- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

What do you call two dog? dogs

What comes after Friday? A ?.

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

The Labour Party.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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