- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

theres a fork in a drawer half way open and a knife in a cup on the counter. how does the knife get into the drawer, it cant knife are incapable of moving

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

Whats black and gay? Obama

why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

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