- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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