- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

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What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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