is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

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gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

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if u r not my friend, like this joke

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GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

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What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

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Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

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Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

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Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

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james schmitt whats your last name

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

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Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

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A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

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why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

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YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

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What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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Boy: Is your body from McDonalds ? Girl: Aww is it because your lovin' it? Boy: No, it's because your greasy and fat!

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When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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