- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

A chicken walked into the bar...

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

Your mom.

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

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