- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

Apple hates Blackberry.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Tony Romo

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

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