- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

Detroit has a low crime rate

Dislike if you are a prostitute

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

A lot eh?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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