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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

The government makes a good decision

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

Knock Knock Come in!

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

your moms so fat she has kankles

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