Gay rights.

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Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

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RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

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Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

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what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

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Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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What do you call a black man in church? Religious

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

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what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

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What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

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I used to know what alzheimers was

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Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

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How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

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Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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