A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

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How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

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Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

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There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

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What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

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Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

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Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

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What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

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Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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So a man walks into a bar... ouch

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

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How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

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Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

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Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

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