- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

whats brown and sticky a stick

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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