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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

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