How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

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Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

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Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

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Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

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Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

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What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

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what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

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A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

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Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

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"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

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Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

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What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

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What's blue? The sky.

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What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

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Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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