- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

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I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

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how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

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Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

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Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

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Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

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What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

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We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

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What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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knock knock go away

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What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

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What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -He thought it was a game Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? -He had no arms Why did the girl fall off her bike? -She was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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