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What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

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there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

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