- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

Once upon a time a was born

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Golf.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

G:nock nock B:come in!

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

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