Why is Harry Potter fake Because its a movie

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u sat something about an owl I'll kick u in the face u fat cike

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A man walks into a bar. Of chocolate. Yummy!

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How many calories are in a bag of Fritos? 160 calories.

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Q: Whats worse than running out of hot water? A: having wyatt friedman poop on your chest, Hit him up on FB

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Knock, knock ... ... ... Well I guess no one is home.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

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a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete jumped out. Repeat was concerned-not only because his name was typically used as a verb and not something parents normally name a baby, but about why Pete would jump out of the boat? Pete wondered what to do next-should he jump in and see if Pete is okay? He also wondered if he should he change his name to Kevin.

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

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How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

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Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

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Anti Joke

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