How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

Knock Knock Dude there is no door

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

A seal walks into a club.

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

united we sit, cause we're fat

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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