I'm Polish.

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

antonis sister is mighty fine

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Justin with a hat.

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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