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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

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