Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

A praying mantis is very graceful

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

every cloud has a silver lining

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