What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

thumb_up thumb_down -16

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

thumb_up thumb_down -16

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops