- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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