- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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