Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

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Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

What did Reed read? A. Read?

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

why did your mum die young because she had canser

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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