- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

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