What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

I enjoy Popcorn

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

You should read the Terms of Service.

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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