- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Black people in Camden NJ.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

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