- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

SKnock Knock. Whose there? Why don't you open the door and find out instead of questioning the millions of other people that knock on your door everyday?

whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

Will you please answer one question for me? "Yes" Thank you. -walk away-

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