- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

Want to hear a joke? No.

kieran is a homosexual

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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