- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

How old are you? 7

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Charlie Sheen is winning

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

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Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

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