- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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