- Anti Joke

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.