- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

how much fish could a chicken

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

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