- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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