- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

Justin Beiber is a good singer

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

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