If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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matt is fat

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What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

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So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

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Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

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if got a joke if fogot it

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What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

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What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

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deez nuts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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