- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

How are bananas and friends alike? If you peel their skin and eat them

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

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