What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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12/23/2012

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Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

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What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

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What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

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A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

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What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

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Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

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