- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Want to hear a Joke? No.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

A blonde walks into a bar. She just graduated university and thought she would celebrate with a beer.

Roses are red violets are blue, your library book is overdue, and if you dont pay the fine...i'll punch you in the mouth.

how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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