What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

my penis

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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