- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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