- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

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