What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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