- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Seriosly. too much sex again?

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

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