- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

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tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

What does two plus two equal? 4

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Face Hunter is scum

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

If life gives you lemonade.

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