Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

What is green and slow Grass.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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