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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm tired.

Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

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