- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

Knock knock Come in

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

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