What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

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A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

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Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

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How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

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A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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