- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Justin Beiber is a good singer

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

AIDS

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Why are they the "living" daylights?

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

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