Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

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How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

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so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

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poopy is poopy

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Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

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What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

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A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

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Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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#Getweird

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

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