What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

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Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

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You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

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OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

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Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. 97

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Why did the jew go to the doctors? Because he had a severe headache.

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A black man shoots someone. He was a cop and he killed a dangerous man who attacked him.

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? Well , you see, this black mans name was yargle, and during his high school years, people always made nicknames for him some of which were fat yargle, yargaryar, and bottomyarg. He thought to himself that wanted revenge, So he killed the entire population of earth. Oh ya, and since he was the last human, wirhout possibility of reproduction, he went to the store and bought a can of soup

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So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to his barber? ????? ??? ?????? ??? ?????, which, in their native language means, I would like to get a haircut.

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Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

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A german walks into a London Pub. He turns to the man on his left and says, " Hallo Kolleginnen und dort bar Mäzen. Ich bin gespannt zu sehen, ob wir eine Beziehung herzustellen, wie ich gesucht Gespräch, als ich in der wunderbaren Kultur, die London zu bieten hat. Ist das in Ordnung mit dir? Heil Hitler"

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What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

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why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

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who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

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Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

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I'm rick james bitch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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