Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

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What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

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What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

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Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

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How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

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How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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