- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

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What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

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