- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

kathryn atkins

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

taking out the trash... at night

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

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