- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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