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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bus crashes and everybody dies.

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

Chuck Norris is so strong, he can probably lift more than 80 pounds

Q: What did the donkey say to the man? A: "Hello there, sir." it was later discovered the man was tripping on the hallucinogen LSD. Later on the man plummeted to his death after being convinced that he was a pterodactyl, and jumping off of a cliff.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there could be several reasons. The sight of another chicken, its wondering imagination, but because chickens cannot speak, therefore, can never know the true answer.

what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

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