- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

Women outside of the kitchen.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

what are you mike bibby?

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

Sir, your wife is dead

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

And you honored it I see :P

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

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