- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

Once upon a time a was born

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

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