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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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