- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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Robin, get in the car.

An iguana walks out of a bar

A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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