Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

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Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

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Teacher: Pop quiz time class. Sally, what year did we first land on the moon? Sally: It was 1969. Teacher: That is correct. Larry, who killed JFK? Larry: What? I didn't do it, I wasn't even born yet! Teacher: Just answer the question Larry: But sir, I swear I would never do that. You have to believe me. Teacher: Larry, you're an idiot

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Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

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A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

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I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

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Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

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I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

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What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

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Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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