- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

who is really lanky? james cornish

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

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