Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Knock Knock No solicitors

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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Stop me if you heard this one before.

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

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Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

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Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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