What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

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Lacrosse

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

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what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

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Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

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Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

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Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

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Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

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q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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The Bible

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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