- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

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