- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

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