- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

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