Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

I wrote a funny joke.

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

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