- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

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