- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Dwight Howard

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

Take part of what?

HELLO EVERYONE

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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