What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

One, two, three, four and five

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

European on my shoes, buddy.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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