- Anti Joke

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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