Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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