A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

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What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

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Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

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Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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