Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

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why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

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Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

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What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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John lazzaro likes dick

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

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What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

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Guest what in the butt

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What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

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i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a doorstep? A: Matt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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