What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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