why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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