so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

you gay?

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

What? Huh?

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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