- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

Casey Anthony kills a baby

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

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