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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

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Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

where's mom I killed her

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

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