Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

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What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

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What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

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What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

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whats black and strange a paki

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What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

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What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

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what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

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What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

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What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

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what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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