- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

In soviet Russia...things are different

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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