Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

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Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

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How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

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what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

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What's white and horny? A unicorn

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You know what's funny? You got AIDs

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

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Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

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What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

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When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

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A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

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When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

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Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

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I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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