why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

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An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

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Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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You know what's funny? A well told joke

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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