- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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