Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

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A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

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poopy is poopy

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so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

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Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

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How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

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Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

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