Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

"Knock knock" Come in!

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

what happened to your carpool? they died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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