- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

A chicken walked into the bar...

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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