why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

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pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

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my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

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Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

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What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

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A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

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I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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Kobe Bryant passing the ball

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Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

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Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

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Charlie Sheen

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

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POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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