- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

Women's Rights

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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