Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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whats worst then dieng in a videogame

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Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was trying to kill himself in the fastest and easiest way due to his drinking problems, which in the first place separated him him from his wife, who is fighting with him in court for custody of there only child ,Steven. He can not even pay the rent on his apartment or hold a job to pay child support..he is also in debt.

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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Micheal Curran...that is all.

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

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I love you

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You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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