Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

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Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

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If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

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An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

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How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

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It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

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How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

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Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

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I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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