- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

12 niqqa 12.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

A American seeking into mexico

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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