- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

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