Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

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(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

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Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

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Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

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My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

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Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

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Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

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What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

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Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

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What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

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How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

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I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

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Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

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Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

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If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

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what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

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