Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

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-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

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If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

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What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

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what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

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What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

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Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

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What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

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Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

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Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

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I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

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Knock knock. Whos there? Death. You will die in the next 12 hours from terminal cancer.

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Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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what do you call a guy with no arm and legs laying by the door? Matt! what do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating on water Bob!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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