How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

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Children + my basement + my finger = yes

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

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Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

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What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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Knock knock Come in

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

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I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

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why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

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What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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