there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

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A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

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Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

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Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

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A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

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Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

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Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

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YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

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Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

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What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

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What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

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An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

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What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

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Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

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Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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