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Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

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Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

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Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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Link ate ink to make him sink.

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autsim

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Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

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Women's Rights

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What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

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A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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aodhan hearty

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My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

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A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

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A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

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Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

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Who wants water? I do.

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What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

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What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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