Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

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You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

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A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

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#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

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What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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What is my name? I dont know

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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