why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

My spelling is horrible

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

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