How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

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Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

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what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

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knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

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POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

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Charlie Sheen

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- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

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Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

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Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

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Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

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What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

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The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

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What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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