A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

Get up Look in the mirror

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

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