- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

one stop shop

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

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