A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

eoin burgin is fat

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

Dr.Octagonapus.... BLAAAAAArGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackalope :)

Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

I'm hungry.

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

A man was shot. He died.

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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