why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

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What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

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toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

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"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

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whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

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(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

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Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

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why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

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What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

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A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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whatdumb and gay stewart price

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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Anti Joke

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