- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

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