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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

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