Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

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Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

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What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

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How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

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Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

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who is not good looking? mon morello

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If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

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I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

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What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

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What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

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There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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