What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't realize how annoying it is.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

What is the funniest joke in the world? Written.

The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

What did Batman tell Robin when they got to Gotham City? -Robin, we got to Gotham City.

You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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