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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

A drunk guy walks into a car

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

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