- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

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