What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

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What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

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There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

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How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

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james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

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Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

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Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

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What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

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Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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Do you want icecream, Björn?

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Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

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What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

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whats white and sticky? a white stick

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

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Can anyone Lenin money?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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