- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

A bar walks into a man

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

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