Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

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Timmy needed to use the restroom in class, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I go use the restroom?". The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said, "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

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What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

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Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

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A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

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What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

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You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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What did John name his dog? Doggy

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

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What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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