How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

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the bible

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his forehead. Why did the little boy have a frog stapled to his forehead? Because Johnny just can't drive. Why can't Johnny drive? He has no arms and legs. Why does Johnny have no arms and legs? Cause Johnny is a potato! Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? Because he got ran over by a bus. But who was driving the bus? Johnny the potato!

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

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What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

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A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

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flink geit, nei ikkke kneck bena hans jeh er på "forgiftnings avdelingen" third flor deen ask arund I mena i am the ønly guy in the world named Angelo Nero, so ull find me, srsly, got some ritalin on u? Do not respond, u know am not into drugz, but i waanna stay awak, get the detailz, remembeeer if you kicke his nuts, you get paid, if not go back. God jobb gutta, seriøst, kaffipiller ritalin, stimulanter? Not opiats, come with my phon so i can fuuk this netwerk,.. Ps: Okay break his leg, but ust one, hurry up remembr, cut his tungue (it grows bak jes) then tell dem you save him, you can be heroews, goat, tell fingern that when im bak, we are takin a trip on da limo, galz included becuz Mr.Black is the gentz. NO MOR REPLYES whre u? I want my phone not answrs her. Nero is a fucking demoppsn

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Why was the man sad? His brother died.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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were you expecting a joke

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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