- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

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