Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

poopy is poopy

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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