Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

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Nero, you got followers, people that believe in you, ironically maybe a lot less now, that I have been giving them the fake illusion that I am you, why did you never reveal your true self? Is there something wrong with you physically? Something you fear being judged upon? I love and admire your work, and you to be honest, I know you are married and all, but my heart has chosen its path, it cant be helped really, believe me, I have tried. Dont lose hope in yourself, sometimes you have to accept that you are smarter, wiser, more compassionate and vulnerable than the rest, allowing yourself to be a vulnerable person, also shows how strong you are, if you shut it all away in order to become "strong", you know you end up alone and forgotten. I understand why someone such as you loses hope in humanity, but as long as you hold into the hope of you having the wisdom and courage required to stand on your own with pride rather than shame of your strength and individuality as a human being, something ever rarer I concur, then you have the right to consider yourself greater rather than some arrogant jackass, believe me, I know the man I am speaking about.

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Q: Why did the black man die poor? A: Because he was financially irresponsible and wasted the millions left to him by his father fueling his alcohol addiction, slowly grinding away at his organs until he died of cirrhosis of the liver.

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Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

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In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

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why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

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what is orange? an orange

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

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What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

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if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

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