Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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What fires shots? A gun

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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How did Bella fly? Very badly.

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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

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what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

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Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

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What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

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what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

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anti jokes are really funny

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

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What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

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What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

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that wall over there ->

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you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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