- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

i wonder who made this website? a human

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

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