- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

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