How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

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Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

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roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

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Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

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why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

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What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

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Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

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A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

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Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

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how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Not enough

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My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

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Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

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Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

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My Texting Convos: "Heyy!" "Hi!" "Watz up?" "nm hbu?" "Same here!" "Koolio!(: So wrud?" "Nothing. Just texting you!" "Yea! Same! I'm so bored! And tired!" "Ikr!" "Yupp!" *No one answers. When this is what you really want: "I love you soooo much!" "Awwwwh!<3 I loe you too!" "Do you wanna go out?(;" "YES!!(:" "ily<3" "iyl2<3" *convo goes on forever(: Moral: Purple tomatoes are books of yellow buttons on hands(;

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Listen bitch, get over here, let me poke out your fucking eyeball, and then you tell me if it is reasonable or not to fucking be pissed afterwards! As for your goddamn technique, of course I understand it, I use it too, its the ironman method as far as I am concerned. Do not share it with people here, you can go share it with your little "shadow people" but that shit took years to develop. But yeah, you tell me whatever the hell you consider "reasonable" you get me the money, and then we can see about being "reasonable". I know many of your methods, NLP, hypnosis, covert, warm and cold reading, I know you are no fucking psychic nor do you read minds, stop telling me what the hell your "Order" is, because whatever the hell it is, your "Nero`s" have proven on this site alone, that its a laughingstock that in no way could have brought six hundred people towards liking you, even less six millions.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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