What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

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What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

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Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

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How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

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Your sex life.

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Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

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A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

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A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

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Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

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jd and zach loves vigina

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Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

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Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

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"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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