- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

A lot eh?

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

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