- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

ever tried african food? they neither

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

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