Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

What is green and slow Grass.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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