- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

What is black and looks like a person A black person

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

WOw you have no life

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

Why are white people white? I don't know

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