This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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