What does two plus two equal? 4

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Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

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What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

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Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

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What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

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What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

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The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

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What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

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Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

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Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

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What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

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Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

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Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

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What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

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roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

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How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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