- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

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