Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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