- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

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