Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

My dog barks when someones at the door.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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