Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

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A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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