- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Adam Chebali is awesome

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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