Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

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How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

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A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

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what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

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Knock knock! Just kidding.

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What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

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Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

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Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

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Anti Joke

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