what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

What's big and long? My dick.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Women's professional sports

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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