a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

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what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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to see a bad joke look above

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

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Turtles

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

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Well, this is fun.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

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Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

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Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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Anti Joke

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