- Anti Joke

Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.