A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

every knight i see an owl at window

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

What's your blood type? Red.

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

salad days!

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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