I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

Hello

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

Hey

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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