- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Yanter, Look it up

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

Men's rights

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

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