- Anti Joke

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

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What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

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What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Who does creatine? James Cornish

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.