What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

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why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

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You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

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Chick Norris... Enough said

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

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the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

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Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

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i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

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So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

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did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

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Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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