- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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