- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

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What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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