- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

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