- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

i like turtles

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

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