Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

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Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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ask me if i am a tree. no.

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

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"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

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Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

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Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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If you are reading this you are a nerd

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-You know what will always get people fighting? -Hey, you wanna fight?

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why cant ben cry, because i gorged his eyes out with a popsickle stick.....

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I used to have an ugly,black and disabled man as a friend. However, he had a very nasty personality so we are no longer friends.

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Why was a woman crying in a corner of a room She was raped

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What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

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A young penguin walks into a bar with tears streaming down his face. "Whats wrong with you?" asks the barman. "I've lost my Dad", says the Penguin. The barman asks, "What's he look like?"

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? Stuck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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