How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

why do asprins work? Because they're white

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

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What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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