Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

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What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

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Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

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What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

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Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

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whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

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Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

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Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

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How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

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why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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