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What's long and black? A long and black object.

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why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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What do you call a bear. Rob.

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

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So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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Whats funny? Your face.

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What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

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what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

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Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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