What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

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Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

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A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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