Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

The New York Giants

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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