- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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