- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

womens rights

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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