- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

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A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

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