- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Why are white people white? I don't know

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

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