- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

i hate non minorities!

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

What's better than a stick? A stone

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

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