- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

Happy Monday!

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

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