- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

women's rights.

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

Chick Norris... Enough said

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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