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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

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