What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

I wrote a funny joke.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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