- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

Robin, get in the car.

A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

A man walks into a bar.

Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

Turtles

The WNBA.

roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

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What do you call your mother? Mom.

The jets are a good team..

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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