- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Cripples are lame.

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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