- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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