- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

Your girlfriend.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

What's up? Your time.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

Who is big and stupid My brother

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

Matthew Wyckoff

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