- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

What's funny? Women's rights.

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

who's specky and stinks of shit? josh moran

Knock knock Who's there The police The police who? Ma'am your son is dead

The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

What do you call it when you take cheese that isn't yours? Stolen bitch, your under-arrest!

Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't realize how annoying it is.

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

A russian, a jew, and a black guy are walking down the street. The midget trips and knocks into the jew who in turn knocks into the black guy. It turns out that they all know each other from high school. They ended up going out for lunch and drinks and it actually turned into a great day.

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