A man on his 21st birthday walks into a bar. He orders a piña colada. The bartender then replies "Sorry we do not sell piña coladas here." In disappointment, the man decides to order a different alcoholic drink and later becomes an alchoic for 20 years until he breaks his obsession and remarries his wife and has 5 kids. He then had a great life and died at age 92. He will be missed by his wife and children.

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks what he'd like. The man says something funny, but you kinda had to be there.

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Whats the Difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A Pile of dead babies is basically useless

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A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

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what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

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What did the white guy say when a black man punched him? Ow, i am sueing for assault. that is a crime

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Ludwig van Beethoven, John Coltrane, John Lennon, and Justin Bieber are out for lunch at a taco stand. The owner calls the police, and Justin Bieber is arrested for digging up corpses.

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What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

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like this or you will die at some point in your life

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't give you time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

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A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

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What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

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What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

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Anti Joke

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