- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

ure mama's so fat

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

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