- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

I'm Spartacus

What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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