- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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