someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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