- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

Women's Rights

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

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