- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

baloney sandwich

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

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