- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

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why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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