A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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