How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

Link ate ink to make him sink.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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