- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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