Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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Kate

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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Scott

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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Robin, get in the car.

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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A fish walks into a bar

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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