A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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