- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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