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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

why did the kitten not eat its food? because its face was stapled to the floor.

What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

black people swimming

three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

What's big and messy? A big mess

Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

There was once a man with a penis so huge, his girlfriend liked their sexual experiences very much. A year later they got married and had kids, however the man got fired from his accounting job and it all went downhill.

-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

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