- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

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