Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

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i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

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How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

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whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

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Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

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A Chinese man fails a math test

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

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how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

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Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

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I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

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KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

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What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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