A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

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What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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