Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

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steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheelchair

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

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A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm. Being raped. What's worse than being raped. Being raped twice. What's worse than being raped twice. Biting into your apple and finding a worm then throwing away that apple, retrieving another apple them biting into it and finding another worm then being raped twice. In the same 5 minutes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a car.

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how many babies does it take o paint a house depends on how hard you throw them

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How many Jews can you fit in a Car? 2 in the front seat 3 in the back seat 5 in the trunk and a couple thousand in the Ashtray -WSS Gaming

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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who's specky and stinks of shit? josh moran

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Man walks into Malaysian Airlines "Hey, can I have the next flight to--" "This is our only policy! You pay the fare we pick the where."

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Jimmy comes home from school one day and goes to his mother. "Mommy, guess what?" "What?" "I had sex with my teacher today!" Naturally after hearing such news the mother gets appalled and tells her husband. "Well, that's my boy" he says "Now that your a man Jimmy we're going to go out and get some drinks tonight be ready in a half an hour." So they arrive at the local bar "Wait here son, you can sit down and save us a table and I'll go get the drinks ok?" "No dad I think I'll stand" "..why? What's the matter son?" "My butt hurts"

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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What do you call a man in front of three trains that have explosives tied to them and that are making amazingly loud noises? An idiot who obviously can't identify danger and probably had a childhood injury that cause his life to be ruined forever most likely cause by an evil uncle.

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How many pencils does it take to get an A on a test? Actually it takes knowledge.

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