- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

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