What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

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If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

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whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

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my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

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Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

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Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

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i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

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what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

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Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

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OMG I JUST FOUND THE GREATEST WEBSITE YOU SHOULD TOTALLY CHECK IT OUT OMG ITS http://anti-joke.com/submit

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what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

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Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

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roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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Anti Joke

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