Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

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Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

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A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

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If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

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getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

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Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

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Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

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What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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