What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

it was all Tagart

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

So a horse walks into a barn.

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

womens rights.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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