- Anti Joke

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

If life gives you lemonade.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby