- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

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