Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

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a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

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what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

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Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

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what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

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CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

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An astronaut and a cosmonaut are sitting in a bar, discussing who was better. The cosmonaut says, "We Russians were the first people in space!" The astronaut says, "That may be true, but we were the first to land on the moon my friend." The cosmonaut turns back to the astronaut and says, "Yes, but we shall be then first to ever land on the Sun!" So, the astronaut skeptically asks, "And how do you intend to do that?" The cosmonaut replies, "Simple.......we will go at night." Thank you to David Cross

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Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

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Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

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Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

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Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

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Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

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What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

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why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

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how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

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Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

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A blonde dies Lololol

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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