- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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