- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

You had better thumbs up this post.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

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