- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

like this or you will die at some point in your life

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

no rasist joks

Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

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