- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

ever tried african food? they neither

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

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