- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

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