- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What is the difference?

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

pobody's nerfect

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

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