What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

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Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

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A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

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There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

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A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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Knock knock! Just kidding.

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what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

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Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

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Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Knock knock Who's there Evan Evan who Evans erectile area is largo with Sarah plains pudding

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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