What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

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-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

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Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

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How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

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What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

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what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

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How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

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what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

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Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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