What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

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How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

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I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

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Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

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What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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