Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

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A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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