- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

How do you stop a rhino from charging? An ak-47

Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the fried chicken restaurant... BAWK BAWK cannibal

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

Today i saw 2 midgets walking.........now there hanging together.....in a tree.....by there necks,,,,...............I f***n hate midgets

If i knew people where coming i would have trimed my antlers

What do you say to a dead man who knocks on your door? Nothing, you shoot him cause he's a zombie

What is orange and annoying? A purple potato.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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