Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

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What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

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What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

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What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

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Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

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what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

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what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

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Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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