There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Horse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

my egg roll

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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