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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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YOU'VE WON A FREE IPAD!!!!! PRESS CTRL+W TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE!

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

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That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

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What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

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A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

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Why did the police officer arrest the baseball player? He raped and murdered a thirteen year old girl.

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There are 3 people in a car, shit, manners, and asshole. They are driving and shit falls out. They pull over and manners gets out to help shit. Then a cop comes and pulls them over. The cop ask asshole what his name is. He said asshole. The cop said what. Then asshole said asshole. Then the cop says where are your manners. Asshole said over their picking up shit.

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So, this joke isn't funny.

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when i'm away from home i sometimes get love sick, well they call it chlamydiae.

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Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

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A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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This night was a stormy one, alot was destroyed, but the spirit of Little Jonny Harrison lived on with a shining light so strong it could blind some. Jonny lived in a village atop a hill. Citizens were frightened for their lives, all but Jonny. He was bullied from the age of 3 months, by his Uncle Clive, who was a Catholic Priest. Fear in the eyes of the normal residents, whilst, in Jonny's heart, there glowed a glow of pure hope and confidence, Jonny Harrison, was going into the storm. Jonny knew he could amount to something, if he really really tried. He has 6 years behind him, and a long life ahead, and he figured, what's the worst that could happen? He said to himself, there will be nothing worse out there than Uncle Clive's Magical Basement. Jonny sat his mother down, looked her in the eye and whispered farewell. He wished his father the best wishes possible. Finally, Rosie, Jonny's sweet old Grandmother, who had been addicted to Meth for about 25 years now and been through 13 interventions and countless suicide attempts, opened her ears to young Jonny's speech, he said softly in her ear, the words, "Hang in there, Gran. I know you can pull through, I may be only six but I sure as heck know how much i care for you.". The words of love echoed in her ears as Jonny walked away. He took with him a carton of Ribena and his lucky medal and took his first step outside. He took the carton of Ribena, crumpled it up, spraying fruit juice on his dungarees, and threw it to the wet grass. He faced the towering lightning cloud and shouted, "Nothing will stop me!". Jonny died shortly after of AIDS. His Uncle Clive was sentence to 5 years in prison for child molestation and consistant child abuse. Rosie Harrison died later that day.

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Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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Strength of body Vs Strengh of Mind. Mind: You can lead a horse to water... Strength: Then you can force that mother*bleep* to drink all you want that *bleep* to drink! Strength of body wins, horseless victory.

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Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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