- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

someone called someone else a frog

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How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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