I asked her where you were.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

LO AND BEHOLD!

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

knock knock come in !

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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