A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

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what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

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why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

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What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

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Jack Stevens

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Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

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Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

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What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

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Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

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What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

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What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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