Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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A black guy walks in to a bar.

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

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why did the chicken cross the road

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

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Ruller

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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to see a bad joke look above

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What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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