- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

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