Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

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Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

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She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

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A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

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Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Cripples are lame.

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Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

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What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

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Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

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What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

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Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

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What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

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hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

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Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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