- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

haha

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

ewrg

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

women rights

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

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