What makes the world go round? Gravity.

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

why did the chicken cross the road

A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

Ruller

The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

roses are black violets are gray im color blind

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

JUSTIN BEING SMART

who just made fun of katie matt

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

A man walks into a bar.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

DERP

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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