We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

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How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

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A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

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If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

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NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

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Ben Corbishley

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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