What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

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What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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race-car = rac-ecar

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

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I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

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whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

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A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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