- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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homosexual rights to marriage

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

I like school Said no one ever.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

I have cancer. And you're next.

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

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