- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

Your're racist.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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