- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

What would u like to drink?

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

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