Why did the black man jump off the cliff? Well , you see, this black mans name was yargle, and during his high school years, people always made nicknames for him some of which were fat yargle, yargaryar, and bottomyarg. He thought to himself that wanted revenge, So he killed the entire population of earth. Oh ya, and since he was the last human, wirhout possibility of reproduction, he went to the store and bought a can of soup

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Why can cats jump so high? Cats leg muscles are different then ours. They work kind of like springs that build up energy and then release suddenly. Its kind of like a budgie cord. This gives them the ability to jump so high. If humans were built the same way, they could easily jump up on a one-story roof.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Q:What is usually pink, brown or black, usually big and comes out smaller, which goes in and out of your mothers mouth? A: Could be lots of things really... Moral: But we all know what you imagined you sick bastard!

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A man with a PhD walks up to a college student and jokingly says "Hey dude, what did the hat say to the other hat?" The student replies "My name is Joe and a hat does not have a mouth, therefore it cannot speak." The student is then unimpressed on how uneducated the man is, also worring about how the man was able to receive a PhD.

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when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

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Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

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All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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What do you call two dog? dogs

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Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

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Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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Anti Joke

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