- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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