- Anti Joke

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

Who wants water? I do.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

a person who will soon die of beeties

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

The cream, it is coming

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.