What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

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She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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