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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? Feces.

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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