- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

antonis sister is mighty fine

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

women's rights.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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