I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

An Amish walks into Best Buy

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

Kenny G

What what In the butt

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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