- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Obama lin Baden.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

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