- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

Well, this is fun.

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

knock knock go away

Global Warming.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

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