- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

Whats the defination of cruelty

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

Q: Whats pointy and sharp and rhymes with life? A: A spear. It's close enough.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

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