- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Who is big and stupid My brother

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

whos on the right track? lady gaga

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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