Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

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What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

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Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

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What do you call a half man half manatee? A manatee

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a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

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A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs __(___ |____| O O -

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Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, now that i think of it, roses come in many colors And violets are actually violet in color, thus the name

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Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

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Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

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What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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