What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

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How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

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What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

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A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

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Jovan

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Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

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a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

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Anti Joke

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