- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

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What rhymes with milk...milf

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

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Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

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