How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

You should read the Terms of Service.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

I enjoy Popcorn

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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