- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

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Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are camping out. After they set up their tent and get inside to go to sleep, they look up at the stars. Holmes asks Watson to make a deduction. "Well, Holmes, I think it's highly probable that other planets outside our own, among those many stars up there, could have sentient life." Holmes points up and says, "Someone stole our tent, you idiot."

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Knock knock Go away

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

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how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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