- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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