- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

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whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

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