- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

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A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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