Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

thumb_up thumb_down -5

wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

chuck norris

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

thumb_up thumb_down -23

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

thumb_up thumb_down -39

Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

thumb_up thumb_down -43

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

thumb_up thumb_down -45

why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

thumb_up thumb_down -57

why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

thumb_up thumb_down -61

A man buys free health care...

thumb_up thumb_down +94

How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

thumb_up thumb_down +62

What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

thumb_up thumb_down +56

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops