- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.