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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

So the priest took the 6 year old boy into the confessional...and He told him to say 3 Hail Mary's.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

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