james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

yolo your orange looks orange

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Can anyone Lenin money?

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

how much fish could a chicken

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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