- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

Antijokes...

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

Knock Knock Dude there is no door

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

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