- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

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