- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Why did the chicken cross the road?

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

If you're happy and you know it get a life

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

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