- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Barack Obama

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??