Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

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What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

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I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

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How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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