Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

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Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

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Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

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Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

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how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

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What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

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Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

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Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

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How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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