- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."

Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

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