- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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