- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats pointy and sharp and rhymes with life? A: A spear. It's close enough.

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

Asian women drivers...

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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