George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

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An astronaut walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After waiting for about 1 and a half minutes he receives his beer. The bartender says it was 3 dollars. The astronaut checks his wallet and finds no money so he pays with credit card. The bartender swipes his credit card but the card doesn't work. So the astronaut takes out his debit card. When the bartender swipes the debit card it worked. In relief the astronaut looks at the bartender and says "Thank you" and then goes home.

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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A dog is always in the pushup position.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

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What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

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A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

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Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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What do you call two dog? dogs

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

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Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

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Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

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What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

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When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

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Anti Joke

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