Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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autistic kids rock

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Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

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Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

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What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

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A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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