You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

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DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

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What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

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Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

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A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

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What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

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How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

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why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

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Jovan

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roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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