- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

You wanna hear a joke? Your dick.

Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

What did Batman tell Robin when they got to Gotham City? -Robin, we got to Gotham City.

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

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