Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

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kathryn atkins

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What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

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What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

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I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

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roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

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Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

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How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

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Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

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A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

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What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

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What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

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Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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taking out the trash... at night

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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