Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

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What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

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What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

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Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

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World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

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You know what's funny? Rape

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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binladin walks into the american seals

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

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Whay lawrence pearson ir r8 gay

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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