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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

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Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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