- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

A man did not like this site

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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