"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

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pobody's nerfect

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

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What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

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What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

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what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

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Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

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A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

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If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

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sweating like antoni with a girl

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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