- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

women's rights.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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