'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Massie is a fatass

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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