Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

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What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

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