- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

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Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

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