Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper

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Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

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Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

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What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

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Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

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what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

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if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

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How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

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