Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

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hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

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What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

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What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

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Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

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a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

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Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

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The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

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Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

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What's worse than getting raped by a bear? Getting raped by two bears.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

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What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

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emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

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What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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