How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

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Anti Jokes = Drained

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Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

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Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

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what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

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I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

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Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

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What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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Golf.

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Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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