So this guy was making a sandwich...

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

A miserable man committed suicide.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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