What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

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joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

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So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

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If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

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whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

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A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

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"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

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That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

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A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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