- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

How do you make a snake blink? You can't

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

I'm 23, just like most people my age.

Why Did the throw up He was sick

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