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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

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