- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

People who find just saying 69 is the funniest thing ever.

Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

A man is driving the speed limit of 55 on the highway. He gets pulled over and the cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going sir?" The man replies "Well yes I was going 55, the speed limit." The cop says, "No you were going 80." The speedometers broken.

How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

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