It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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i have two hands.

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What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

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Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

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Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

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Knock knock! Just kidding.

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Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

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Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

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One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

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