Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

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LO AND BEHOLD!

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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Tilt your screen back .

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Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

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knock knock come in !

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I asked her where you were.

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Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

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What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

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Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

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It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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