- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

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Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

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