Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

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roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

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yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

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What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

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You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

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Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

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Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

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Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

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Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

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Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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