- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a chicken and a taco cross a highway how many cats does it take to milk a turkey? Cactus cause the dog had two black eyes

What do watermelons taste like? Sand.

Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. A number is a mathematical object used to count and measure.It is not a living thing and therefore does not possess thoughts and feelings.

I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

Chuck Norris is so strong, he can probably lift more than 80 pounds

what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

A guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "whered you get the pig?" The guy says, "It's not a pig its a parrot." The bartender says, "i was talking to the parrot."

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

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