- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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