- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

What do you call two dog? dogs

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

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