What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

SHUT UP JP

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

kennah campion when she talks

the economy.

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

aodhan hearty

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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