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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

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