- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

your mom was so fat that she died.

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

What page are you on The gay page.

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

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