- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

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