Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Men's rights

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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