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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

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