Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

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Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

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What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

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Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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How do you drown a fish? You don't...

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

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Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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