Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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Children + my basement + my finger = yes

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why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

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what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

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why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

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A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

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How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

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What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

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I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

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What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

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why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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