A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

A miserable man committed suicide.

Dwight Howard

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

If the 49ers won the superbowl

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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