Boob

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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can you touch your toes? no

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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What did the flight attendant get for Christmas? A Trebuchet from medieval times dating back to the 12th Century CE.

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

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What's that Lassie? Timmy fell in the well again? And you couldn't care less because the stupid kid never looks where he's going?

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

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What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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