Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

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Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

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Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

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What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

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Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

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your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

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Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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