- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

Charlie Sheen is winning

Sarah Palin's political campaign

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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