- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

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