- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

If your reading this, youre not blind.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

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