- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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