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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

Asians...

Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

No joke.

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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