Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

womans having rights.

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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