A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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A: Knock Knock B: 7

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ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

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a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

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A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

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Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

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Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

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Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

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Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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Whats funny? Your face.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

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