- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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