- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

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What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

what did one computer say to the other .........

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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