- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

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