What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

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Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

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i have two hands.

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What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

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Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

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Knock knock! Just kidding.

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