Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

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A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

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What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

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A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

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why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

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what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

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Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

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I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

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Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

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