- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Massie is a fatass

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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