- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

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