Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

A fat guy!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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