- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

men's rights activists

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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