- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

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