- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

Women's professional sports

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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