- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

What's 9+10? 19

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

What do I hate? people

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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