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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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