- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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