Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

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A Mormon walks into a bar

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

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What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

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Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

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So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

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what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

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Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

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What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

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why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

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What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

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What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

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Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

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what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

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How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

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A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

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Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

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Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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