- Anti Joke

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

Hey

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

Hey

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

Hey

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew