What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

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How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

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What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

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A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

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There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

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Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

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Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

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What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

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what's worse than 24? 6 million.

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

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2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

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flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

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Horse.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

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Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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