- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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