- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Massie is a fatass

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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