- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Doctor B: Doctor who? A: Doctor Johnson, i'm here to check up on you. How's the medication going? B: It's going well thank you, it's working. A: That's very good to hear. Hope you recover soon. B: Thank you!

Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

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