Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Death by kayak

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Obama lin Baden.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

Pickles are powerful

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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