- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

You tell me. I have amnesia.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

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