why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

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Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

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Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

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Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

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Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

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Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

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What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

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What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

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After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

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You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

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What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

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12 in general

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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