Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

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Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

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The awkward when you said moment in your head.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

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George W. Bush

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

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DERP

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A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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Women's rights

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

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What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

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Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. unless you only get one lemon, then it really hard to make a good glass..and for that matter, who said you had a juicer? it would be really hard to just squeeze the juice out of a lemon. on top of that, what kind of situation am I in that I would need lemonade? let's say if life gives you lemons, determine the best use of them based on need, local weather and economic status

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i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

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What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

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I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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