what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

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What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

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a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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I have read and agreed to the terms of service

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Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

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Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

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What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

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have you ever had african food? neither have they

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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