- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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