- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

womans having rights.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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