- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

Small Penis.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

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