Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

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Tunechi

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

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Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

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What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

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What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

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Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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