What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

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What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

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Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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How many fingers am i holding up? 4

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What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

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Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

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Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

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What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

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if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

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What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

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How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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All of these jokes are about white people

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

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A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

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Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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