Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

Tall asians

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

- Hi, my name is Sarah Lennon. - Wow! Are you related to Sarah Palin?!

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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