- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

Why did you step on my watermelon?

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

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When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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