- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

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