what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

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gay pom...

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

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What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

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I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

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Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey! Got any grapes?" The man then realized he was hallucinating because ducks are unable to speak proper english.

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Anti Joke

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