- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

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How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

Pickles are moist.

j.p. is dumb

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

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