- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

Knock Knock Who's there? Nick Oh hi Nick come in

On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

What did the female lady person say to the baby? Get Some.

Salt is brown, Pepper is white, my kitchen is in a mess.

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a dead Jewish girl that lay on the other side. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

what did the black women name her child jamaal

Your mom is so old, I am surprised she can still own a house and function on her own.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

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