What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

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What rhymes with milk...milf

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

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How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

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an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

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I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

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What's blue? The sky.

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Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

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ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

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Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

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Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

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Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

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Anti Joke

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