united we sit, cause we're fat

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

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I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

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Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

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Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

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Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

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What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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