What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

this website is a bad joke

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

Anti Jokes = Drained

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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