- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

What does two plus two equal? 4

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

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