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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

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