What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

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A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

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Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

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What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

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What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

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What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

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What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

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WNBA

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What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

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what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

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Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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