- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

Asian women drivers...

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

Women.

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

run farther?

Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

A chicken walked into the bar...

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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