- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

mexicans fishing

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

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