- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

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What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

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