Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

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Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

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He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

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Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Brian. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

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is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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