Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

Long joke Your such a downey

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

read this sentence again.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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