The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

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so...um, yeah

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How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

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What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

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What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

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Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

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Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

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Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

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What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

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Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

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Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

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What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

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what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

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Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

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What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

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A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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