Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

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Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

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what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

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Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

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whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

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What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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