what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

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What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

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That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

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Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

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What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

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Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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