hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

Charlie Sheen is winning

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

civil rights

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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