What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

Adam Chebali is awesome

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

hers a joke... japanese people

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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