How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

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Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

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What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

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-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

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how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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dallen loves penis

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whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

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A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

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What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

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Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

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All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

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What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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