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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

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