How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

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How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

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What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

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Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

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The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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