- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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