What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

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Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

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What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

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knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

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Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

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hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

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What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

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What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the blond fall down? She died.

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Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

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Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

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Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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