Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

A pope meets another one

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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