A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

So a Jewish, Hispanic, and Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "aren't you tired of this?"

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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