Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

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So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

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i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

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Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

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Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

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why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

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Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

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what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

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Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

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How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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I'm going to rewrite history. History.

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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

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What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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