- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Knock Knock Who's there

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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