- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

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