- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

what is red white and blue? the french flag

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

A: Knock, Knock B: Whos there? A: Noone, the door and the visitor are both existential figments of your imagination.

What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

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