A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

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there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

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What is the worst joke ever? This one.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

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If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

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Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

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How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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Jimmy Saville

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Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

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Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

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Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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