- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

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