- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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