- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

A woman stopped making sandwiches.

What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

What's white and horny? A unicorn

Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

One day a man was out fishing in the lake. Suddenly, there was a huge fish pulling his fishing pole so hard it almost broke. Luckily, he managed to pull the fish into his boat. It was the biggest fish he had ever caught and he brought it home for his family to see. They were all very proud.

why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

roses are red, violets are blue when ever l flush the toilet i think of you

why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

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