- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

hers a joke... japanese people

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