- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

A. Knock Knock B. ... A. Knock Knock B. ... A. DING DONG B. Who's there? A. Me, I tried knocking first but you musn't have heard me, so I rang the doorbell.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

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