Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

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A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

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Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

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Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

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I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

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Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

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What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

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So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

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What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

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Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

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How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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