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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

Sixty... eight

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

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