Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

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What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

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Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

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How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

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whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

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What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

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What's under the first mate? The second mate.

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Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

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Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

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I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

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"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

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Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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