- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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The government makes a good decision

Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

So a baby seal walks into a club.

three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

why did the chicken cross the road

why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

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