- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

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why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

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