- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

Scott

Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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