What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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Adam Chebali is awesome

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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you dint have to be a jew matt

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

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why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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