What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

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Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

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There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

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Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

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A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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