hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

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Billy was taking a stroll in the forest, when suddenly he met a bear. Billy remember what his father had taught him, and quikly lied down on the ground, pretending to be dead. The bear started licking Billy's face. Still he remained calm. The bear bit off Billys finger. Still he did not move. When the bear ate Billy's foot, he nearly panicked. But thinking of his wife and children he mustered his last remaining strenght, and did not move a muscle. If he tried to run or fight the bear he would surely die and never see them again. Then the bear ate Billys head.

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

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My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

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What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

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What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

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why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

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how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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Anti Joke

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