Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

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Boy: Excuse me, do you have a cigarette? Man: First let me see your ID. Boy: I don't have an ID Man: Well, how much money do you have? Boy: 50 cents Man: Sorry, I don't have any cigarettes. Boy: Good job, I'm actually undercover cop and you sir are a good citizen for not giving a minor cigarettes. Man: Cool, do I get a reward? Boy: Yes, you will receive a good citizen award and free $50 coupon. Man: Thank you! Boy: Can I have a cigarette now? Man: I wasn't lying when I said I didn't have any cigarettes. Boy: Okay, have a nice day.

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Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

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What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

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What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

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What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

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Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

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A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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