what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

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What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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hey hey apple

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a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

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A lot eh?

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Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

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AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

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phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

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Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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