- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

What is 9+10? 19

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

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