How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

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What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

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Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

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what are you mike bibby?

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Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

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A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

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I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

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What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

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What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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