- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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