Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

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Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

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What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

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- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

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Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

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A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

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If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

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Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

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Anti Joke

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