Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

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Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

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What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

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autistic kids rock

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

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Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

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why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

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Black people.

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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