- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

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