1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

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Why are white people white? I don't know

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Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

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A man walks into a bar. Sup.

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Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

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Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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