What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

A muslim walks out of a plane.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

Anti Joke

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