- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

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