Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

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Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

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Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

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What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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alert("Hello");

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is

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A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

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Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

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Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

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Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

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Charlie Sheen

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Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

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-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

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Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

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Anti Joke

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