Women outside of the kitchen.

Kevin and Ramin

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

robin, get in the car.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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