- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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