Seriosly. too much sex again?

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

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Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

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where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

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What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

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Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

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Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

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What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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If I could slow down time I would have become a super criminal or something, no, my movements become slower also, ever heard of a game Max Payne? The character can slow down his perception of time and still aim his gun normally while he himself moving at the same speed as the rest. I well... when time seems to go slower, my thoughts do not, so yeaaah, Except my fast reactions also make me wear myself out faster to the point where I got injured a lot as a kid, like smacking my wrist against arcade games and stuff, broke my wrist, as a teen, still hurts when it rains, yeah weird but true.

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"hey do you know the date" "58"

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What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

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red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

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Diarrhea

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

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ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

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What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

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Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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