How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

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Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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haha black people :D

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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