- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Why did the squirrel cross the... Squash

Take part of what?

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

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