what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

knock knock no no you go now i clean

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

DEATH.

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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