a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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