Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

you know whats not funny white boards.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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