Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

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There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

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Q: What do you call a real joke on anti joke A: Someone obviously don't understand the concept of this website

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If i knew people where coming i would have trimed my antlers

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What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

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Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

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Obama

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Why couldn't Bruce drive a truck? Cause Bruce was a Fish.

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Why did the man take a shower?, he didint smell so good...

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Your momma is so fat she has an increased risk or cardiac arrest due to obesity. I ridicule her based on the theory that her morbid obesity is due to the fact that she has a diet consisting of large amounts of calories and high fat content and/or she is known to be very sedentary and does not partake in physical exercise. However, if this increase in body fat content is due to genetics I retract my previous statement and wish only the best for her, also, you might want to lower your calorie intake and visit your local gym, lest you succumb to morbid obesity, much like your mother.

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A blond walks into a hair dresser's wearing a pair of headphones. The hair dresser tells the blond to take the headphones off so she can cut the blond's hair. The blond says that if they take off the headphones, then they'll die. The hair dresser works around the headphones, but finally needs to cut underneath the headphones. The hair dresser forces the blond to take the headphones off and nothing happened.

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Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

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In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

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2 * 2 * 2 * 3 * 2417

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A Jew, an atheist, and an Asian man walk into a bar. They all have a drink and then go home to their families

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What did the man say to the other man. Hi

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3 women are on a plane. One blonde, one brunnete, and the other a red head. The pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. The 3 women find out that there is only one parachute in the plane. The plane crashes and they all die.

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Whats funnier then a dead baby a dead baby dressed as a clown

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