- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

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