-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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What's in there? Get outta there...

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Liars go to hell! -God

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

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CHEEZECAKE

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Laws are initially proposed in Parliament as bills. They become Acts after being approved three times by Parliamentary votes and then receiving Royal Assent from the Governor-General. The majority of bills are promulgated by the government of the day (that is, the party or parties that have a majority in Parliament). It is rare for government bills to be defeated, indeed the first to be defeated in the twentieth century was in 1998. It is also possible for individual MPs to promote their own bills, called member's bills; these are usually put forward by opposition parties, or by MPs who wish to deal with a matter that parties do not take positions on.

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

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I like jokes.

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whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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