- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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