- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

A man walks into a bar, asks for a drink. He then realises that it was a metal bar and not one that serves alcoholic beverages. He then ponders the mysteries of the world and the universe.

Chuck Norris and Bane recently had a fight on a bet. The result was Bane won easily as he is the much bigger and stronger man, and Chuck Norris lacks the skills he once possessed as a younger man as he is now 72 years old.

Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

Why did the chicken cross the road It was being dragged to the other side by fox It's the way of life _._._

* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

What did one apple say to the other???? Well, since they are fruits, and not people, they were unable to talk...

who else is on here?

A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

Will you please answer one question for me? "Yes" Thank you. -walk away-

Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

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