Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

jd and zach loves vigina

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

so...um, yeah

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

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