- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

Knock Knock Who's there

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

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