How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

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why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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And you honored it I see :P

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

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Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

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You're a big fat monkey.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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