- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

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McDonald. It's run by Lawers

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

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Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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