- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

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How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

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