- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

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