your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

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I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

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Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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Whats 1+1? window!

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How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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