- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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