- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in an apple within a worm inside your apple...

What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

God and Allah are having a metaphysical picnic, God says to his fellow deity: "Why do you think so many humans have been killed in our names?" Allah muses upon this for a moment and replies: "Because they think we exist."

Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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