- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

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"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

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