- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

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