- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

Take wrong turns

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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