- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

What do we call Osama? Osama

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

What does? 42

Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

What do you call a half man half manatee? A manatee

The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

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