School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

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KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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who is smarter than a human? a nerd

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

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The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

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Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

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Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

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where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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