Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Who is it?

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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