- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

1.....2.....3.....boom you died

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

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