- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

HELLO EVERYONE

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

Q: knok knok A: Im home

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

What comes after Friday? A ?.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

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