1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

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Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

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A man did not like this site

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

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Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

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A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

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A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

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Womans baksetball...

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

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Hello.

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What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

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Guess what? That is actually a ridiculously broad question, and I can be referring to anything. You really have no chance in guessing "what" is. As a matter of fact, I can just be thinking about a thought of something else, which is not even a concrete thing. Therefore, you really have no chance of guessing what "what" actually is. So I win. You lose.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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