What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

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What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

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What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

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Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

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How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

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Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

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Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

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Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

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a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

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Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

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What's stupid a light bulb.

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why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

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What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

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THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

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Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap ...in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations])That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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