- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

whats gay and american? a gay american

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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