- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

hey guys im gay

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

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