Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

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Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

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Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

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Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

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You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

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Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

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Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

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What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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Anti Joke

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