A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

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What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

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What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

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You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

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why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

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How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

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Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

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Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

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What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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