Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

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Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

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What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

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HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

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What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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A Duck walks into a bar.

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How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

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Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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