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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

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