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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

How High is a Chinese man

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

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