What do you call a black man in church? Religious

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

A Chinese man fails a math test

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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