- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

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