how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

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It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

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Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

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John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

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Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

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Obama = ebola

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Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

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