- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Come right on in.

what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

A cat playing laser tag.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Your girlfriend.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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