What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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