Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

"Knock knock" Come in!

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

dat shoe shine tho

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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