A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

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Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

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Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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If your reading this, youre not blind.

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Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

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Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

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Anti Joke

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