Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

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My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

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did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

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whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

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a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

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This night was a stormy one, alot was destroyed, but the spirit of Little Jonny Harrison lived on with a shining light so strong it could blind some. Jonny lived in Ristoville, a village atop a hill. Citizens of Ristoville were frightened for their lives, all but Jonny. He was bullied from a young age of 3 months, by his Uncle Clive, who was a Catholic Priest, full-time. Fear shined in the eyes of the normal residents, whilst, in Jonny's heart, there glowed a glow of pure hope and confidence, Jonny Harrison, was going into the storm. Jonny knew he could amount to something, if he really really tried. He has 6 years behind him, and a long life ahead, and he figured, what's the worst that could happen? He pondered this, and ultimately came to the conclusion that there will be nothing worse out there than Uncle Clive's "Magical Basement of Happiness". Jonny sat his mother down, looked her in the eye and whispered farewell. He wished his father the best wishes possible. Finally, Rosie Harrison, Jonny's sweet old Grandmother, who had been addicted to Crystal Meth for about 25 years now and been through 13 interventions and countless failed suicide attempts, opened her ears to young Jonathon's speech, he said softly in her ear, the words, "Hang in there, Gran. I know you can pull through, I may be only six but I sure as heck know how much i care for you.". The words of love echoed in her fragile little ears as Jonny walked away. He took with him a couple cartons of Ribena and his lucky medal and took his first step outside. He took out a carton of Ribena, strongly crumpled it up, slightly spraying fruit juice on his dungarees, and threw it to the wet grass. He faced the towering lightning cloud and shouted, "Nothing will stop me!". Jonny died shortly after of AIDS. His Uncle Clive was sentence to 5 years in a high security prison for child molestation and consistant child abuse and paedophillia. Rosie Harrison died later that day.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

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Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

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Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

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Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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