- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

A pope meets another one

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A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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