- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

Black people in Camden NJ.

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

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