- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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