If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

Anti Jokes = Drained

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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