- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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