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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

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