- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

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