- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

Is Carly smart? No.

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

I'm Spartacus

yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

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