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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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