- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

I like that, but why am I happy?

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

No

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

one stop shop

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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