an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

ever tried african food? they neither

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

Puns are terrible. I love them.

what did jacob say to coach a joke

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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