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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

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Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

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