What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

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Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt says thanks.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

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Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

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Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

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a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It thought they were playing follow the leader. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the little girl fall off her tricycle? She was hit by three monkeys and a refrigerator.

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how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

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What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

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what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

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Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

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Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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