- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

This is a joke.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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