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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

Knock knock. Whos there? Death. You will die in the next 12 hours from terminal cancer.

whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

A man died and went to heaven. Luckily, he was resuscitated by a trained medical professional, and after a stern warning from his doctor, he lost weight, limited the cholesterol in his diet, and went on to live a very happy and healthy life.

What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

What's a group of people that has an N, an I, two Gs, an E and an R that have no souls? Gingers.

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

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