Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

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A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

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A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

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Hey how is your wife and my kids

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,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

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"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

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A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

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What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

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roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

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What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

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have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

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What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

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I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

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WILLYS

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A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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