- Anti Joke

Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip