- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

What's better than being rich? Not living in Kenya.

A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

Why did the cow cross the road? The slaughter yard was on the other side!

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

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