- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

Ring Ring Hello? Click

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

what did one computer say to the other .........

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Sir, your wife is dead

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