Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25

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I have read the terms and conditions

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

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What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

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Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

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Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

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what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

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What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

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A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

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What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

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Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

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-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

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Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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