- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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