whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

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I had a really great joke to tell you!

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Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

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A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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You're welcome. On to the next house.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

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What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

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How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

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What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

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knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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