SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

The FCC

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

girls basketball

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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