- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

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