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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

What's blue? The sky.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

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