There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

You idiot.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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