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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

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