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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

Steve Jobs is alive.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

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