- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

What do you call an amazing person Good

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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