Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

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A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

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What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

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What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

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Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

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A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

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