- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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