Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

A muslim walks into a gun shop

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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