- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

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