- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

What do you call two dog? dogs

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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