One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

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if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

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Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

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Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

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What do you call a white person? Caucasian

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Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

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KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

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12 in general

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Anti Joke

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