What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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Jim and Larry work together. Jim works hard, and Larry is a bit of a prankster. One day, Jim is having a rather rough day, and Larry looks to cheer him up with a good-natured joke. Knowing that Jim's wife prepares dinner for him every night of the week, he calls her and tells her that their boss has decided to pay for a dinner out, that she should take the day off and just get ready for Jim to come home and pick her up. Larry will later follow up by calling a pizza delivery place and having them send a special no hard feeling message with two large delicious pizzas. He forgets to call the pizza delivery man until later that night, after which it's too late and he thinks "I'll just explain the joke to Jim tomorrow." And goes peacefully to sleep. Arriving home and finding that dinner is not prepared, Jim savagely beats his wife.

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Women rights..

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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