- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

i dont fisish anythi

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

What did the man with no head say to the women?

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

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