- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

taking out the trash... at night

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

What is the difference?

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

kathryn atkins

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

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