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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

A van drives into a car.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

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