How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

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Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

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What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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