- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

Black people.

Chuck Norris.

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

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