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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

im not black, im Joseph Kony

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

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