What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

what did jacob say to coach a joke

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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