- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

Donald Trump

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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