- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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