Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

A Chinese man fails a math test

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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