- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

run farther?

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

sky silverstein

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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