why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

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