What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

you see theres this guy.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

roses are red violets should be purple

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

What's under the first mate? The second mate.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

What happened to the fish? It drowned

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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