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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

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