- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

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Chuck Norris.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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