Long joke Your such a downey

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What's big and purple? Barney

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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You are joking right?

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

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Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

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What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

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why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

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What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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