Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

What's your blood type? Red.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

salad days!

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

I have read the terms and conditions

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...