whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

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What's worse than finding your cat dead? Finding your cat dead because it choked on your goldfish.

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So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

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So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

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How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

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Whats brown and drives people around? A cab driver of south asian decent. Finding a job that alligns with their qualifications and experience is not always possible, so they take up menial jobs to survive and provide for their family.

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Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

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this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

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Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

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Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

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Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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irish man drinking john smiths

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why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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