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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

a. why? b. because I wanted

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

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