A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

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Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

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Is your refrigerator running? No.

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How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

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How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

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Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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