- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

Q:What is usually pink, brown or black, usually big and comes out smaller, which goes in and out of your mothers mouth? A: Could be lots of things really... Moral: But we all know what you imagined you sick bastard!

You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

What did Osama Bin Laden say to his barber? ????? ??? ?????? ??? ?????, which, in their native language means, I would like to get a haircut.

Why is Harry Potter fake Because its a movie

"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

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