- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

You are joking right?

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

The Labour Party.

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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