whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

Paper or plastic? Yes...

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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