whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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If life hands you lemons Take them

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Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

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George W. Bush

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

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A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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