- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

Chuck Norris.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

Black people.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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