- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

Maths.

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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