- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Adam Chebali is awesome

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

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