- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

Anti Jokes = Drained

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

You idiot.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

WNBA

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

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