- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

Neither did she.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

I wrote a funny joke.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

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