- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

Two fish are in a tank. One asks the other, "How do you drive this thing?"

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