Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

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A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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A miserable man committed suicide.

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Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

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why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

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Dwight Howard

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