No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

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do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

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To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

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what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

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What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

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I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

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TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

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I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

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