Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

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what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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