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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

How High is a Chinese man

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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