- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

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