You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

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- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

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were you expecting a joke

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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flink geit, nei ikkke kneck bena hans jeh er på "forgiftnings avdelingen" third flor deen ask arund I mena i am the ønly guy in the world named Angelo Nero, so ull find me, srsly, got some ritalin on u? Do not respond, u know am not into drugz, but i waanna stay awak, get the detailz, remembeeer if you kicke his nuts, you get paid, if not go back. God jobb gutta, seriøst, kaffipiller ritalin, stimulanter? Not opiats, come with my phon so i can fuuk this netwerk,.. Ps: Okay break his leg, but ust one, hurry up remembr, cut his tungue (it grows bak jes) then tell dem you save him, you can be heroews, goat, tell fingern that when im bak, we are takin a trip on da limo, galz included becuz Mr.Black is the gentz. NO MOR REPLYES whre u? I want my phone not answrs her. Nero is a fucking demoppsn

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why did the kitten not eat its food? because its face was stapled to the floor.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

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All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

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There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

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black people swimming

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hello

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