What if I told you.....potatoe

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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CHORGLUND

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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hi

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A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

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Dwight Howard

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

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knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

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What is short and yellow? Most Asians

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I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

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Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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