Guess what? Chicken butt

What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

youre gay

A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

Ben is gay

Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

What's green and wheels? Your mom.

Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

What's red and silly? A blood clot

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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