someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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