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A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Hi.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

that wall over there ->

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?