Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

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