Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

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why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

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Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

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Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

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Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

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what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

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Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

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What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

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I like poop in my butt

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Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

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