- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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