What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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one stop shop

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

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Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

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The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

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Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

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And Stephen Hawking said.

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

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went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

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Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

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what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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