The Big Band Theory

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Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

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Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

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Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

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Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

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roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

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why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

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Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

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Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

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what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

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what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

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"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

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Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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