What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

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how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

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Hi, this is Luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

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A man walks into a bar and sees another man crying at the other end he asked what's wrong the man replies well its a long story I have time replyed the other man ok well me and my wife are always arguing. So I divided to go to the library after hours of reading I see a book about history and as im reading it its time to go home and when I was going to check it out I forgot my library card I get home and me and my wife make up and have a baby thats not bad at all said the other man yea you've never lost ur library card

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

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I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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