Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

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Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

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Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

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Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

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A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

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what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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