What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Hi im a joke i eat turtles

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Why did the blond fall down? She died.

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What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

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How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

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How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

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why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

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Kid: "Tell me about when you were young, Grandpa." Grandpa: "Oh, sonny, those were crazy times. My friends and I were out of control. We used to give each other wet-willies and funny arm. We'd play dandy-balls and legs-a-spread and penis-butt." Kid: "Sounds kind of gay, Grandpa. " Grandpa: "It was gay. Everyone was. But, back then, we were called pole-fancies. It was real, good old-fashioned "grab the nearest tree and hold on for dear life" gay, not today's fancy, featherbed, thread-count gay. People got hurt back then! Kid "That's gay." Grandpa: "Yeah, it was pretty gay "

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Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's the difference between a lamp?

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

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Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

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What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

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How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

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Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

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What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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