- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

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