What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

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Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

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What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

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Whats worse than eating a worm? Haveing a worm die in your penis.

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

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What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

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Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

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Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

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The once was a little girl named Suzy who liked swings; the only trouble was that she had no arms. In order to avoid having any jokes written (and recycled thousands of times) about this fact, she decided to run a sponsored marathon in order to pay for prosthetic arms. Suzy swung happily for the rest of her days. [L]

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

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What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

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why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

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Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

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When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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