- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

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