What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

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Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

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why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

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What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

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9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

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-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

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What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

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Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

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Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny

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Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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