Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

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What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

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whats brown and sticky a stick

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

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Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

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Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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In my country we don't swim, we drown.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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