- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

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