- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

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