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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

united we sit, cause we're fat

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

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