What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

So FDR walks into a bar.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

steven hawking walks into a bar

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

Why do skinny women eat their food fresh cooked? So that they don't contract food-borne diseases and risk dying.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: She was going to speek at a PETA meeting about the cruel conditions of chicken farms. I hit her with my car

What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

Guy A: Why is 6 scared of 7? Guy B: Because 7, 8, 9? Guy A: No, numbers don't have feelings Guy C: That's so dumb Guy A: Hey you know what, this is an A and B conversation so... Guy C: So C your way out? Guy D: Yeah, before D and E come and F U up! Guy E: Are you guys high or something? Guy F: Dude, I'm a girl, F stand for female (Author): Oops sorry Girl F: Thanks Guy G: Mind Blown O_O

How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a dead Jewish girl that lay on the other side. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

The philosophy professor decided to isolate himself in his closet until he figured out the meaning of life. After ten years, he had done it. He came out of isolation and immediately found one of his former colleagues on campus. He said, "I've discovered the meaning of life!" The colleague said, "Ok, what is it?" The professor said, "Life is like a bridge." The colleague said, "How so?" After a few moments, the professor nodded and said, "Yea, I guess you're right."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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