- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

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