- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Knock knock. Its open.

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

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