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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

What comes after Friday? A ?.

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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