josh sucks polish adams dick

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

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Why didn't the young child commiserate the death of his grandparents after they were simultaneously crippled by a tremendous avalanche whilst skiing? He didn't exist.

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Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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what looks like a banana? a penis

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

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Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

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a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

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knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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