- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

i wonder who made this website? a human

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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