- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

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why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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