- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who is really lanky? james cornish

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

women's rights.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

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