A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

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Lil Wayne

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What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

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When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

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how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

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how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

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Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

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- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

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Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

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A gay man watches football.

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get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

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whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

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None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

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The holocaust

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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