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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

matt is fat

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

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