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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

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