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Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

what is orange? an orange

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

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Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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