- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

Go away still nothing to see

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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