A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs __(___ |____| O O -

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

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yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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Useful Information: *2+2=5 *4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

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Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

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why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

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Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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homosexual rights to marriage

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

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Anti Joke

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