- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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