Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

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Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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