qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

You had better thumbs up this post.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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