A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

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knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

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This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

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Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

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What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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why did you poop because you are a poop

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Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

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What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

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What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

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What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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Pigachu is a Porkemon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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