What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

Anti Joke

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