why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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There were three soap salesmen in a bar. They were comparing how good they were at selling their wares. "I'm so good that I sell 60% of my soap bars each day," says the first salesman, bragging. The second one wasn't to be outdone. "I'm so good that I sell 80% of my soap bars," he declared. The last salesmen, who, up to the moment had been relatively quiet, suddenly said in a calm and collected manner, "Oh that's nothing. I'm so good that I sell all of my soap bars each day."

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

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Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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Guess What??? Ur Murr

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

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Anti Joke

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