A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Where do you find a dog with no legs ? Same place you left it ...

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

thumb_up thumb_down +10

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

thumb_up thumb_down +10

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

thumb_up thumb_down +10

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

thumb_up thumb_down +10

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

thumb_up thumb_down +10

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops