- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

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