- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

I am quite mature.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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