- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

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