- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

The Labour Party.

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

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