- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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