Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

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Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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Half life 3 confirmed

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

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Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

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Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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A storm be brewin!

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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