- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

who is gay wit mon james cornish

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

I don't get it

Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

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