When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

Women deserve equal rights.

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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