- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

Why did the squirrel cross the... Squash

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

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