- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

Kate

A black guy walks in to a bar.

What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

What's funny? Women's rights.

what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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