Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

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What's white and horny? a unicorn.

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If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

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What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

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guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

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Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

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What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

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What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

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Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

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How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

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“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

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roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

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What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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alert("Hello");

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead How did the second koala fall out of the tree? it was hit by the first one how did the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game and jumped off

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Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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