Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

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Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

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What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

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Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

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An astronaut and a cosmonaut are sitting in a bar, discussing who was better. The cosmonaut says, "We Russians were the first people in space!" The astronaut says, "That may be true, but we were the first to land on the moon my friend." The cosmonaut turns back to the astronaut and says, "Yes, but we shall be then first to ever land on the Sun!" So, the astronaut skeptically asks, "And how do you intend to do that?" The cosmonaut replies, "Simple.......we will go at night." Thank you to David Cross

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What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

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Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

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Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

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Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

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what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

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What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

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Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

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Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

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What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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