- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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