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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

Why are white people white? I don't know

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

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