- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

What rhymes with milk...milf

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

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