- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

Who is big and stupid My brother

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Get up Look in the mirror

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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