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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

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