- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

What city likes baseball the most? New York

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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