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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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