Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

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How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

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So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

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How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

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how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

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Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

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Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

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Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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