- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

Knock Knock. Doors open

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

A muslim walks out of a plane.

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

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