- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

Bob Saget that is all

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

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