- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

Chuck Norris and Bane recently had a fight on a bet. The result was Bane won easily as he is the much bigger and stronger man, and Chuck Norris lacks the skills he once possessed as a younger man as he is now 72 years old.

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