- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

read me write me

Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

i had sex.

Beka has AIDS

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

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