The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

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What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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