what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

Chuck Norris is so strong, he can probably lift more than 80 pounds

What do watermelons taste like? Sand.

A man goes into a butcher shop and says, "I bet you 350 euro that you can't reach that bit of meat," indicating a cut of beef hanging above him. The butcher looks up and says, "No way." The man says, "Why not?" And the butcher answers, "I have a huge gambling addiction, after losing my family to it, this job is all I have left" The man leaves, ruing the silly bet he had placed.

i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

Some potential names for Justin Beiber's next album: Headache Wailing and Screaming Eardrum Rapist Anger Half Price Indescribable Out of Print April Fools The Sounds of Hell Torture Ear Basher

Whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom? It having to eat its way out. Whats worse than it having to eat its way out? It comes back for seconds.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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