- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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