What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

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whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

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What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

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So a seal walks into a club...

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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Turtles

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roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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