Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

There once was this guy and he fell down

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

Fat? Jesse Z

Anti Joke

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