- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

Charlie Sheen

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

why does the man appear fat he is

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