- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

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