What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

kieran is a homosexual

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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