- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

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