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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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