Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

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Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

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Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

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Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

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A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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This is a random Anti joke.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

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What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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THe Election

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

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Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

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How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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