A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

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Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

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What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

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my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

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If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

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what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

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Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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