- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

haha black people :D

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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