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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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