- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

Casey Anthony kills a baby

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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