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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer procrastinated fixing the latch on the coop. Did his wife warn him this would happen? Yessss! Did he listen? Noooo!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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