- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

knock knock who's there? your destiny

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

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