- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

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