A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

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how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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A terrorist robs a walrus.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra

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Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

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A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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