- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

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