- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

Knock Knock Who's there

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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