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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

Jokes=Funny Anti=Opposite Anti+Joke=Anti Joke Anti Joke= Anti Humour Anti Humour + People= Offensive Jokes Offensive Jokes= Often jokes about women Offensive Jokes=Problems Women=Problems

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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