robin, get in the car.

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How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

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What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

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Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

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Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

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In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

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A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

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What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

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What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

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Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

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Kevin and Ramin

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why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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