- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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