What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

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A man is talking to his friend. The man suddenly picks up a banana. He says "hello anybody there?" The banana says "yes." After a while of conversing, the man suddenly puts the banana down in a sad type of way. The man then says to his friend "I'm sorry, but your sun has just died in horrible accident.

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Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

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Why did the blond fall down? She died.

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

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joe galasso from plainview ny

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

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Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

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6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

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About numbers, it was 180 mg of valium... And I am going to live becausepeople got there in time, my heart never stopped because luck, the doc was only making a joke about me "having ingested enough valium to die at least twice". Sanders, I just got your girlfriend to agree to a threesome, if my banana ever wakes up again, AND WHEN... Thou areth forgiven, btw I sent him a picture of Line`s unshaved vagina, and a note stating: U recognize this? Find out more on horsehead network! Meh His name is Anders something Chattington, yeah for all that know him, guess whose finger is on her unshaven... Yeah, maybe you should not have messed with a guy that can have ANYONE. Ps: Then its your mother, then your sister which is 17 (and pretty 16 is legal here so fuck you Chatty!) and then I SHALL STRIKE THY WITH THE VENGEANCE OF A THOUSAND SUNS! Because you are forgiven, which I cant even remember what means, I mean I know I am typing my experiences here, but thats only because I remember by muscle memory where the buttons are, said the doctor... I can still play Snes emulators... Not, because my numb fingers cant click anything and Line is gone. I TOUCHED HER ALREADY YA KNO! YOU SAW THE PIC, My skin is tan, and... well you know she is here... The best part? She is totally okay with you knowing, sayonara pal, id watch the "fluor" in your mothers pussy the next time you eat it!

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A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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Anti Joke

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