Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

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What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

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Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

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I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

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Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

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What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

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Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

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Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

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What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

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I like that, but why am I happy?

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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