- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

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