- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

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