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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

A cat playing laser tag.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

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