A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Christ is a conspiracy

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

whats green and lives in the water

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

No it doesnt..

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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