Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

A penis walks into a bar..

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

What do I hate? people

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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