whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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