- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

dat shoe shine tho

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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