Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

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What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

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What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

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What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

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What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

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what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

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The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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No soup for you!

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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