Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

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How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

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What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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