How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

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I used to be an adventurer like you, until old age slowly took away my ability to move and go adventuring

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Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

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why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

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Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

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How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

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What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

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A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

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knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

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Knock knock. Whos there? Death. You will die in the next 12 hours from terminal cancer.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm... I mean, a worm in your apple ? "Then I took an arrow to the knee" jokes.

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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