- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

My dog barks when someones at the door.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

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