- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

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Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

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