- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

like this if you think what ever you want to..

your no better than a cockroach

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

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