Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

What would u like to drink?

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

why did the blue berry cross the road

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Knock knock It's open, come in

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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