- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

Racial Equality

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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