- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

Cripples are lame.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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