you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

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what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people and regularly attend a synagogue and pizza is and italian food that many people find to be enjoyable to eat

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A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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How many blondes did it take to screw in the lightbulb? Just one. She did a fine job.

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why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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"hey do you know the date" "58"

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What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

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Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

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whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

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What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

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If I could slow down time I would have become a super criminal or something, no, my movements become slower also, ever heard of a game Max Payne? The character can slow down his perception of time and still aim his gun normally while he himself moving at the same speed as the rest. I well... when time seems to go slower, my thoughts do not, so yeaaah, Except my fast reactions also make me wear myself out faster to the point where I got injured a lot as a kid, like smacking my wrist against arcade games and stuff, broke my wrist, as a teen, still hurts when it rains, yeah weird but true.

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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Y' can't spell rape without ape.

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A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

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What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

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Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

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some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

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A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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