What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

knock knock come in

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

Link ate ink to make him sink.

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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