- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

knock knock whos there open open who the door

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

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