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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

A girl hands her boyfriend her phone and says it's his dad. He throws it on the ground exclaiming, "My dad's not a phone, duh!"

a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

How many calories are in a bag of Fritos? 160 calories.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

Why was the Jew sad Because it was Christmas.

Yo mama is so old, she might die soon! - Louis

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

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