What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

binladin walks into the american seals

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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