Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

Racial Equality

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

where's mom I killed her

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Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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