What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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