Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

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A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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why do mexicans get made fun of

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

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How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

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Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

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Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

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What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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