A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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