- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

kennah campion when she talks

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Flowers are colors Love me

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

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