- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

GOODBYE

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

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