How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

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Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

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an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

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There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

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Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

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What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

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What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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guess what? WHAT? Idk.

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What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

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An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

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Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

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What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

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A dog was barking at a tree

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What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

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A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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