- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

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