- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

My Nan, that is all.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

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