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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

Hats better than a stick? A stone

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

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