- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

Knock Knock.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Who's the fastest kid in AA

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

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