- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. A.Knock knock B. Who's there? A.Not Susie

What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

who is 2 chainz? no one 2 chains is just 2 chains. spelled with an "s" not a "z"

* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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