- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Obamacare

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!