- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

Knock knock. Its open.

If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

Knock, Knock Come in

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

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