My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

Call of Duty Infinite Warfare

knock knock Dave's not here.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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