- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

An orphan falls off a cliff.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

Julian Ha.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

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