- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Women's Rights

What's upside down? umop apisdn

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

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Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

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