- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

8=>

Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

Asians...

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

DERP

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??