Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

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when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

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What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

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Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

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there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

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What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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Weaner

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Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

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What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

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wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

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What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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