- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

Women outside of the kitchen.

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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