- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

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Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

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