- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

kieran is a homosexual

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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