Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

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Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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who is smarter than a human? a nerd

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

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How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

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A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

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Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

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Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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