- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

joe diragi whacks off his dog

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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