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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

Hey Shea

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

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