tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

What's stupid a light bulb.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

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