No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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And Stephen Hawking said.

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what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

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Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

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a black man walks out of popeyes

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

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Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

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What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

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What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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What's up? Your time.

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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Matthew Wyckoff

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

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