Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

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Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

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What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

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Black people stink of shite!

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What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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