Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

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A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

Guess What??? Ur Murr

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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