why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

Face Hunter is scum

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

What does two plus two equal? 4

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

i dont fisish anythi

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

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