- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

What do you call the black guy with a gun a ski mask on? Tyrone, because thats his name.

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

who is 2 chainz? no one 2 chains is just 2 chains. spelled with an "s" not a "z"

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

Two fish are in a tank. One asks the other, "How do you drive this thing?"

What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with men other than her husband.

What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

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