What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

A penis walks into a bar..

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Your sex life.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

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