- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

A baby seal walks into a club.

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

first

What do you call a fat kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

2 boy once went to a party. One boy dared the other to suck all the helium out of a balloon. Today this boy is know as Justin Bieber

I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??