- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hats better than a stick? A stone

Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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