- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

Roses are red.

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

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