- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

A guy walks into a bar

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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