- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

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