- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

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