How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

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Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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im not black, im Joseph Kony

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Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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you know whats not funny white boards.

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A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

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How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

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why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

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a dyslexic man walked his god.

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

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KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

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What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

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What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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