- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

Robin, get in the car, please.

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