- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Is your refrigerator running? No.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

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