- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

Blacks

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??