Q: What did the kid say after he told a stupid joke? A: Well they banned me from Anti-Joke!!

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What did dyslexic Old McDonald say? . . . I have a learning disability that impairs my fluency and comprehension accuracy in being able to read and spell

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Why did the boy cry? because his tear-ducts were agitated by an emotional reaction due to jokes that were ironically hilarious because of how bland and usual the punchlines were

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Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

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I know 7 facts about you: 1. You're reading this. 2. You hate this overused shit. 3. You may think I will skip a number. 5. And you hate me much more. 6. You have seen porn. 7. You want me to kill myself. I am just gonna go suicide.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

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why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

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For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

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Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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