- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

Fat? Jesse Z

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

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