catlin: hi Thomas: shut up bich 12 assssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssl;

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Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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ever tried african food? they neither

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

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why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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Half life 3 confirmed

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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