- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

men's rights activists

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

sucks Syntax...

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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