- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

How do you tell a bunch of Chinese people apart? Go up to each one and ask them their first and last names. The chances of any of them being the same is quite slim, giving each person their own identity.

What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

Why did the old man die? He was old.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

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