- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

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What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

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