- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

Link ate ink to make him sink.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Trump will make America great again.

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

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