- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

SHUT UP JP

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

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