A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

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Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

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whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

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How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

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Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

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did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

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I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

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Neither have I, nobody knew him.

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Ring Ring Hello? Click

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what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

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Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

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Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

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A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

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Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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