- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

The name "Hunter Barksdale".

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

black chicken. kfc

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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