- Anti Joke

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

Nero, sure you are okay?

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

yay for the idiot that posted "whats white, sticky and yummy? milk". WTF dude? milk has never been sticky and good at the same time and its never going to be. infact, ive never known milk to be sticky, maybe after such a long period of being spoiled the milk becomes somewhat sticky, but your attempt at creating a perverted joke that wasnt in anyway funny or even close to being correct was so poor i feel the need to post this and hope you read it and decide returning to school would be beneficial to the rest of your life. I guarantee everyone who reads your post about milk being sticky is thinking something pretty similar to what i am.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He orders a beer with two cubes of ice. The bartender ask why does he want two cubes of ice. The guy doesn't answer. He finishes his beer and proceeds to go home safely because he was not intoxicated.

A man walks into a bar He is now in the emergency room suffering from deep lacerations to the forehead as well as a bloody nose.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

So the priest took the 6 year old boy into the confessional...and He told him to say 3 Hail Mary's.

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney Loves you.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

If two blondes had a kid it would probably be a blonde because two recessive chromosomes have a higher chance of showing than one dominant gene.

Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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