Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Doctor, doctor, i feel like a pair of curtains. Well I'm going to refer you to a mental institute and forward this meeting to a specialist due to the schizophrenic attitude and belief you have. However, I will have to ask you to come back in tomorrow or later today for further tests as to why you feel this way. This is highly abnormal and should be fixed immediately. Another further concerns please contact me asap.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

thumb_up thumb_down -27

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Take wrong turns

thumb_up thumb_down -27

My children are mistakes

thumb_up thumb_down -27

What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

thumb_up thumb_down -27

A: Knock Knock B: 7

thumb_up thumb_down -27

A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

What kind of drugs should you take when you are too stressed? Fabulous secret magic drugs, makes all your problems go away... TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! Warning: When you take drugs, you are taking a very big DRUG.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -29

red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

thumb_up thumb_down -29

I <3 Hitler

thumb_up thumb_down -29

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

thumb_up thumb_down -29

What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

thumb_up thumb_down -29

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops