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What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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