- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

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