- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

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