- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

I walk into a bar...

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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