What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

I can't see my forehead

Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

Kate

why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

What's red and silly? A blood clot

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Scott

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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