- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

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Barack Obama is a good president.

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

why was the cat black it was a black cat

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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