What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Approximately 500 lbs

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Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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