whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

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Dani Barton = Stupid

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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A joke

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A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

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What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

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knock knock go away

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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blubber vaginass CC

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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