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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

Knock knock. Who's there? Silence. Silence who? No, I meant there was silence, I didn't really say anything. Oh, OK. But seriously, who's there?

How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

What would Helen Keller say to Obama? Wow Im really impressed that you are our nation's first black president. You're doing a great job. Except it would come out like DUUUUURNNNNNAFMKAAAALLLL

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had completed its task on the aforementioned other side and was returning back to the coop for a feeding now that the sun had set.

What is black white and red all over A tree in black, white, and red paint.

how do you make a homosexual man have sex with a woman? shit in her vagina

A man walks into a bar, asks for a drink. He then realises that it was a metal bar and not one that serves alcoholic beverages. He then ponders the mysteries of the world and the universe.

Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

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