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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

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