- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

knock knock... ...no answer

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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