- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

here's a joke... the american education society

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

What's the difference between a chicken and a 3 legged dog? There are numerous differences. I will not however go into the biological explanations of these differences.

Why did the man die when he saw the light? It was a strobe light and he died from an epileptic seizure

How many feet are in a yard? It depends how many people are in the yard.

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