- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to his barber? ????? ??? ?????? ??? ?????, which, in their native language means, I would like to get a haircut.

A praying mantis is very graceful

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

whats gay and american? a gay american

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

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What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

Male leadership.

hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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