why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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Why didn't he finish his

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Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

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how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

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the power to turn magnetism into light

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

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There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

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what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

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Kameron Brown is gay.

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What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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