- Anti Joke

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue? The sky.

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

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The Anti Joke Book

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What's blue? The sky.

Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses