World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

Manchester City

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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