- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

Sir, your wife is dead

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

If you're happy and you know it get a life

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

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