white or wheat? wheat please.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

whats gay and american? a gay american

Penis chickens

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What is funnier than 24 69

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

so the weather's nice...

How do you scare a black man? You dont

The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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