- Anti Joke

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

An american, a mexican, and an asian are on a boat. The boat is sinking because it is too heavy. The people decide to throw off things that they have a lot of in their country. The asian throws rice off the boat saying, "We have plenty of rice at home." The mexican throws tacos off the boat saying, "We have plenty of tacos at home." The american throws out the mexican saying, "We have plenty of mexicans at home."

A: Knock, Knock B: Whos there? A: Noone, the door and the visitor are both existential figments of your imagination.

- Hi, my name is Sarah Lennon. - Wow! Are you related to Sarah Palin?!

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum