why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

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This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

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If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

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Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

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Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

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Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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