What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

why did your mum die young because she had canser

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

roses are red violets are blue they really are

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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