- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

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