- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

An Irishman walked out of a bar

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

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It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

How do you scare a black man? You dont

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

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