A cat ran into the road...I hit it

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Charlie, Charlie the drunk guinea pig! OUR BEST FRIEND!!! Angel Charlie: I'm already dead yah poof!!! Butt cancer killed me.....

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. A number is a mathematical object used to count and measure.It is not a living thing and therefore does not possess thoughts and feelings.

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

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A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

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How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

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What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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Half life 3 confirmed

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