Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

ure mama's so fat

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Apple hates Blackberry.

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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