A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

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What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

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GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

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if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

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What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

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Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

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What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

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why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

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Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

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When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

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what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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