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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

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