What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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