- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

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