- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

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