how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

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Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

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hashtags suck balls

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Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

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How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

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A russian gives away vodka.

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

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Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

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What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

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Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

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What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Antijokes...

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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HEY YOU! TISSUE!

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

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