- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

Fat? Jesse Z

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

There once was this guy and he fell down

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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