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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

Obama = ebola

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

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