- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

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