- Anti Joke

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

kennah campion when she talks

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Neither did she.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.