What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

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yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

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I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

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what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

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WHY CANT THE ENGLISH MAN FIND HIS.....PANTS? BECAUSE HE NEEDED TO LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! LOOK HARDER ENGLISHMAN!!!!!!!!LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yell this joke out loud and u will realize that its really funny!!! ^-^

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

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What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

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How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

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Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

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Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

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What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

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If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

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What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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