Micheal Curran...that is all.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

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How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

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hi jonny

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

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"Knock knock" Come in!

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How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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Anti Joke

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