- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

George W. Bush

Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

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