mitchell palmer sucks

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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The Blonde walked into a wall.

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

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What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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so today i took a poop. hehe

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

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