what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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you dint have to be a jew matt

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Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

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What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

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Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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a black man walks out of popeyes

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

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Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

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A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

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how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

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