- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

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