- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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