Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

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what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25

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Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

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Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

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What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

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Golf.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

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why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

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Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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