A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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