- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

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my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

white or wheat? wheat please.

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

the power to turn magnetism into light

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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