- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

The Big Band Theory

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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