a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

Who does creatine? James Cornish

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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