Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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An anti-joke

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what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

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Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

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Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

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Black people stink of shite!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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