- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

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Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

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If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

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