- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

why did the blue berry cross the road

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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