- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

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