Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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