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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

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A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

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