- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

Men's rights

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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