What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

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Pigachu is a Porkemon.

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Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

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A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

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Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

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Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

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You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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