- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

there once was a chicken it was yellow

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

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