Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

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Your momma's so old she might die soon.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

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Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

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How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

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An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

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A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

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the economy.

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What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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