- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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