- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

I'm rick james bitch

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

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