- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

i like turtles

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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