- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

What's red and can sing? Elmo

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