- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

I had a really great joke to tell you!

Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

You're welcome. On to the next house.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

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