Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

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Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

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What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

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why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

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What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

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What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

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A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

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Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

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Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

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What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

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Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

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What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

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What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

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i put a oie in the oven, it baked

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Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

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what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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