What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

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What's worse than failing a test Drowning

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

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If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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