Why did the mushroom go to the party? He was feeling upset because his wife left him and took full custody of his three kids. His friend cheered him up and took him to the party. At the party, he did a line of cocaine and became a drug addict. He died six months later.

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roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

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Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

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whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

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What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

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When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

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what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

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Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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amy copied adams haircut :0

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what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

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Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

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Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

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Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

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whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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