Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

What's red and silly? A blood clot

Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

If life hands you lemons Take them

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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