vote this down and i will DOX you

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Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

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Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

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batman farted so hes retarded

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why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

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What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

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How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

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