Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

A pope meets another one

Who does creatine? James Cornish

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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