How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

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Y' can't spell rape without ape.

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

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A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

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Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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A lot eh?

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

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What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

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roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

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What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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