What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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homosexual rights to marriage

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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Democracy.

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why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

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you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his forehead. Why did the little boy have a frog stapled to his forehead? Because Johnny just can't drive. Why can't Johnny drive? He has no arms and legs. Why does Johnny have no arms and legs? Cause Johnny is a potato! Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? Because he got ran over by a bus. But who was driving the bus? Johnny the potato!

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What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

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Three baby seals walk into a club...

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PENIS

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What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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Anti Joke

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