- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

Why did the squirrel cross the... Squash

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

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