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Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

Do you want to hear a joke? No.

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

So a bar walks into a man...

A praying mantis is very graceful

Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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