- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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