- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ding dong Who's there Electricity

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

eoin burgin is fat

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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