A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

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How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

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so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

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Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

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Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

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what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

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How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra

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Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

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A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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