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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

roses are red yoda is green my lightsaber needs 2 hands if you know what i mean

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

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