Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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