Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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