- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

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