Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

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Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

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Knock knock. Whos there? Death. You will die in the next 12 hours from terminal cancer.

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what do you call a guy with no arm and legs laying by the door? Matt! what do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating on water Bob!

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A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

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This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

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What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders

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Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

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Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

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How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

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Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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american idol

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

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What's just not right? Left

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One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

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Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

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Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

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a man was shot.... he died

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How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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