- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

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