- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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