Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

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Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

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What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

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roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

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Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

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a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

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What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

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who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

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what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

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can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

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roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

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That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

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Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

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Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

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My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

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Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Why did the fish fly It didn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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