- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are indigo

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

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