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What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

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What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

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Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

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Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

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Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

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What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

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What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

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A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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