A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

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What do Michael Jackson and most Catholic priests have in common? They're dead.

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What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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A white man and a drunken black man enters the bar, the bartender calls the cop and the black man is dragged into the police car. The black man screams YOU ARE RACIST! YOU DAMN RACISTS! The cops tell him he has been walking around the streets naked the last 2 days... Oooh... I am really sorry sir says the black man. He was forgiven and went sober forever. Moral: No moral, that is the anti moral in this anti joke...and besides I am a W class celebrity.enjoy life

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Why did the chicken cross the road It was being dragged to the other side by fox It's the way of life _._._

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Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Why did the blonde stay in the five-star hotel? She had enough money.

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What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

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Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

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why dont they make black forks

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Two baby seals walk into a club.

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this website is a bad joke

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Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

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wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

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What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

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Anti Jokes = Drained

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Anti Joke

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