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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

McDonald. It's run by Lawers

Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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