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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

whats gay and american? a gay american

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

I love you

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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