How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

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Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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