Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

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What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

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Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

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What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

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How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

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A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

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What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

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What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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