Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

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POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

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Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

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What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

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So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

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what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

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What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

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Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

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a man checks his mypsace

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What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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