- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

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