- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

white or wheat? wheat please.

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

Why? Why not?

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

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