Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

Why was the blonde fired from the factory? Repeated absences and violation of company policy.

A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

whenever you come out of emma browns bedroom

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

Yanter, Look it up

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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