- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Obama = ebola

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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