What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

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How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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This is a joke.

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Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

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What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

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A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

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A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

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How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

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Where do you find a dog with no legs ? Same place you left it ...

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Aww Eliza, thanks for being around in spirit, dont leave yet, I am kinda having breathing problems, and Alice says my something levels are dropping because I need solid food, please dont leave, I cant tell time even with a watch, but would you mind waiting a bit? Ill eat fast, somehow.

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What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

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Why was the little Asian boy crying at the county fair? He had just watched his entire family get brutally crushed beneath the weight of the old ferris wheel as they went to get on. Never would he forget the painful screams of his mother as her blood splashed onto his white t-shirt. Never would he forget the police car ride to the foster home when it all sank in that they were truly gone. And never would he forget the abuse his new parents would inflict on him daily. But what would forever torment him most were those screams. Those persistent screams that woke him in the night until the day he died many, many years later.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

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Anti Joke

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