- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My dog barks when someones at the door.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

Roses are red violets are blue I don't know you so get away from me.

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