- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

Life is like a box of chocolates. Except it's not usually a rectangular or love heart shaped... nor does it contain small expensive assorted candy... life may not also contain nuts... or be devoured by our fellow human... Life is not like a box of chocolates

Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

A young penguin walks into a bar with tears streaming down his face. "Whats wrong with you?" asks the barman. "I've lost my Dad", says the Penguin. The barman asks, "What's he look like?"

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

whats brown and sticky a stick

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