Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

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Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

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Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

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If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

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whats chinese noodles

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This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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A American seeking into mexico

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Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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