what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

a. why? b. because I wanted

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...