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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Charlie Sheen

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

why does the man appear fat he is

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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