- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

A dyslexic blind man

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

How about that airline food?

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

"Knock knock..." "come in"

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

Tucker Rivera

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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