- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

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