How do you make Mandy Ann shut up? Clown Car

thumb_up thumb_down -14

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

thumb_up thumb_down -14

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

thumb_up thumb_down -14

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

thumb_up thumb_down -14

bologna

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Women's rights

thumb_up thumb_down -14

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

thumb_up thumb_down -14

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Link ate ink to make him sink.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

If i was a painting... Id hang myself

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

thumb_up thumb_down -14

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Brad Fuller!

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops