How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

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Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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