Whats 1+1? The answer!

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why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

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In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 9,405 licks (this may not be reliable I lost count since I kinda just bit it)

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

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What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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What the heck are you gonna do if you're on a picnic and have an ice cream and then the ants crawl on the ice cream, what are you gonna do? You're gonna eat the ants because it's made out of protein.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

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- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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were you expecting a joke

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his forehead. Why did the little boy have a frog stapled to his forehead? Because Johnny just can't drive. Why can't Johnny drive? He has no arms and legs. Why does Johnny have no arms and legs? Cause Johnny is a potato! Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? Because he got ran over by a bus. But who was driving the bus? Johnny the potato!

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Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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