- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

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