What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

Anti Joke

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