- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

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