- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

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