- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

here's a joke... the american education society

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

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