- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

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