- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

womens rights.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

So a horse walks into a barn.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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