- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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