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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

A very nervous looking black man walks into a bar full of white people, however, the white people are accepting of all races, so they invite him to sit next to them.

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