- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

Chuck Norris is dead......

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??