- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

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