- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My Nan, that is all.

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

knock knock Dave's not here.

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

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