- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

I used to know what alzheimers was

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Tall asians

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

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