I like your hair

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

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The awkward when you said moment in your head.

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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The Aristocrats

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what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

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is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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balls in ya mouf

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yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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