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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

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Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

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