- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

womens rights.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

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