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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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What's funny? Women's rights.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

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