- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

a dyslexic man walked his god.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

I? Everett

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