- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

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