- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

Why was Mary mucky? Because she was dragged to a field and raped

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

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