A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

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A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

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Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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knock knock go away

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Dallas Cowboys

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

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What's in there? Get outta there...

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What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

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What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

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What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

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if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. unless you only get one lemon, then it really hard to make a good glass..and for that matter, who said you had a juicer? it would be really hard to just squeeze the juice out of a lemon. on top of that, what kind of situation am I in that I would need lemonade? let's say if life gives you lemons, determine the best use of them based on need, local weather and economic status

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potato

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balls in ya mouf

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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