- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

Tall asians

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

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