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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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