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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

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