- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

Knock Knock! F*ck off

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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