What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

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One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

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Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

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Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

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How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

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If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

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Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

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What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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