Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

womans having rights.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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