- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

your skull would make a nice pen holder

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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