What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

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Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

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Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

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I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

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What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

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What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

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Jesus Christ

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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