Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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Steve Jobs is alive.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

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Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

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What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

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"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

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6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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Why did the blond fall down? She died.

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Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

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Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

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A man is talking to his friend. The man suddenly picks up a banana. He says "hello anybody there?" The banana says "yes." After a while of conversing, the man suddenly puts the banana down in a sad type of way. The man then says to his friend "I'm sorry, but your sun has just died in horrible accident.

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Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

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