What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Male leadership.

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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