What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

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What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

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I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

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A man goes to the potty.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

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Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

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Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

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whats the best joke ever? womens rights

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the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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