What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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Justin Bieber

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

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The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

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wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

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Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

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Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

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why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

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wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

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What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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