- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

Killing your friend as a joke.

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

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