- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

Why didn't he finish his

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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