A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

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Q: What's the difference between a duck? A: An orange.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

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When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Link ate ink to make him sink.

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Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

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Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

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What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

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Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

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How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

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Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

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Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

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Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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