Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

If the 49ers won the superbowl

A miserable man committed suicide.

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

Sarah Palin's political campaign

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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