What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

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Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

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How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

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Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

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whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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