- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

What's 2+2? Fish

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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