whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

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A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

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How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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I'm hungry.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

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a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

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What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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João Duarte reads this.

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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