What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? A tragic drowning victim. And later, food for sharks, probably.

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A blonde was told to go to the into the nearby swimming pool and sniff the Scratch-and-Sniff sticker on the bottom. Once at the bottom, she quickly realized that it was not a good idea and swam back to the surface.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when we're chased by bears.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

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why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

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How did Alice get revenge on Diane when Diane called her fat? When Alice was pregnant, she stabbed herself in the stomach and blamed it on Diane. Diane was then sent to prison for murder and received a sentence of 25 years. Alice laughed in court, and Diane was forced to commit suicide. Alice then stole Diane's husband, and she lived happily ever after.

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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Roses are red.

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

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what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

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Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

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What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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