Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

SHUT UP JP

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

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