Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

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“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

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Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

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Why are they the "living" daylights?

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Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

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What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

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Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

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A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

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What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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