Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

"hey do you know the date" "58"

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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