What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

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''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

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One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

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What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

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Why did the woman die Because she was old

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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Knock knock, come in.

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I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

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What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

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Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

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A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

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A baby seal walks in to a club

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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