- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

What do you call two dog? dogs

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

Your Mum is soo fat.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

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