- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

Jokes=Funny Anti=Opposite Anti+Joke=Anti Joke Anti Joke= Anti Humour Anti Humour + People= Offensive Jokes Offensive Jokes= Often jokes about women Offensive Jokes=Problems Women=Problems

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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