Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

You.

Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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