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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

So a horse walks into a barn.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

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