what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

robin, get in the car.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

Gustavo Andrade

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

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