A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

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What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

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What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

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What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

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Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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