- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

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