- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

Julian Ha.

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a blood test.

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