- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

People who find just saying 69 is the funniest thing ever.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

European on my shoes, buddy.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheelchair

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

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