Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here!" The second muffin replies, "Yes, I'm in a lot of pain. Also, I've had a headache for quite a while now. I went to the doctor last Thursday and he preformed an X-ray but the results are not back yet. This extreme heat is likely worsening my already fragile physical health."

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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If life throws you lemons Catch them

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Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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Women rights..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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