- Anti Joke

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

Roses are red, yup.

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

A baby seal walks into a club.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss