- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

Puns are terrible. I love them.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

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