- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

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what do you call a black chef glendon

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

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