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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

so today i took a poop. hehe

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

Hi, this is Luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

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Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

The chicken crossed the road.

a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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