- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you're happy and you know it get a life

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

robin, get in the car.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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