Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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deez nuts

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why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

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What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

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A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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