- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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