Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

my gramma died

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

A gay man watches football.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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