A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

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A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

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what is the difference between jelly and jam? jelly is smoother where jam has chunks of fruit in it...... and i cant jelly my penis down your throat

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What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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