Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

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A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

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A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

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An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

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There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

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So a man walks into a bar... ouch

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

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Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

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Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

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A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

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How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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