- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

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Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

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