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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

Knock knock! Just kidding.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

Your girlfriend.

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

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