- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

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