- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

Your mom.

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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