What do you call a man in front of three trains that have explosives tied to them and that are making amazingly loud noises? An idiot who obviously can't identify danger and probably had a childhood injury that cause his life to be ruined forever most likely cause by an evil uncle.

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

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Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

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what's pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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Hello.

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roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

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How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

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Two baby seals walk into a club.

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what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

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Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

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roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

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the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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