- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

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