- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

Committing Suicide #YOLO

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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