- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

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