- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

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