- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

roses are red violets are blue

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

Sarah Palin.

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

A man died.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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