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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

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What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

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