A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

Knock knock.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

A penis walks into a bar..

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

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