- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

I have read the terms and conditions

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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