- Anti Joke

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.