- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What does two plus two equal? 4

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

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