- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Steve Jobs is alive.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

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