- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

What fires shots? A gun

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

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