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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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