Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

WNBA

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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