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How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

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What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

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Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

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Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

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whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

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Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

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Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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