what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

Get up Look in the mirror

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Who is big and stupid My brother

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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