- Anti Joke

It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.