whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

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A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

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What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

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P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

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You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

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What is the difference?

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

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Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

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Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

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what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

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What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

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Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

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Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

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An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

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Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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