What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

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how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

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What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

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Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

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What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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