- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

How High is a Chinese man

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

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