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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

Where's the soap?

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

What's the difference between a duck?

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