What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

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What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

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YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

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What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

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Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

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Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

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Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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