- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

Why did the squirrel cross the... Squash

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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