- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

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