Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

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So a man walks into a bar, asks for a beer, then drinks it. He then goes home expecting to have dinner with his wife and 2 kids. His wife smells his breath before that and asks him what happens. The men opens to his true and only love and tells her he's having a bad time at work. So they share a hug and talk about it. The man is then renewed, starts pulling up at his job and gets a promotion to general supervisor. He lives happily and watches his kids grow and become professionals. He then dies of a heart attack at the advanced age of 89 while he was watching his favorite TV show.

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why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

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Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

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Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

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Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

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who is smarter than a human? a nerd

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

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once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

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Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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