- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

Men's rights

Yanter, Look it up

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

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