A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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