- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

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