What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

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Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

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what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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