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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

Detroit has a low crime rate

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

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