- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Hats better than a stick? A stone

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

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