- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

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