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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

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Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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You are the most beautiful person in the world.

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Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

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I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

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Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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