- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

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