- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

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