In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

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Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

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Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

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knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

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What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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