- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

A Duck walks into a bar.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

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