- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

Your're racist.

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

you gay?

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

Your sex life.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

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