There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

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Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

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A man was drowning in a lake and so he asked God to save him. A man on a boat came by and said to the drowning man "Do you need any help?" The drowning man said "Yes! Thank God a boat came for me!" So the man on the boat pulled the man from the water and saved him.

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whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

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Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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Ben is gay

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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Knock Knock Come in!

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A baby seal walks into a club

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What what In the butt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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