Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

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Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

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If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

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What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

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whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

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Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

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Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

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What's the point of going to college? There is none.

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A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

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What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

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my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

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A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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