- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ring Ring Hello? Click

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

My cat just died.

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