what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

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How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

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What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

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My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

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What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

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Teacher: Pop quiz time class. Sally, what year did we first land on the moon? Sally: It was 1969. Teacher: That is correct. Larry, who killed JFK? Larry: What? I didn't do it, I wasn't even born yet! Teacher: Just answer the question Larry: But sir, I swear I would never do that. You have to believe me. Teacher: Larry, you're an idiot

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what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

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Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

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What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

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what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

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What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

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What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

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How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

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You think I'm pretty without any makeup boy..... Let's bang.

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Why did the women sleep in the kitchen. Due to the poverty levels of her area of residence, sub-sahara Africa, she, her 7 children and 3 orphaned nephews lived in one ram shackled room with a corrugated iron roof which served as a multi-purpose kitchen, bedroom, lounge and greeting area.

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. Johnny runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his? hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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