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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

womens rights

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

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