- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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