- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

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