- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

rose are red violets should be purple

Want to hear a dirty joke? Mud.

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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