- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Chick Norris... Enough said

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

antonis sister is mighty fine

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

hey hey apple

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

One, two, three, four and five

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

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