- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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