- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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