- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Q;How many screams does it take to ruin a good riddle? A: OOOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEEE! Moral: This potentially awesome riddle may or may not have been aborted by a scream.

Why didn't the black lady become a doctor? After being awarded a Guggenheim Achievement Grant for film, she decided rather than going to school for her doctorate to instead spend time traveling in India, doing service work with the country's rather large homeless population.

Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

i bought a knock-knock joke book, and was unamused.

OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? I don't know, you should check the zoo's surveillance camera.

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