What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

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There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

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What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

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what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

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An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

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Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

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Neither have I, nobody knew him.

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Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

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Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

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Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

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YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

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What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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