What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

watch me nae nae

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

your face

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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