- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

Do you want to hear a joke? No.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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