- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

How did the dog die? He was put down.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

Whay lawrence pearson ir r8 gay

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

Robin, get in the car, please.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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