Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

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A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

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Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

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What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

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Donald Trump decided to run for President.

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what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

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The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

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Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

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A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

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You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

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What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

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What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, technically speaking, chickens lack the capability to cross said road because chances are that it was a highway because highways cover 64% of america's roads. This being said, the possibility of a chicken being able to cross is is highly improbable. So to answer the question.... BACON!!!

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Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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