- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

No antijoke here.

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

9/11

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

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