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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

I hate Jews The Holocaust

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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