Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

Knock knock. Get out!!

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

knock knock come in

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

The cream, it is coming

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

Link ate ink to make him sink.

Your mother is so fat, that she was instructed by her doctor to go on a low carbohydrate, high protein diet to reduce the risk of heart disease later in life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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