what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

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Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

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What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

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A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

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What do you call a black person born in America? American.

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Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

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Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

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Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

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What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

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Anti Joke

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