What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

Roses are red, yup.

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

my egg roll

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

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