Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

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Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

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your brother so fine that hes skinney

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KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

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Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

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A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

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What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

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What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

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I had 99 problems Solved them all

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Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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