- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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