- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

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