What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

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Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

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NEVER

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hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

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whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

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Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

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Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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How many light bulbs? 1

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why was justin sad? his family was murdered

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Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

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How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

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Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

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Sex

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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