The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

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What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

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three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

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how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

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Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

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Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

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roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

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A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

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what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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