Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

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Tunechi

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

Anti Joke

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