- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Dubstep CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

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