- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A gay man watches football.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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