A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

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How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

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whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

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What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

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MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

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Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

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What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

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guess what? bannanas

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

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Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

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A wife asks her husband to treat her like she's special. So he tells her, "Gooooooooooo... Maaaaaaaaaaaaake... Meeeeeeee.... Aaaaaa.... Saaaaaaaandwitch

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Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

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Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

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What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

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