Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

the economy.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

Link ate ink to make him sink.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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