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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken saw some potential food across the street.

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

What happened when the Mexican lays his head on a pillow? He falls asleep

once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

What did the doctor say to the obese person? You have diabetes.

Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

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