- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

Apple hates Blackberry.

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

Tony Romo

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

woman's rights

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