What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

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