Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

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My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

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So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Poop...

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What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

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Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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