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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

ever tried african food? they neither

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

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