whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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