to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

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What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

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Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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Knock knock, come in.

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Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

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Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

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A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

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I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

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Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

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What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

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Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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