- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

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roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

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