- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

Yanter, Look it up

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

Im taking a shit right now.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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