- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

What's funny? Women's rights.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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