- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... hayroll crickets Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

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YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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