- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

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Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

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