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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

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