- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

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