Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Knock knock.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Where's my baby??

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

A penis walks into a bar..

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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