- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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