Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

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your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

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