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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel on his crotch, and the bartender says, "What's that?" and the pirate says, "A deadly tumor."

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Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

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how do u have sex with a really hot girl who is not interested in you? Rape her in a dark ally

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

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A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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