whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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