What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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