- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

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