Cat ate a battery, did volts.

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

Why did the ship get lost at sea? The captain was a piece of bread.

How to make Ramen like a boss Step 1: get a promotion

Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

Look, gullible is written in the sky! The man looks up and there it is.

Why did Colussi miss 2 years of school? -Because he died

How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

Dont read this joke

Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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