- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

McDonald. It's run by Lawers

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? One is made of flesh and can talk, think and do things. The other is made of metal and can only pull things towards itself or push them away. But strangely, the latter is a lot more welcome in most situations.

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

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