- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

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Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

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