- Anti Joke

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car