What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

That's unfortunate.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

I love you very much.

What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

1+1= 69

Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

Oh...okay, good.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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