- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

what are you mike bibby?

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

Two construction workers are working on the final floor of what will soon be the worlds tallest building. The first turns to the other and says: "Hey tom can you throw me a three quarters hex wrench? i think my set is metric." the second guy turns around and says: "yea, here you go."

What's one plus one? 2. Two legit, two legit to quit, hey, hey... What's one plus two? 3. Easy as abc, 123, abc, baby you and me. What's one plus three? 4. hes a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow.

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