a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

whatdumb and gay stewart price

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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