- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

Women's Rights..

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Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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