What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

Obama lin Baden.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

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