Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

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What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

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What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

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Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

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And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

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Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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