So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

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What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

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what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

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What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

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How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

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Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

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10inch nice

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How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

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Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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Josh is sooo great at blowing, xoxo Dylan Hodge.

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Theory: Jesus: Father why must I go die in order to defeat sin, is sin not a product of humans? God: SHHH! You want humans to know they are stronger than us? Real life: Later on the cross Jesus: FATHER WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! God: *Thunder* Moral: Makes sense... Kinda? Maybe? A bit? I honestly do not get it :(

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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What do you get when you mix Lil Wayne and Lil John? A full size John Wayne

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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