- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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