What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

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What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

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TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

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A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

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Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

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A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. But the day before the championship the dog died.

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Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

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How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

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What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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