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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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