Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

No antijoke here.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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