Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

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The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

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Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

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Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

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what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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Dan walked into a jelly fish

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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