Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

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A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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