- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

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