a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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im not black, im Joseph Kony

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

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A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

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Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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