- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

You are the third derivative of the position function.

A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

What's funny? Women's rights.

Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

Knock Knock Come in!

what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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