the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

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A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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