- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

What's worse than failing a test Drowning

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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