- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Massie is a fatass

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

A dog was barking at a tree

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

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