Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

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Why did the blond fall down? She died.

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knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde got angry and called the cops, who proceeded to come and arrest him.

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a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

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How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

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What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

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You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

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why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

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Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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Knock knock. Its open.

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Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

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a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

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Knock, Knock Come in

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Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

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