What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

womens rights.

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

why are balck people black because they are

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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