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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

Knock Knock Who's there? Your neighbor. My neighbor who? I told you already, it's pronounced "Wu" I'm very sorry Mr. Wu.

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

Q. What's long and hard and full of seamen? A. A penis. Oops, I misspelled "semen". Sorry. Also, to clarify, this doesn't describe the normal state of the average penis. Usually they are flaccid, and they can only be said to be "full of semen" at the exact moment of ejaculation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a dead Jewish girl that lay on the other side. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

I was just thinking in something I swear ... I am still Just, wait, i'll be good

Q: what's do the following sports have in common?: baseball, football, tennis, golf? A: They all have balls in their sport.

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