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What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

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Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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