* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Whay lawrence pearson ir r8 gay

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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