- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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