- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

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What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

No your aunties a joke

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

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