What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

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All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

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hello

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

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your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

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Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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I used to be an adventurer like you, until old age slowly took away my ability to move and go adventuring

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Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

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How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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