Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

cory is gay

Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

The Minnesota Vikings won a game.

Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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