- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

One, two, three, four and five

hey hey apple

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

antonio has a penis head.lol

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