Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

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An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

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Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

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What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

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What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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