- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

What does two plus two equal? 4

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

the economy.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

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