- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mormon walks into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

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