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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... hayroll crickets Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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