A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man said to the bartender "I'll have a H2O, please." His friend said "Yeah, I'll have a H2O too." The bartended wasn't an idiot and was aware that he was in a bar, not a science lab, and handed them both a bottle of H2O. His friend still died.

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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Why was the man sad? His brother died.

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

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Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

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A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

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A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

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So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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So you have been really stressed lately huh?

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

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whats the difference between a dead body and a car with doors that open in a diagnal manner one was never alive to begin with

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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