- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

A pope meets another one

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

say it ten times fast: oh

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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