A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

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Who wants water? I do.

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what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

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Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

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What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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What do you call a white person? Caucasian

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What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

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how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

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Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

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You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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