whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

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In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

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Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

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You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

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Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

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I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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