- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

If the 49ers won the superbowl

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

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