What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

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An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

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what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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