What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

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Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

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What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

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Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

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How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

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Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

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i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

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1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

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a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

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What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

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A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. "8?" Asks the bartender, to verify he had heard correctly. He feels unsure of giving the man 12 shots but does so anyways due to his financial situation and he hopes for a generous tip. Afterwards, the man kills 9 people in a car crash due to his level of intoxication and the bartender seeps into depression due to his feeling of guilt.

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hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

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emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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