- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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