My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

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Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

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A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

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You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

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what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

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Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

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Casey Anthony kills a baby

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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Diarrhea

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

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If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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