- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

What's under the first mate? The second mate.

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

you gay?

kill yourself....with a cigarette

Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

Q: What do you call an orange if it isn't orange? A: Nothing. Chances are you won't see it until it has ripened.

FRED CLEAN YOUR ROOM! Ok mom, I'm done "Nothing is cleaned" Well.. I tried

Why are women always wrong? Well, depending on the factors of IQ of said women, location and date, said time period of always can be deemed in every circumstance as incorrect to say the least, and derogatory. These days said derogatory actions are punishable by law.

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