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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

Racial equality.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

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