What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

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How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

An Asian with a big dick.

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Your sex life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

Anti Joke

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