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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

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