- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??