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Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

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Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon

A Man, a chicken and a horse walk in to a bar and sit down at the stools near the jukebox. The jukebox is playing Love Me Tender. The Bartender notices the man pull something from his pocket and hand it to the chicken who takes it in her beak and then turns to the horse and passes it to him. "What'll it be?" says the Bartender. "methamphetamines", says the horse ironically.

Adam Fantuzzi loves stroking jacobs small penis

Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

A mother had three kids: 1st kid- “Mom, why did you name me Daisy?” Mom- “Because when you were a baby a daisy fell on your head.” 2nd kid- “Mommy, why did you name me Rose?” Mom- “Because when you were a baby a rose fell on your head.” 3rd kid- “Blahblahblahflismdjsk” makes retarded noises Mom- “SHUT UP BRICK!”

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.