No it doesnt..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

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What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

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What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

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Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

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What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

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A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

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A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

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When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

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what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

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What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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WNBA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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