- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

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