- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead How did the second koala fall out of the tree? it was hit by the first one how did the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game and jumped off

alert("Hello");

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

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