- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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