How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

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Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

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Fill in the blank: A ______ is a man's best friend. Jake: Is it dog? Host: YES! Now for the 1 million dollars! Finish the sentence: I just saved a lot of money by Jake: Switching to Geico? Host: Sorry, that's incorrect. The correct answer is "I just saved a lot of money by not spending it on useless junk and by budgeting my account towards investing in the future." Oh well, nice try.

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Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

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Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

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women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

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why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

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You know what's funny? You got AIDs

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What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

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Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

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What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

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What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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