Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

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What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

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Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

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Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

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Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

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A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

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when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

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What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

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What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

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what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

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Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

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Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

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I don't get it

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Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

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Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

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