why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

What is better than life? Nothing.

Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

Democracy.

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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