- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

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