- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

What's long and black The unemployment line

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Hey how is your wife and my kids

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

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