why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

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Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

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What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

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Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

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Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

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I enjoy Popcorn

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

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Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

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Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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You should read the Terms of Service.

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someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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