YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

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stinky boner

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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