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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

A guy walks into a bar

You are joking right?

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

What was hitlers least favorite pokemon? Hitler didnt have a least favorite pokemon because hitler died long before the idea of pokemon was created.

Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

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