- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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