- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

1+2 = 6

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

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