- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

what do you call a black chef glendon

what is red white and blue? the french flag

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

i hate non minorities!

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

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