jumping jelly beans theirs a snake in my booties,, ooooooo har har ya ya youve got that one thing baby peace love and applesauce baby!!!!1

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

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Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

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So this blond chick walks into a bar, and orders a drink.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

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Cheese

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

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"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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Cripples are lame.

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

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A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

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What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

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Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

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So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

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Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

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Anti Joke

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