A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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