- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

guess what what that wasnt it

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

What do you get when you cross a Fish and a Duck? A Dish

What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

Knock knock Who's there? No one answers so the man opens the door and gets stabbed 7 times in the chest

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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