- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

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