Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

Death by kayak

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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