- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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