- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

The Big Band Theory

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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