How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

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