- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

So a horse walks into a barn.

you give like i give lomain

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

why did the black guy die? cancer

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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