- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nick Oh hi Nick come in

what purple and jolly barney who doesnt love his charactorial warmth!# not weird

How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? Tests.

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

Knock knock Who's there The police The police who? Ma'am your son is dead

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