Whats brown and smells bad poo

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What's clear and looks like water? Water.

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why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

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Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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Poker? I barely even know her.

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Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

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Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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