What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

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Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

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I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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Justin Beiber is a good singer

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Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

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Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

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Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

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Why are they the "living" daylights?

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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