- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

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