- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would u like to drink?

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

why did the blue berry cross the road

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

Knock knock It's open, come in

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

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