- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

Donald Trump

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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