What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Well this is pointless.....

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

What comes after Friday? A ?.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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