- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

Obama = ebola

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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