Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Womans baksetball...

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

i like turtles

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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