- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

Obama lin Baden.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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