- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

Why did the woman die Because she was old

Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

A baby seal walks in to a club

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