Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

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What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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