- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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