- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

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