- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

What did Washington say to California? WC

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

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