- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Massie is a fatass

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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