Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Why are they the "living" daylights?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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