A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

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What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

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How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

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what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

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Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

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Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

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What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

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Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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