A American seeking into mexico

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

civil rights

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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