- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Hats better than a stick? A stone

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

my penis

your brother so fine that hes skinney

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

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