- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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