- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

A man walks into a bar.

do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

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