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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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