- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

Knock Knock Who's there

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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