- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

I wrote a funny joke.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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