What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

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What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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Why are you a chicken? Because I say cock-a-doodle doo

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

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a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

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every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

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hi jonny

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

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A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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