What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Knock Knock. Doors open

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

make me a sandwich! what kind?

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

star wars kid

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

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