How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

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A man walks into a bar.

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What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

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Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

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What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

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A scottish man having fun

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If life hands you lemons Take them

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GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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