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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

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