Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

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Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

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Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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How do you get a bunch of Jews in a car? You tell this family who happens to be of Jewish faith that they are going to be late for the birth of another family member's child. How do you get them out? Tell the mother had a miscarriage. This will make them promptly want to leave the care and grieve with the other family members for the lost child.

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Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

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A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

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what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

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Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

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What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

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What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

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What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

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How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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