nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

Who does creatine? James Cornish

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

hey guys im gay

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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