What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

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A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

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What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

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What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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An Asian with a big dick.

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How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

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Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

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wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

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What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

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