- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

I'm rick james bitch

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

I asked her where you were.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

Jokes=Funny Anti=Opposite Anti+Joke=Anti Joke Anti Joke= Anti Humour Anti Humour + People= Offensive Jokes Offensive Jokes= Often jokes about women Offensive Jokes=Problems Women=Problems

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

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