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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

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