- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

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