A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

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How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

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What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

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Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

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Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

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A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

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Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

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Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

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Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

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What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

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What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

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how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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How High is a Chinese man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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