- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

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Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

men's rights activists

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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