- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

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What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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