- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

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why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

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