Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

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I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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