What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

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What's brown and sticky? My ass.

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

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Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

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I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

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What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

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Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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