- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

Prostitution is bad.......

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

Male leadership.

Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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