A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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