- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Robin, get in the car, please.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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