What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

If life hands you lemons Take them

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

Global Warming.

knock knock go away

Look at your hand. Made you look!

Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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