- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

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