- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Get up Look in the mirror

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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