What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

Charlie Sheen is winning

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

How old are you? 7

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

#Getweird

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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