- Anti Joke

This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

Welcome to Horsehead! 1. Our servers are derpy right now, do yourself a favor and never come back, oh yes they are gonna be derpy right then too! 2. THIS IS MY WORLD PEOPLE MYYYYY WOOOOOOOORLD!... ...Ps: My world sucks. 3. Antijokes 30000 per day, other stuff, Zero. (30000 by me) 4. You: People better like me because I dont like myself. Me: I like myself FUCK PEOPLE! FUCK YOU! (thats me on horsehead) welcome to die! 5. IRIS... IRIS! WHAT AM I TYPING FOOOOOOOOOOOOR!

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt