- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Except it's not usually a rectangular or love heart shaped... nor does it contain small expensive assorted candy... life may not also contain nuts... or be devoured by our fellow human... Life is not like a box of chocolates

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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