women's rights.

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

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Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

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