- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

What happens to the blond when she reaches the top of the stairs She falls down them

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Q: whats white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you A:a fridge

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

I was just thinking in something I swear ... I am still Just, wait, i'll be good

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

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