How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

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A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

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What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

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What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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What is the worst joke ever? This one.

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Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

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What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

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Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

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What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

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roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

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I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

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What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

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Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

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Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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