- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

If the 49ers won the superbowl

What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

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