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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

johann grayson being liked

why did the chicken cross the road? to vote off obama

What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

chuck norris is a little b|tch

if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

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