- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

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