- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

You know what's funny? Rape

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