- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Diarrhea

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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