Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

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"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

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What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

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were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

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why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

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What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

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What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

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How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

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Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

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Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

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what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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