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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

womens rights.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

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Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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