Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

Knock knock knock OCD

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

black chicken. kfc

E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

Nobody cares maddie!

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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