whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

I'm Coming

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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