What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

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Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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what is orange? an orange

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

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Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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