- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

roses are red poo is poo

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

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