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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

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