- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

2 black kids walk into school

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

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