Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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If life throws you lemons Catch them

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Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

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Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

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What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

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