Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

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Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

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You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

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it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

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Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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