- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

WOw you have no life

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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