- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

Golf.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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