A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

PENIS lol

Why? Because.

Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

Why did the white bartender kick out a black man and his Mexican friend out of the bar? It was closing time

Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

#IsaiahAfterAD&B

What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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