- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

What is your name? My name is Jeff

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

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