- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man in church? Religious

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

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