- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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