A miserable man committed suicide.

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

If the 49ers won the superbowl

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

Anti Joke

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