What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

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whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

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How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

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What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

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Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

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What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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