- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Women's Rights..

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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