Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

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Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

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What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

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A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

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What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

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What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

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What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

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A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

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Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

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What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

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Two fish are in a tank. One asks the other, "How do you drive this thing?"

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory that a typical person should or could ever possibly need all in one place.

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How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

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Why don't you ever want to greet your friend Jack on the plane? Because your wife cheated on you with him and she is having his baby, if you were to even think about talking to Jack, you'd end up slitting his throat and throwing him off the side of the plane into a crocodile pit where they will make a feast of his body for the next couple days... So just don't greet Jack

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What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

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A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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