- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

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Whats grosser than a bloody hand? 2 bloody hands.

How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

There is a mountain and there are three men, One is asian and the two others are black and white. "This is for my people!" Said the asian man when he was falling for his death. "This is for my people!" Yelled the african american. Then he takes the American man and throws him off the mountain

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Robert Muldoon: "Clever girl..." Velociraptor: "I appreciate your compliment, but I will still eat your face."

Teacher: which vegetable makes your eyes water? Student: Any vegetable. Teacher: How? Student: Just rub any vegetable in your eyes and see what happens.

What did the apple say to the pear? Fred, you are going insane and i'm getting a divorce.

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