Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

Chick Norris... Enough said

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

Jesus Christ

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

The Big Band Theory

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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