I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

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I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

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What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

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What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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