- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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