- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

womens rights.

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Lil Wayne

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

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