If you're happy and you know it get a life

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

what is worse than a guy pissed?

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

Rylan Clark

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

Women outside of the kitchen.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

Your face

a black man walks out of popeyes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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