why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

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Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

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I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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