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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

Diarrhea

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

Casey Anthony kills a baby

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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