- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

Beka has AIDS

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

You know what's funny? Rape

Whay lawrence pearson ir r8 gay

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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