- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cement is grey, Shoes are myriad colors, but usually white, black, or brown, depending on their use, And I love you.

knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

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