- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

Adam Chebali is awesome

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

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