Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

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Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

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What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

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What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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