- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Sixty... eight

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

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