- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

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