- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Long joke Your such a downey

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

Reading the Terms and Conditions

You are joking right?

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

What's big and purple? Barney

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

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