What's brown and sticky? Feces.

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

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Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

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q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

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A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

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Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

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knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

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Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

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A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

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A Mormon walks into a bar

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

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what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

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What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

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Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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