What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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drugs.

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Call of Duty Infinite Warfare

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guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

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Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

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XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

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Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

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Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

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when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

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What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

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A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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the sky is green no it is not

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

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Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

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Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

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Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

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Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

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Anti Joke

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