Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

hey hey apple

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Chick Norris... Enough said

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

antonis sister is mighty fine

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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