A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

so the weather's nice...

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

a chinese man pays the full price

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

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