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If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

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Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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