- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

Knock, knock. Whose there? A Mountain Lion wait...what

A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

Q: Why did the Westboro Baptist Church picket the gay marine’s funeral? A: Homosexuals are a plague sent by Satan to destroy the fabric of America.

A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

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