- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

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This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

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