- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

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How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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