- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

why did katy fall off her bike?

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

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