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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

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