- Anti Joke

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

Hats better than a stick? A stone

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.