ure mama's so fat

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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