- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

Lil Wayne

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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