i put a oie in the oven, it baked

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star wars kid

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make me a sandwich! what kind?

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Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

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Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

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Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

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Hey Shea

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What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

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hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

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Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

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How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

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What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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