- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's in there? Get outta there...

Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

how do you stop a train? you cant..

What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

youre gay

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