- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

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