Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

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A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

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What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

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What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

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YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

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Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

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Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

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Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

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Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

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did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

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