- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

Why did the squirrel cross the... Squash

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

joe diragi whacks off his dog

How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

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