Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

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Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

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Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

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What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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The FCC

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What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

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What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

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Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

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Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

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"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

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A miserable man committed suicide.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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