- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

All of these jokes are about white people

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

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