- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

Poop...

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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