Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

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What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

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What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

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What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

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Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

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What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

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a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

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Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

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What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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