Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

The diamond one below is hilarious.

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

I like that, but why am I happy?

Women's professional sports

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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