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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

How do you scare a black man? You dont

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

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A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

Yo mama is so old, she might die soon! - Louis

A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

A girl hands her boyfriend her phone and says it's his dad. He throws it on the ground exclaiming, "My dad's not a phone, duh!"

Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

Why was the Jew sad Because it was Christmas.

How many calories are in a bag of Fritos? 160 calories.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

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