Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

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If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

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Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

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Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

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can you touch your toes? no

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why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

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Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

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A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

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A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

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How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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