- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

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