what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

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Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

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How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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