Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

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What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

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What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

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TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

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What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

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There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

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What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

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A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. But the day before the championship the dog died.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

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What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

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So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

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Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

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You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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