- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

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