- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

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