- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

So FDR walks into a bar.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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