- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

Neither have I

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

blargen fa-diddle nachen!

A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

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