Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

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A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

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What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

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Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

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Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

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Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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A man did not like this site

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

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Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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