if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

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yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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