- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

I <3 Hitler

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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