- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

What is my name? I dont know

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

learn. advance!

Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

You're welcome. On to the next house.

You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

Your mother is so fat, she struggles to control her weight even with dieting. Obesity and heart disease runs is in her mother's side of the family; she and everyone close to her is very concerned.

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

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