- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

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