- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Pain Olympics.

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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