How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

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What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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Neither did she.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

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What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

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Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

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How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

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Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

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what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

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Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

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Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

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An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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