How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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blubber vaginass CC

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Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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You.

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What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

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Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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balls in ya mouf

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What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

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Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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Knock knock, come in.

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A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

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Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose fell on your head." ..."MMMBBWWAAAAAGGGHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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