- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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