- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

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Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

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