- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Why did the squirrel cross the... Squash

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

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