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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

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