- Anti Joke

I have a black friend that recently went to the doctor for a full checkup. I saw him today, and he we was dressed to the nines in a very expensive suit. "What's with the suit," I asked. "My doctor told me I'm impotent! So I thought, if I'm going to be impotent, then it'll be harder to attract a long term mate without the ability to give her children someday. So I've decided to showcase my impeccable taste in style to make up for it." He seemed really bummed out, so I gave him a hug and we went and had some ice cream.

it smells like up dog in here. whats that?

What is orange and annoying? A purple potato.

What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

what happens when you shoot a piece of soup It dies

A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

So a penguin walks into a bar. Penguin's have been affected by global warming so much that they decide to drink away as they near their final hours.

A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a dyslexic man walked his god.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.