- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

poopy is poopy

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

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