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A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

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What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

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What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

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what is worse than a guy pissed?

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What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

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Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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