Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

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A man calls his wife, but she doesn't pick up. He comes home and shouts his wife's name, but no one responds. He walks upstairs and sees the bedroom door half-opened. He enters and sees his wife sleeping.

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Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

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What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

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What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

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A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

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Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

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Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

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If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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