Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

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What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

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Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

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What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

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What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

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don't read this

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why the fuck he crossed the road, I don't know what he is thinking.

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Two fish are in a tank. One asks the other, "How do you drive this thing?"

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Why did Timmy start a fire? Because Timmy was a derranged phycopath

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

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What did one computer say to the other? 01001111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011 0100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 0100000 01101001 01110011 0100000 01101111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011

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uhyuyuyhyuuuhuyuhh rice crispies

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Whats grosser than a bloody hand? 2 bloody hands.

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Robert Muldoon: "Clever girl..." Velociraptor: "I appreciate your compliment, but I will still eat your face."

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Teacher: which vegetable makes your eyes water? Student: Any vegetable. Teacher: How? Student: Just rub any vegetable in your eyes and see what happens.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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