- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

Q: If two lesbians are in a relationship, who makes the sandwiches? A: They both do.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

why did the indian kill the buffalo? he was suffering from a psychological disorder and took to killing innocent animals in order to relieve the pent up rage caused by repressed memories of childhood abuse.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

jeffrey: Do you know what happened on the 5th of november? gerald: No jeffrey: I cant remember

In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

A Lion walked into bar. He ordered a steak Because lions love meat.

What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

3 brothers Mohammed, Ahmed and Saahad were on the 09:25 flight from Tehran to New York. They each only carried a rucksack each and a one way ticket. They are Syrian refugees and their parents are dead.

roses are red violets are blue i am bipolar so am i

what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??