What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

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What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

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Japan

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Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

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Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

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A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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