- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

The Big Band Theory

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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