- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

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