- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

your mom was so fat that she died.

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

The WPGA tour

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Anyone can post anything.

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

Want to hear a joke? No.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

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