- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

Wanna hear a joke? no

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

A baby seal walks into a club.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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