what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

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Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

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Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

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What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

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Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

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What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

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Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

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What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

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