- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

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