Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

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Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

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Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

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Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

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Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

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Weaner

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

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A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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