What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

My spelling is horrible

what kind of dog can tiptoe

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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