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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

Yellow People !!

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

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