what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

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whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

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What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

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Ehh

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what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

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What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

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What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

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What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

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what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

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Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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All of these jokes are about white people

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

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Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

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a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

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"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

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If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

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A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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