- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Can I ask you a question? You just did

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

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