Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

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What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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