- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

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