- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

what is orange? an orange

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

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What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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