- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

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A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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