- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

Dick Cheney That's the joke

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

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