- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

Small Penis.

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

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