- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

"Knock knock..." "come in"

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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