- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

kennah campion when she talks

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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