Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

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So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

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what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

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How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

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What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

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what came first the chicken or the chips

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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