whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

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How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

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How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

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There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

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How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

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What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

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What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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