Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

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why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

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A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

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What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

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What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

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Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

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The lion swallowed his pride.

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Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

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Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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