What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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Robin, get in the car.

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

A fish walks into a bar

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

The jets are a good team..

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

i have aids and a chode

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

No joke.

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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