Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

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Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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