Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

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How did the young child react when a bullet went through his head? He fell to the ground and his heart stopped beating.

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Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

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Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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roses are red violets are blue i am bipolar so am i

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3 brothers Mohammed, Ahmed and Saahad were on the 09:25 flight from Tehran to New York. They each only carried a rucksack each and a one way ticket. They are Syrian refugees and their parents are dead.

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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Why was the boy sick? Because he accidently ate his own feces.

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Your mother is so fat, she struggles to control her weight even with dieting. Obesity and heart disease runs is in her mother's side of the family; she and everyone close to her is very concerned.

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A high school student finally gets the nerve to ask his long-time crush on a date. They begin dating, and eventually settle down and get married. After six months of marriage, she dies in a car crash and he spends years in therapy.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

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How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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