A man walked into a bar. I shot him

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

Hello

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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