Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

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My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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Niall Horan

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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Why did the man fail to enter the CAPTCHA phrase correctly? Because he was actually a bot, and bots are typically prohibited from accessing information on most public web sites.

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Wilson: would you buy lottery when you grow up Mattuew: no theres no point Wilson: ask Xiangxi right next to you Mattuew: xiangxi, would you buy lottery if you grow up? Xiangxi: Prabably not, because the chance of winning a lottery is lower than becoming an astronaut Mattuew: the probability of you winning the lottery is higher than you finding a girlfriend

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Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

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Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

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Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

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I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has it's pricks on the outside. A BMW doesn't have pricks on it's bodywork, for a multitude of reasons: - it would increase the coefficient of drag, causing an increase in fuel consumption - the pricks would fall foul of pedestrian safety regulations

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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