why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

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What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

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Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

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Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

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What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

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A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

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Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

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why did your mum die young because she had canser

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

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What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

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wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

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why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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