- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... hayroll crickets Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

Poop...

knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

Black people stink of shite!

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

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