- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time a was born

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

AIDS

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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