hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I stole all your jokes, I stole this one too.

Small Penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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