- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

penis. nuff said.

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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