- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

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