- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

So you have been really stressed lately huh?

What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

theres a fork in a drawer half way open and a knife in a cup on the counter. how does the knife get into the drawer, it cant knife are incapable of moving

What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

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