Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

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Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

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what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

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- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

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One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde got angry and called the cops, who proceeded to come and arrest him.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

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why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

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Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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My Nan, that is all.

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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knock knock Dave's not here.

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Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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