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Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

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