If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

Knock Knock. Not home.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

What is the difference between a car accident and being on your period? A period is less bloody.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both fruit. Except the elephant.

A man walks into a bar, asks for a drink. He then realises that it was a metal bar and not one that serves alcoholic beverages. He then ponders the mysteries of the world and the universe.

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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