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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

One, two, three, four and five

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

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