when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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