Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

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Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

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what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

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Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

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I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

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If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

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if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

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What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

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Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

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