What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

can you touch your toes? no

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

Knock knock... Home invasion

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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