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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

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What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

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