A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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CFL

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a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

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Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

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whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

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What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

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Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

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Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

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How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

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i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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