- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Link ate ink to make him sink.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

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