Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

So a man walks into a bar, right?

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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