- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

Racial equality.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

What's blue? The sky.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

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