What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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Knock knock, come in.

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A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

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Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

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There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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Kate

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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Jess Burns

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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An antijoke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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