What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

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Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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Knock Knock? Come in.

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how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

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Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

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Justin Bieber

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

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Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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