what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

Knock Knock Come in!

How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

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What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

Robin, get in the car.

What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

Turtles

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

The awkward when you said moment in your head.

roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

i have aids and a chode

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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