why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

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Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

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What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

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Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

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I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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Casey Anthony kills a baby

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A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

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Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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Diarrhea

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

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There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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