- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

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