- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

Your big dick.

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