Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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