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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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