- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

How many calories are in a bag of Fritos? 160 calories.

What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

Why was the Jew sad Because it was Christmas.

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