- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Take this and put it- No.

What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

A group of teenage boys put a flaming bag of dog feces on Old Man Howard's doorstep. He came out and demanded that they stop such behavior at once. They did, and the day went on normally.

Steven Hawkin ran a marathon.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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