- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Anti Jokes = Drained

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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