- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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