Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

my wife out of the kitchen

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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