- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

How to find if your overweight? Ask your friend to make a big clay volcano, out of baking soda and vinegar. While its erupting if you're too busy eatin five course dinner. FAT

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

whats bloop with an m? matthew

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

What do you call two dog? dogs

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

i bought a knock-knock joke book, and was unamused.

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

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