People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

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Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

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YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

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whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

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Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

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2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

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what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

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What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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Your're racist.

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

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knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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