- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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