- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

How do you make Adolf Hitler angry? You can't, dead people are not sentient, and hence cannot feel anger.

why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't he got ran over half way.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

Who is big and stupid My brother

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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