- Anti Joke

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

Top 10 Signs You Might Be Lonely and in Need of a Friend 10. Your closest friend has a skull tattooed on his knuckles and goes by the nickname bruiser. 9. You are becoming a little too fond of chess and pocket protectors. 8. You parents complain that your friends are a "Pack of wild chickens"-and it's not a figure of speech. 7. You follow your mailman around in hopes of a good conversation. 6. A cop pulls you over for speeding, and you add him to your Chistmas card list. 5. Your equation for a snappy party = TV remote + bean dip. 4. You forward e-mail jokes to yourself regularly. 3. You six best friends are Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, Joey, Ross, and Rachel. 2. You've named all of your roaches. 1. Phone solicitors hang up on you!

KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn the people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? cause he had mad-cow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican Cross the road? He was on His way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was walking to his car, racist....just kidding, he was on his way to rob a bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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