- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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