- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

Dick Cheney That's the joke

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

Feminism.

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

All of these jokes are about white people

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

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