- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

the economy.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

What does two plus two equal? 4

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

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