- Anti Joke

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

why did katy fall off her bike?

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down