Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

What's 2+2? Fish

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

robin, get in the car.

Kevin and Ramin

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

Your face

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Anti Joke

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