- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Women's Rights

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

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