- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

you will like this because i am black.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

No antijoke here.

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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