- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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womans rights...

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

you see theres this guy.

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

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