- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Aye I heard somethin about yo mom WAT!!!!!!!!! She a bop

This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

jumping jelly beans theirs a snake in my booties,, ooooooo har har ya ya youve got that one thing baby peace love and applesauce baby!!!!1

A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

What is the Question to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 43 - 1 = ?

What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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