Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

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Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

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What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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What's green and red? A frog in a blender

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

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What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

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So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

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Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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Anti Joke

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