- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

Wanna hear a joke? no

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Face...tastes like chicken!

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

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