Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

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Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

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Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

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How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

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Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

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Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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