- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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