A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

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Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

I named my son ps2 controller

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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