A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

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Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

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What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

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A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

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What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

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What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

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Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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