A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

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There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

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Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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why did your mum die young because she had canser

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

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You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

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What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

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A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

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A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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Japan

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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