- Anti Joke

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat