Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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mitchell palmer sucks

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

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How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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Dogs

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

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