A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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hey hey apple

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why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

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A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

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You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

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"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Chick Norris... Enough said

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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