How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

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Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

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A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

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A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

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NEVER

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How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

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What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

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Sex

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Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Knock knock, COME IN!

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What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

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What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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