- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

What's long and black The unemployment line

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "NUuhHUhhuUUUuhhhuuuuumph!"

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

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