- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

So FDR walks into a bar.

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

ure mama's so fat

Amanda Knox walks home free.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

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