- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

So a seal walks into a club.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

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