what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

I named my son ps2 controller

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

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A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

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