What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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Liars go to hell! -God

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well, seven has a huge drinking problem. He killed a man in a bar fight once. He is also very intense about his boxing career. He works out so hard that he is huge. He has enormous anger problems as well. Seven isn't the only one with problem though. Six is a Vietnam veteran and has been easily scared ever since he came home. The psychiatrist says he has a bad case of paranoia. Just something about seven reminds six of the soldiers that killed his friends. Also seven ate nine, and cannibals are SCARY!

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Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

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How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

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Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

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What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

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Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

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A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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