- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

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Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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