- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

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