- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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