What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

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Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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Roses are red Violets are blue

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Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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Knock knock, come in.

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A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

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Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose fell on your head." ..."MMMBBWWAAAAAGGGHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

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A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

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Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

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Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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I can't see my forehead

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what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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