Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

mexicans fishing

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

womans having rights.

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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