- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Anti Jokes = Drained

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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