- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

So a seal walks into a club...

Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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