What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

how do you win a game try your best

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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