He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

womans rights...

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

watch me nae nae

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

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