- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

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