- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

pull my finger (farts)

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

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Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

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A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

what is 3+3= 8

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Doctor B: Doctor who? A: Doctor Johnson, i'm here to check up on you. How's the medication going? B: It's going well thank you, it's working. A: That's very good to hear. Hope you recover soon. B: Thank you!

A: Knock, Knock B: Whos there? A: Noone, the door and the visitor are both existential figments of your imagination.

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