- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

I'm winning at Scrabble.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!