- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

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What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

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