- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??