- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

HEY!

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

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