Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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