- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

irish man drinking john smiths

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

what came first the chicken or the chips

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

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