- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

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