What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

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Why couldn't Jimmy have his birthday party at the park? Because little Jimmy passed away several months ago from the result of a vicious genocide committed by a man who didn't properly understand the affect that maiming human beings has on the friends and family members of the person; he was sentenced to jail for a fair and reasonable time for the punishment of the crime he committed in the past.

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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Q: Whats worse than running out of hot water? A: having wyatt friedman poop on your chest, Hit him up on FB

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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A man walks into a bar. Of chocolate. Yummy!

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Knock, knock ... ... ... Well I guess no one is home.

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How many calories are in a bag of Fritos? 160 calories.

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Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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Why is Harry Potter fake Because its a movie

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u sat something about an owl I'll kick u in the face u fat cike

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

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What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

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I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

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