What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The holoca- *the man hearing the joke then pulls out a desert eagle and shoots the man in the chest before finishing the joke then goes to jail for the rest of his life*

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What do you call a fat kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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what's white and 10 inches? nothing....

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What did dyslexic Old McDonald say? . . . I have a learning disability that impairs my fluency and comprehension accuracy in being able to read and spell

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

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What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

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What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

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What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

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What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

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Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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i have two hands.

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

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What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

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Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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