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What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

hey guys im gay

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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