What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

Half life 3 confirmed

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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