What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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