- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

Dont read this joke

Why did Colussi miss 2 years of school? -Because he died

How to make Ramen like a boss Step 1: get a promotion

Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

Look, gullible is written in the sky! The man looks up and there it is.

Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

Why did the ship get lost at sea? The captain was a piece of bread.

knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

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