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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

Alchohol.

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

A man goes to the potty.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

Long joke Your such a downey

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