- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

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