- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

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