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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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