ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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What did a boy dying from cancer get for Christmas? The news that his cancer progressed and he would soon die. He underwent a surgery that got rid of the cancer and he was cured. He ran out of the hospital in excitement and got hit by a bus. He recovered slowly, but lived. By this time it was June and his birthday, he returned to school later that year. He got called fat and committed suicide.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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I'm hungry.

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Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

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Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

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A man was shot. He died.

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

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What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

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if you can read this you dont' need glasses

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