- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

A house comes around the corner.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

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