Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -He thought it was a game Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? -He had no arms Why did the girl fall off her bike? -She was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator

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why do police kill so many young black men in America? it's a difficult question that deserves a thoughtful response. many complex issues are at play, but we also feel a sense that something must be done. we cannot ignore some of the forces at work here, yet we cannot all personally take responsibility, either. or maybe he wanted to steal his girl. that shit really happens. THAT SHIT LEGIT HAPAPNES.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

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Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

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yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

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Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

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Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

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What city likes baseball the most? New York

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

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what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

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i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

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catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

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What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

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What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

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A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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