How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

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a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

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What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

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A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

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what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

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Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

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a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

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A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. But the day before the championship the dog died.

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How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

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So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

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are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

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why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

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What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

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Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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