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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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