- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

A baby seal walks into a club.

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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