What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

Kameron Brown is gay.

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

AIDS

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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