- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

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