- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chick Norris... Enough said

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

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Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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