- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

These jokes don't have punchlines.

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what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

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