Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

Committing Suicide #YOLO

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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