What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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Why didn't he finish his

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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the power to turn magnetism into light

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There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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