what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

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women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

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A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

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how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

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Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

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A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

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knock knock

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Where would canada be without nature? still here

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What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

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What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

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What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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A blonde dies Lololol

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

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There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

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A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

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What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

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What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

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What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

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Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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