Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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What did Reed read? A. Read?

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

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Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

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What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

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A gay man watches football.

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As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

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Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

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my gramma died

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A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

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whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

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Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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A man walks into a bar with an MP5 and proceeds to fire thirteen bullets into a crowd of people, several unarmed bystanders attempt to disarm the gunman but they are promptly ordered to stay back or they too would be fired on, a witness reports gunfire coming from down the street to local emergency services and they arrive quickly, organising a perimeter around the bar, county sherriffs decide it would be safest to wait for a swat team, as reports indicated the gunman may have hostages, however the gunfire appears to have ceased an noone has entered or exited the building since police arrived on scene. As SWAT arrives on scene and media helicopters circle above, a person emerges from the bar and the gunman appears behind him, he shoots and kills the hostage and then turns the gun on himself, the death toll reached sixteen including the gunman and as many as fourteen people were injured. there was no clear motive to the massacre, but a search of his appartment indicated he was tired of one-liners on typical joke sites and felt his wife's betrayal with his best friend was too much to bare and he simply snapped after losing his job in the current economic situation.

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Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well I'll tell you. He was happily gliding down the sidewalk when he realized that his destination was across the road. He then proceeds to take In his surroundings . He finds that there is no indication telling him to stop so he then cautiously walks across the road watching for any dangerous movement. He safely makes it across and proceeds to his destination which is the slaughtering house. He is a retarded chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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