Knock Knock the door's open, come in

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What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

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What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

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Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

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A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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69...you know how awkward this is now...

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

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What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

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If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

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