How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

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Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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alert('The Game')

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

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Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

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I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

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What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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