- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.