- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Gay rights.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

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