ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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cc

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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Scott

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Ruller

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What what In the butt

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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A fish walks into a bar

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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