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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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