- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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