Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

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An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

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Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

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What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

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Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

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Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

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What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

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hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

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emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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