I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

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What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

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Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

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what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

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2 boy once went to a party. One boy dared the other to suck all the helium out of a balloon. Today this boy is know as Justin Bieber

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What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

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whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

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A duck walks into a bar. The large African American male at table three punches the smaller Asian man at the bar because of a long standing and unfulfilled monetary debt. The Asian man procedes to pull out a concealed knife and repeatedly stab his assailant until he is dead. The duck orders several rounds of whiskey due to the fact that it has recently been fired from its job. Later that night, it took its own life.

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Q why did the kids make fun of timmy A because he was an android with al chunk of metal added accidentally where a real boys crotch would be. Bwilkster

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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