what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

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I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

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If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

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Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here!" The second muffin replies, "Yes, I'm in a lot of pain. Also, I've had a headache for quite a while now. I went to the doctor last Thursday and he preformed an X-ray but the results are not back yet. This extreme heat is likely worsening my already fragile physical health."

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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