- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

What's red and silly? A blood clot

How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

The awkward when you said moment in your head.

A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

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