What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

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What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

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What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

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Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

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How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

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A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

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Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

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Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

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You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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