Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

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Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

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In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Knock knock Come in

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

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What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

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What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

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A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

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your face

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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