- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

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