Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

Well this is pointless.....

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

What comes after Friday? A ?.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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