- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

Sixty... eight

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

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