- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue These two lines are overused I wonder to what poem they originally come from

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

XD Jackass.

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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