- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

women's rights

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

Ben Corbishley

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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