- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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