- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

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