A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

If life gives you lemonade.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

knock knock who's there? faith

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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