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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

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If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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