- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

united we sit, cause we're fat

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

what did jacob say to coach a joke

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

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