Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

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A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

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Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

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What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

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whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

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A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

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A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

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What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

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There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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