- Anti Joke

A brunette, a blond and a red-head decide to go swimming in a lake. To prepare, they go shopping together to get some new bikinis. When they get to the shop they are pleased to find that the bikinis are on sale and they get them 50% off. They drive with their new swimwear to the lake and get changed in the changing room. When they get out they notice that it is quite cold. They decide to go swimming anyway. They notice that the lake is dirty. They decide to go swimming anyway. They notice the lake is actually a spill of oil. They decide to go swimming anyway. They remember that none of them can swim. They decide to go swimming anyway. They jump in. They drown.

why cant ben cry, because i gorged his eyes out with a popsickle stick.....

In what way are a pile of deceased children and a Ferrari F430 similar? Neither can be found in my garage, nor anywhere under my possession. As for the Ferrari, this is an unfortunate truth. Due to Ferraris' high level of desirability, and to their low supply, the cost of one such car is much more than an average person can afford. As for the pile of deceased children, anyone in possesion (for lack of a better term, as one can not truly possess another human being, even post mortem) of such a grotesque thing is probably too sick and twisted to be submitting jokes with no apparent climax in hopes of stimulating the minds of the joke's readers sense of humor.

And if we met in 1780, I was a white southern aristocratic plantation owner and you were my dark skinned servant lady ... slave Whenever I could get away from the Mrs., I'd go to your shed and then I'd steal you kisses. But let's be serious, I'd still work you full time as a slave, there's a difference between romantic language and a complete disregard for socioeconomic trends.

A man and a woman are happily married. The die

It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

What's the difference between a pheromone and a hormone? Hormones are secreted internally and trigger various biochemical pathways that cause certain effects. We all are familiar with the effects of testosterone and estrogen, both on the anatomy, and behaviour of humans. Pheromones are secreted externally, and have an effect on another creature in similar ways. Usually they have to do with attracting sexual partners or changing a sex partners behaviour or body in some way.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

Charlie Sheen is winning

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

civil rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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