What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

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what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

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A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

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How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

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One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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