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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

ever tried african food? they neither

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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