- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

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