- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

How old are you? 7

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

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