A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

LeBron in the fourth quarter

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

I hate Jews The Holocaust

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

Cheese

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

WOw you have no life

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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