- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

AIDS

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

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