- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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