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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

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