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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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