What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

Camerons hair is Curly..

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

What is green and slow Grass.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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