What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

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chuck norris is a little b|tch

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Why did the woman die Because she was old

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

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how do you stop a train? you cant..

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Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

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What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

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How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

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CHEEZECAKE

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I like jokes.

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Laws are initially proposed in Parliament as bills. They become Acts after being approved three times by Parliamentary votes and then receiving Royal Assent from the Governor-General. The majority of bills are promulgated by the government of the day (that is, the party or parties that have a majority in Parliament). It is rare for government bills to be defeated, indeed the first to be defeated in the twentieth century was in 1998. It is also possible for individual MPs to promote their own bills, called member's bills; these are usually put forward by opposition parties, or by MPs who wish to deal with a matter that parties do not take positions on.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? One is food the other, fuel.

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There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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