- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

Seriosly. too much sex again?

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

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