- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

Neither have I

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

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