- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

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