- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

girls basketball

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

I am quite mature.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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