''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

who is really lanky? james cornish

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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