the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

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A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

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What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

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What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

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why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

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yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

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I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

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What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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