- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

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