- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

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