Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

You want to hear a joke? Republican

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

Knock Knock! F*ck off

How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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