What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

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autistic kids rock

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

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You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

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What did the fat man do? He fell over...

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

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What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

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Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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