- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

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My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

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