- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

who is really lanky? james cornish

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

Pain Olympics.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

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