why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

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Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

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A muslim walks out of a plane.

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What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

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Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

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jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

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What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

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What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

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What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

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What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

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Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

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chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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