awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

mitchell palmer sucks

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

You want to hear a joke? Republican

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

whats gay and american? a gay american

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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