An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

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what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

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Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

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There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

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Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

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there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

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little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

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Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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