sky silverstein

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So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

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What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

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whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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Roses are red, yup.

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If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

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Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

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if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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Whats the difference between males and females? fe

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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