- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

why did katy fall off her bike?

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

Guy 1:Whats the difference between a towel and toilet paper? Guy2: I dont know Guy : SO IT WAS YOU!

What's worse than having to listen a song from Justin Bieber? Being wrongfully convicted of child molestation,rape and murder and spending 50 years in prison before being acquited by DNA-analysis.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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