Knock Knock No solicitors

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

Whats 1+1? window!

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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