whats gay and american? a gay american

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

A praying mantis is very graceful

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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