- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

Maths.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Why did the black man go to church? Because his father died.

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

Roses are red, violets are blue No they're not, violets are violet

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cement is grey, Shoes are myriad colors, but usually white, black, or brown, depending on their use, And I love you.

knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

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