- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road It was being dragged to the other side by fox It's the way of life _._._

once there was an anti-joke. it wasn't well thought out or even very creative. what happened to the anti-joke's premise? it got undermined or reversed in the punchline. but the punchline was way too straightforward. so, the whole joke really ended up sucking.

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

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