What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

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Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

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1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

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hi joshua

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some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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My jeans

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Fucked thinking zero out of sub level -1 I hate Black Mexican Jews Born in China! But that does not make me a racist! I insist I am not a racist, there exists only two of them and they are both assholes... ...Or is that racist? :S NeroMetal: The ONLY Moralman aka the most pointless man in history not the "leader of Neronist whatever fuck I raped and killed that Faqq0t murderer, no fucking "Church Of Nero" There is no code embedded here... ...Or is that racist?:S

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

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what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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Where do you go when you die? Nowhere

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

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What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

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