What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

If the 49ers won the superbowl

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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