- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

my egg roll

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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