- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

Happy Monday!

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

How do you make a snake blink? You can't

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

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