- Anti Joke

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

Why? Why not?