- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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