- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Anti Jokes = Drained

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??