- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I enjoy Popcorn

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

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