What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when we're chased by bears.

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What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

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A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

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What did the the man, the dog, and the psychiatrist talk about? The man's childhood experience losing his pet as a contributer to his symptoms of psychosis.

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who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

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What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

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Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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