- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

What's funny? Women's rights.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

Chuck Norris.

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

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