- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

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if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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