- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

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