What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

Knock Knock Who's there

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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