- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

This is an anti-joke.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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