roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

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Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

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Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

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How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

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A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

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hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

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why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

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whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

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Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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