- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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