- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

Smeg...

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Obama lin Baden.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

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