- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

balls in ya mouf

What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

Knock knock, come in.

yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

Guess what? Chicken butt

Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

ASSCHEEKS

I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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