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an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

Sex education in Texas.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

Once upon a time, The end.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

Want to hear a Joke? No.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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