- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

What comes after Friday? A ?.

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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