- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

I'm hungry.

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

A man was shot. He died.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

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