- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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