Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

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What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

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Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

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What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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No soup for you!

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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What did John name his dog? Doggy

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A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

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Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

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what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

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Neither have I

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

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What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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