What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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