- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Jesus Christ

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Please ignore this statement.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

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