A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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What did the you know what screw this I'm sick of making these stupid jokes there all the same. Hang on hang on What did the pirate do to the dog yes This style of joking is so different I'm going to be a famous comedian oh wait there's a whole bloody website full of these. O look another one and another one and another one that knife over there looks really nice right now

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There was once a Polish man who was extremely sad with life because people always made fun of him. He decided to do something about it. He sat down to contemplate the situation, and after a few hours, he thought, "I have never seen anyone making fun of Italians. So, if I start talking and behaving like them, no one will be able to make out that I am Polish and make fun of me." He went into isolation for three months and after a lot of practice, he walked confidently into a shop and said, "I am a very hungry. Give me some pepperoni and zucchini." Immediately, the man behind the counter said "Are you Polish?" This guy was taken aback and he repeated his request. The man behind the counter said, "Are you Polish or not?" This man was finally very ashamed and amazed at the shop owner's discerning ability and so he admitted to the fact after which he asked, "But how did you know?" The shopkeeper replied, "My grandmother was Polish. I could tell by your accent."

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three mexicans walk into a bar... the bartender says get the fuck out!

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what did i do after u pinched me? i killed everyone

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

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Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

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Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

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id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

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Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

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WNBA

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What is green and slow Grass.

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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Anti Joke

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