Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

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So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

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Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

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how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

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Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

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What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

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Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

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If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

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Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

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What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

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why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

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on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

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why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

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what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

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What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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