- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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