- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both fruit. Except the elephant.

There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

What's worse than finding your cat dead? Finding your cat dead because it choked on your goldfish.

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