Knock knock It's open, come in

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phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

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What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

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Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

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What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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Chuck Norris.

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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