- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

Whats cold and frozen? ice

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

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