Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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#IHateHashtags

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What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

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*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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Justin with a hat.

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Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

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Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

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What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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