Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

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What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

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Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

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What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

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knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

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Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

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Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

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You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

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I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

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What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

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what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

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chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

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Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

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What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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