My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

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9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

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Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

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A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

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Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

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DERP

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Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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