What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

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Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

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why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

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How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

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What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

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why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

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roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

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An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

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