Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

A man walks into a bar.

A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

George W. Bush

Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

DERP

Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

You.

What's in there? Get outta there...

what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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