- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

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Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

How do you scare a black man? You dont

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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