- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

Adam Chebali is awesome

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

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