- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

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