- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

my egg roll

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

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