- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

You had better thumbs up this post.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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