- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

dyslexics of the world untie!

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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