I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

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Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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kk

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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Just so you are warned here folks, some of the jokes down here are really nasty, like you know... Antijokes... But luckily you got my family friendly stories about sex, incest, panties, grenades, dripping Meows, yeah... Regular family show stuff... IT HAPPENS TO US ALL! Right? Please tell me right? Riiight? Right? Yes? Phew, okay, for a moment I actually thought you where gonna tell me I was normal...

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

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What kind of drugs should you take when you are too stressed? Fabulous secret magic drugs, makes all your problems go away... TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! Warning: When you take drugs, you are taking a very big DRUG.

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A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

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Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

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whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

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What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

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WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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