- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

One, two, three, four and five

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

antonio has a penis head.lol

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

hey hey apple

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

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