- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

What city likes baseball the most? New York

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

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