- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

What comes after Friday? A ?.

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??