- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

You know what's funny? You got AIDs

whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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