- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

why did the kitten not eat its food? because its face was stapled to the floor.

What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

Bob: Say this word that I spell out. Jane: Ok Bob: N.I.N.A. Jane: Um...Nina? Bob: Correct. Now try N.I.N.O. Jane: Nino like el nino Bob: Good. How about N.I.N.E. Jane: Ninny? Bob: Hahaha wrong

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

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