- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

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