How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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Sorry, I need to take care of business up here, it is for the best that we do not communicate for a while, suspicions are going to be flaring up all over the place You better keep your head low, the place with the code-name "The Kings Throne" was under attack, but as you might know, its not what it used to be, you should all leave Point Zero in 3-4 hours when the dust has settled. Personally I suspect it is someone from the past, yes rivals, but according to the information nobody that knows who "The Nero" is, so as you can already tell, you and I are in equal danger until this is resolved. I promise to call you someday

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Dead babies can't paint.

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What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

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:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

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What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

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Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

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What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

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what did one computer say to the other .........

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what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

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Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

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What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

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What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

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How do you make a man cry? you torture him

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A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

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