Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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Knock Knock Come in!

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

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LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

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9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

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Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

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A dwarf walks under a bar.

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Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

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Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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