A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Knock Knock. Doors open

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When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

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A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

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why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

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Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

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Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

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Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

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How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. "8?" Asks the bartender, to verify he had heard correctly. He feels unsure of giving the man 12 shots but does so anyways due to his financial situation and he hopes for a generous tip. Afterwards, the man kills 9 people in a car crash due to his level of intoxication and the bartender seeps into depression due to his feeling of guilt.

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Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

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What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

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Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

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Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

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What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

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Hey Shea

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Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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