your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

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Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

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Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

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What do you call a black person born in America? American.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

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What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

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Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

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What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

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knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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