Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

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I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

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Why did the homeless man not get any ice cream from the store? Because he was not very bright and didn't try in school. Therefore he couldn't find a job or get his job back at the janitor at Go-Mart. This proves that not doing your school work correct can really effect your future. Plus they was sold out of chocolate.

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what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

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Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

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What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

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Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

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Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

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Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

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Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

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Brain fart

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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