How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

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How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

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A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

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No it doesnt..

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What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

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Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

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If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

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What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

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Obama = ebola

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If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

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What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

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What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

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When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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