- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Death by kayak

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

Andoni was here

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

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