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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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