- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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