- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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