- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

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