roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

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A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

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What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

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What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

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What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

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What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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