- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

why was the cat black it was a black cat

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

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