- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

Kate

A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

You are the third derivative of the position function.

A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

What's funny? Women's rights.

Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

Knock Knock Come in!

what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

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