- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

silver bullet?

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

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