- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

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