- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What separates man from animal? Divorce.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

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