Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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That's unfortunate.

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Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well, seven has a huge drinking problem. He killed a man in a bar fight once. He is also very intense about his boxing career. He works out so hard that he is huge. He has enormous anger problems as well. Seven isn't the only one with problem though. Six is a Vietnam veteran and has been easily scared ever since he came home. The psychiatrist says he has a bad case of paranoia. Just something about seven reminds six of the soldiers that killed his friends. Also seven ate nine, and cannibals are SCARY!

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I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

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Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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1+1= 69

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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