why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

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Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

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What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

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I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

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Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

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#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

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Cheese

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your mom was so fat that she died.

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Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

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Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

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What's the best way to make people notice you? Begin a cult that follows some crazy religious division and go on mass murdering sprees, looting, murdering, and raping everything that moves. Your prime targets should be schools, orphanages, and hospitals (maternity wards for bonus points). Eventually, walk up to the FBI unarmed and have them capture you. Then demand that you get interviewed, as you have instructed your followers that if you don't get to speak on public television, they will bomb multiple major cities. When they put you on TV, simply stare at the camera and say: "Senpai. The time has finally come for you to notice me." Then, because you are a cruel, heartless bastard with no morals whatsoever, have your men bomb the major cities anyway. Have fun!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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