- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

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