Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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