What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

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A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

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Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

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I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

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What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

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What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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