a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. But the day before the championship the dog died.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

Apple hates Blackberry.

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