- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

What's short, white, and is sick and tired of your shit? A toilet. What's white and killed Elvis? Also a toilet.

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

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