what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

someone called someone else a frog

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

Your're racist.

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

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