why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

1+2 = 6

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

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