- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both fruit. Except the elephant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

Q: How did the black man get to the first branch on the tree? A: He climbed, like the average person.

Why was the blonde fired from the factory? Repeated absences and violation of company policy.

You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he? No, because he had cancer.

What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

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