- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

What's blue? The sky.

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

I'm tired.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

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