- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

13 =B you just learned something

I wrote a funny joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

i wonder who made this website? a human

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

A house comes around the corner.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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