- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

Adam Chebali is awesome

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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