A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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autistic kids rock

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what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

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Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

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A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

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There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

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What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

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How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

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What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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irish man drinking john smiths

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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