What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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ok, so a blue flower in a meadow dances valiantly, while being watched by a chipmunk. the king of the sky fairies ate an apple and a chicken and a pear, and a cumkwuat and frog legs and a bone and a library and a jeep and fig and a rhino and a sword but fairies don't have that big of mouths to eat all of that, so this never happened

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What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

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Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

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Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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