what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

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Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

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How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

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HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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Kameron Brown is gay.

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

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Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

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A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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