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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

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