- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

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Women deserve equal rights.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

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