- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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