Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

I like your hair

What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

The Aristocrats

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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