Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

what did jacob say to coach a joke

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

Some potential names for Justin Beiber's next album: Headache Wailing and Screaming Eardrum Rapist Anger Half Price Indescribable Out of Print April Fools The Sounds of Hell Torture Ear Basher

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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