Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

thumb_up thumb_down

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

thumb_up thumb_down

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

thumb_up thumb_down

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

thumb_up thumb_down

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

thumb_up thumb_down

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

thumb_up thumb_down

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

thumb_up thumb_down

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

thumb_up thumb_down

Chris Bosh's neck

thumb_up thumb_down

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

thumb_up thumb_down

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

thumb_up thumb_down

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

thumb_up thumb_down

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

thumb_up thumb_down

woman's rights

thumb_up thumb_down

A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

thumb_up thumb_down

* anti-punchline

thumb_up thumb_down

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

thumb_up thumb_down

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

thumb_up thumb_down

A black, jew, mexican, and american are on the boat. The boat begins to sink. As an idea, they all throw stuff off the boat to try to stay afloat. The black throws off cotton, the jew throws off yamakas, and the mexican throws off sombreros. Then, the american throws off the mexican because there are too many in his country. The mexican drowns. The boat still sinks and the american goes to hell while the other go to heaven.

thumb_up thumb_down

Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

thumb_up thumb_down

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the farmer let him out, and he found a road to cross!

thumb_up thumb_down

How many feet are in a yard? It depends how many people are in the yard.

thumb_up thumb_down

Why did the man die when he saw the light? It was a strobe light and he died from an epileptic seizure

thumb_up thumb_down

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops