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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

womans rights...

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

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