- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

Cripples are lame.

Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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