- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

homosexual rights to marriage

You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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