- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

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Why did the squirrel cross the... Squash

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

You are joking right?

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

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