- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

it's funny because it's funny

What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

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