Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

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How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

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Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

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Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

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Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

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Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

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What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

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Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

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Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken saw some potential food across the street.

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WANNA HERE A JOKE? (no, i purposely clicked in this joke website to simply here to fulfill my demonic internet pleasures.)

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:D STORY TIME! :D ... :D So once upon a time there was a... :) Uhm... :\ I forgot... Sorry :(

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How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

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once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

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what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

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A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

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How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

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THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

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Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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