What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

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Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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kieran is a homosexual

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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