- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

my penis

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Why couldn't Bruce drive a truck? Cause Bruce was a Fish.

Q: What do you call a real joke on anti joke A: Someone obviously don't understand the concept of this website

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

A guy takes out his club and hits a baby seal with a fine for $50 for littering and threatens to smash the seal's favorite ceramic figurine with the club if he doesn't pay the fine. The man is a park ranger and takes littering very seriously.

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

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