Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

Albino African Americans

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

The cream, it is coming

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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