why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

You know what's funny? Rape

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

No your aunties a joke

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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