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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

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