- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

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