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How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

What happened to the fish? It drowned

*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

Knock knock! Just kidding.

knock knock who's there? hope

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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