What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

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what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

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what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

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A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

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What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

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Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

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What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

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Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

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Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

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How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

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I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

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Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

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Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you know what time it is? Because I don't wanna be late for class and if you told the time, it will surely help me because I'll be able to arrive early at my class not to mention it would greatly improve my punctuality efforts to help me pass the class this semester. Geez, I remember back in middle school there was a guy name Billy Jones and he used to always be late for class. His name was Billy but we called him Bill. Bill was his nickname but his real name was Billy. Anyways, he was always late for class because he would always make the best barbecue ribs in town.... (45 minutes later...) ....and I told Bill, "Man, if you were to just ask what time it was it would greatly help you in arriving to class early." And he was was like "I know but..."And then I cut him off and I said "But nothing. I don't care what kind of barbecue ribs you make, you just can't do that." So there I was, me and him, sitting down and .... (3 hours later...) ...it was awesome. Boy, I remember back in the early 90's when I was at elementary school, it was a stormy weather and we had to go to class. That's when I met Clarissa. She was a really nice girl and I remember there was a time when... (to be continued....)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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