What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

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Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

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A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

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How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

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If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

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You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

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What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

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How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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