- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

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