What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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ure mama's so fat

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Gay republicans

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What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

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what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

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a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

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Lil Wayne

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Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

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what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

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Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

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That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

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Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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