Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. The stewardess calls secret service and has the man arrested.

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

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Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

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How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

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How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

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