- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

How do you scare a black man? You dont

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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