What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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