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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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