- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

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