Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

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How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

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Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

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The cream, it is coming

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

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Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

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A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

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When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

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Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

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A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

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Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

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sky silverstein

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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