- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

George W. Bush

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

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