- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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