- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

an athiest walks into a church

Once there was an English man, A Scottish man and an Irsh man. They were all in a scenario where each of them had to undetake a task. The English man and the Scottish man undertook their task without any problems, but the Irish man was confused resulting in a hilarious outcome.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead." Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Why was the black guy in jail He was a jail guard

There was an Englishman a Welshman and a Scotsman, all of whom were nationals of the United Kingdom.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

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