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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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