- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

Wanna hear a joke? WNBA

What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

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