Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

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Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

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Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

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What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

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How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

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How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

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How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

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Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

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Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

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So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

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What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

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Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

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Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

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What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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