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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

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As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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joke under this line wins _________________________

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

Charlie Sheen is winning

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

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