A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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