- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Caramel Boing.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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