What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

What's upside down? umop apisdn

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Women's Rights

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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