- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

A dwarf walks under a bar.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

i have aids and a chode

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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