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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

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why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

Knock Knock. Come in.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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