why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

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What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

Your Mom

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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