Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

womans having rights.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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