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What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

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Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.