- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What's better than a stick? A stone

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

i hate non minorities!

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

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