- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

what are you mike bibby?

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

If you're happy and you know it get a life

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

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