a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

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A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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so today i took a poop. hehe

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Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

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What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

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What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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