- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

What do you call two dog? dogs

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

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