- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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