Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

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Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

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The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

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Neither have I

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

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Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

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What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

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What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

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What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

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Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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