Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

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What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

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Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

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What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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"hey do you know the date" "58"

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once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

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What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

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Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

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What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

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A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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