- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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