- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

What do you call two dog? dogs

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Alchohol.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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