A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

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B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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My cat just died.

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

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BIG MAC'S

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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