knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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Adam Chebali is awesome

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One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

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Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

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I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

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E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

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What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

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Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

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Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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