Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

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What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

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a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

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What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

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What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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Whay lawrence pearson ir r8 gay

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

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Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

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A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

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Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

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What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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