Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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No

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one stop shop

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Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

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I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

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Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

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what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

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Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

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A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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Today i decided to burn calories, so I grabbed my lighter from the counter and put it in my pocket and proceeded to the treadmill.

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Q: What did the black guy say to the white guy? A: Nothing, he's a mute.

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. A number is a mathematical object used to count and measure.It is not a living thing and therefore does not possess thoughts and feelings.

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a guy walks into another tall man knowing that he has something weird in his mouth. he pulls out a fly, apologizes for running into him and promptly walks to his small appartment to brush his teeth. the next day a fridge hits him in the face and he spontaneously combusts. he was never seen again.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If I Had A Brick I Would Throw It At You

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Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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