- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

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