What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

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WILLYS

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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Hats better than a stick? A stone

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If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

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Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

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Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

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How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

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have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

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Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

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I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

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Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

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Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

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Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

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Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

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How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

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A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

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Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

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What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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