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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

The cream, it is coming

Albino African Americans

the economy.

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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