What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

knock knock who's there? your destiny

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

here's a joke... the american education society

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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