- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

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