- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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