- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

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