- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

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