Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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