Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

Male leadership.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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