- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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