Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

Anti Jokes = Drained

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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