Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

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In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

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Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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steven hawking walks into a bar

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Manchester City

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

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World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

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- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

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What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

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How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

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What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

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what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people and regularly attend a synagogue and pizza is and italian food that many people find to be enjoyable to eat

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

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What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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