What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

What's one plus one? two.

Indians

Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

My children are mistakes

What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

whats worst then dieng in a videogame

What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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