- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Manchester City

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

homosexual rights to marriage

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

The holocaust

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

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