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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

McDonald. It's run by Lawers

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

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