- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

sky silverstein

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

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