Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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A gay man watches football.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

Roses are red.

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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