How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

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I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

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2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

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What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

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A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

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a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

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What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

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What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

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a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

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A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. But the day before the championship the dog died.

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Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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