- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

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