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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

America

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

your mom was so fat that she died.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

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