- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

Granny porn!

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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