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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

A miserable man committed suicide.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

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