Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

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what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

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Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

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whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

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Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

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What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

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What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

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Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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