- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Knock Knock.

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

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