Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

I like school Said no one ever.

homosexual rights to marriage

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

Manchester City

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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