- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

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