- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

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