- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

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