- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

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