- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

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When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

guess what? bannanas

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

Why did the women sleep in the kitchen. Due to the poverty levels of her area of residence, sub-sahara Africa, she, her 7 children and 3 orphaned nephews lived in one ram shackled room with a corrugated iron roof which served as a multi-purpose kitchen, bedroom, lounge and greeting area.

One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

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