- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

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