Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

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were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

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What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

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Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

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Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

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Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

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what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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