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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

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A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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