- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

WANNA HERE A JOKE? (no, i purposely clicked in this joke website to simply here to fulfill my demonic internet pleasures.)

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

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