- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

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