- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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