- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

Guess What??? Ur Murr

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

Bob Saget that is all

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

A: Knock Knock B: 7

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

ALCATRAZ IS REOPENED!

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

What's one plus one? two.

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