- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

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