Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

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why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

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Penis

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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Guide on how to make the color yellow for yourself! First, you grab green, and then you remove all the blue... AND YELLOW COLOR GET! While you are reading this I am fingering your sister... WHAAAAT? She is only a baby you say? Well... Moral: Ugh... The ending was so wrong in so many ways... I should totally rewrite this and call it EXTENDED DIRECTORS EDITION... I cant bother... Oren The laroM naM! OR !naM laroM ehT oreN So anyway, Christiaaaans, its ask and you shall receive right? Virgin Mary is not virgin anymore because I asked if you know what I mean... ;) NOW FIRE THE STORM OF RED THUMBS MWAHAHAHAHAHA I AM THE HORSEMEN OF THE APOCALPYSE! I AM THE RED DRAGON.... OR EVEN WORSE... I AM THE DARK LORD SANTA!!!!!! Nevermind, ugh... Santa is just too disgusting, sorry, I meant Satan, phew, thats a relief on my concience... I should probably take my finger out of your sister... ...And insert the GREAT BIGGUS DICKUS! Your sister only two years? Ugh... Well, SHE WILL GROW INTO IT... Ugh, I dont wanna post this, but I bet Ryu sometimes dont want to go HADOUUUUKEEEEEEN Just so a slow projectile takes of like 2 percent of his enemies life... SO... One TWO TH... Oh wait, I must solvemedia first. Ice to meet you? Thats pathetic.

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Meh, I dont want it anymore! You take it!

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How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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