- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

What do you call two dog? dogs

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Your Mum is soo fat.

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have Somthing To tell you F*** You

One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

A stand-up comedian quits his job. He has social anxiety and can't stand the pressure.

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