- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

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