- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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guess what? bannanas

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Horse with a chair on his head.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

people on this site vote for anti-jokes that make them laughed

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

i hate non minorities!

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