roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

kieran is a homosexual

There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

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