- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? Stuck

How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

a little boy goes down stairs on xmas day he has three presents the first one was a pair of socks the second one was a football and the third one was shin pads the boy was now crying really loud santa is outside laughing why? the boy has no legs

Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

I used to have an ugly,black and disabled man as a friend. However, he had a very nasty personality so we are no longer friends.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Who is big and stupid My brother

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