I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

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Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

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Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

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What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

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A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

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A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

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