What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

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the power to turn magnetism into light

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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Kameron Brown is gay.

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What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

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What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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^ That's not even funny ^

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

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Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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