His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

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When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

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Knock Knock. Doors open

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

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make me a sandwich! what kind?

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Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

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star wars kid

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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i put a oie in the oven, it baked

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Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

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How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

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Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

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Hey Shea

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What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

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hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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