Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

womans having rights.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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