- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

justin beiber sucks

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