The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

what did jacob say to coach a joke

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Knock knock Fuck off!

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Anti Joke

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