A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

"hey do you know the date" "58"

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

A lot eh?

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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