70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

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Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

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There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

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Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

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Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

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Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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It is Scientifically proven that, if you have a shower in china... you get wet

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All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "I'm going to kill everyone you've ever loved you fucking cocksucker, you think you can get away with sleeping with my wife? You better think again kiddo I will take away everything from you until you are reduced to a smoldering ruin of what you once was, mark my words bitch."

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

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A storm be brewin!

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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