What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

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I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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