black people swimming

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his forehead. Why did the little boy have a frog stapled to his forehead? Because Johnny just can't drive. Why can't Johnny drive? He has no arms and legs. Why does Johnny have no arms and legs? Cause Johnny is a potato! Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? Because he got ran over by a bus. But who was driving the bus? Johnny the potato!

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Dont read this joke

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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Denard Robinson

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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cory is gay

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

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Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

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Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

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How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

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What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

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I suck at online but have a high gamerscore

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Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

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I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

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