why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

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Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

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Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

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Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

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Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

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What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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