- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Black people in Camden NJ.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

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