I can't see my forehead

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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The government makes a good decision

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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Kate

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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Knock Knock Come in!

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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Robin, get in the car.

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

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Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

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The awkward when you said moment in your head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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