How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

roak

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

Two ducks are in a bathtub. One duck says, "Hey, pass me the soap." The other duck says, "What do I look like, a type writer?"

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

The Game.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

The Blonde walked into a wall.

Where do you go when you die? Nowhere

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

I'm hungry.

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

hi joshua

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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