- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

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