What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

Knock knock, Who's th- IMA FIRIN' MA LAZOR

What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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