Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

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What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

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why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

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What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

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Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

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What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

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MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

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How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

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Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

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What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

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So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

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Hey man. what? squidbillies.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

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Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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