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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

A shark ate your mom

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