- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Christ is a conspiracy

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

here's a joke... the american education society

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