- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

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