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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

Diarrhea

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

Stop Iran! We need the money.

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