- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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