- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

You know whats funny? Women's rights

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

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