- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Mum is soo fat.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

France had one revolution

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

What's under the first mate? The second mate.

SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

How do you get Doctor Phil in a bikini? Give him a little alcohol to ease inhibitions and offer him a suitable bribe.

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

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