- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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What's brown an sticky Shit

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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