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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: y does obama keep raising gas prices A: he dosent want anyone to be able to drive to the poles in november

How do you tell the difference between a white family, and an albino black family? The albino black family suffers from a lack of pigmentation, while the white family just has a naturally pale skintone.

What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

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