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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

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a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

who else is on here?

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

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