- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

how do you win a game try your best

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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