How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Why didn't the Mexican have a job? Because stereotypes made employers unjustly reluctant to hire a hard-working, competent man.

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How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

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violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

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There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

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how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

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Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

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Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

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