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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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