- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

Why did the fish fly It didn't

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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