What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

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what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

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Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

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How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

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A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

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What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because last year, when 6 was going to the gas station, 7 approached him and said "gimme all your money or else I'll shoot you". 6 was so scared he ran away crying. About a few days later 6 spots 7 again and this time he was with 9. He said "yo 6! If you don't give me your money, im gonna do this to you!" and then 7 started biting and chewing 9 as if he was some kind of cannibal. 6 ran away and called the police. He told him that 7 ate 9.

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Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

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Roses are red Violets are blue ... Uhhhh I don't think anyone knows the rest of this!!!!!!

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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