- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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