- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

homosexual rights to marriage

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheelchair

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