A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

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Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

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I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

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Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

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How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

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What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

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whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

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what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

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Charlie Sheen is winning

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

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What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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