- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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