What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

poopy is poopy

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? She said she can do 3

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

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What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Want to hear a joke? No.

Two muffins are in the oven, One says "Damn it, so hot in here," The other one says " Wow! Muffin which can talk!"

Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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