- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

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