- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A knock knock B who's there A nobody

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

A guy walks into a bar

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? I don't know, you should check the zoo's surveillance camera.

Yo mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl! I'm sorry,that was just really rude of me. I've been talking to my therapist and I think this insolent behavior came from my dad. I always wanted his approval but he always liked my brother more and blah blah yak yak.....

Why didn't the black lady become a doctor? After being awarded a Guggenheim Achievement Grant for film, she decided rather than going to school for her doctorate to instead spend time traveling in India, doing service work with the country's rather large homeless population.

Q: What Did Alakazam Use To Listen Gangnam Style? A: He Used Psybeam.

Q;How many screams does it take to ruin a good riddle? A: OOOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEEE! Moral: This potentially awesome riddle may or may not have been aborted by a scream.

Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

i bought a knock-knock joke book, and was unamused.

Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

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