There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

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A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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Whats 1+1? The answer!

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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