Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

A man was shot. He died.

Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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