- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

A guy takes out his club and hits a baby seal with a fine for $50 for littering and threatens to smash the seal's favorite ceramic figurine with the club if he doesn't pay the fine. The man is a park ranger and takes littering very seriously.

Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

Knock knock. Who's there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Garlic salt.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

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