- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

swag

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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