Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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