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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

Sir, your wife is dead

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

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