- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did John name his dog? Doggy

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

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