- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

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