whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

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hi jonny

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

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How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

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Whats funny? Your face.

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

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Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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