What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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i committed murder

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? One is made of flesh and can talk, think and do things. The other is made of metal and can only pull things towards itself or push them away. But strangely, the latter is a lot more welcome in most situations.

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

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Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

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When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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