- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

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