- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

A man walks into a bar.

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

Well, this is fun.

Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

Dani Barton = Stupid

How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

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