- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

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