what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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