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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

Neither have I

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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