Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

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what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

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why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

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Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

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Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

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* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

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Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

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Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

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An incoming freshman introduces himself to his Ethics professor by saying, "What's up?" To which the professor responds, "You should never end a sentence with a preposition." The freshman, who is both clever and witty, quickly responds to his future Professor, saying: "Professor, I practice linguistic description, such that I observe language objectively in a way that does not adhere strictly to grammatical and syntactic dogma". The professor, surprised by the student's philosophical disposition, engages the student in a highly constructive dialogue about the philosophy of language, from which both the student and teacher learn more about each other and themselves.

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Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

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How do you confuse a blonde? You put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner.

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yo momma so fat, it appears she has two chins

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