- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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