- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

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why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

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