- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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