Why did Joe wake up screaming? Because his wife cut off his penis.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny

Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

How are jello and frankenstein alike? Both green, both alive, and bill cosby didn't make me want either.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

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Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

an american walks out of a strip club.

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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