This boy. We shall call him George. George was skating down the street when he passed the market. George stopped and looked in when he saw this SWEET pair of shoes! They were priced for 20 bucks. So George rushed home and went to his dad who was mowing the lawn. "DAD DAD!" "what?" The dad said. "I FOUND THESE SWEET PAIR OF SHOES! Can you lend me 20 bucks?" His dad shook his head and George ran inside the house and went up to his mom who was washing the dishes. "Mom can you lend me 20 bucks for these sweet shoes?" His mom just looked at him funny and said, "No". Angry, George set off upstairs to his sister's room who was on the computer. "Sis can you lend me...." "GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!" She slammed the door in his face. George sighed and went to his room. But before he got to his door, he saw a 20 dollar bill on the floor. He picked it up and rushed to the store. Once he got the shoes he ran back home to his dad. "Dad DAD! Look at these.." He stopped and saw his dad that was under the lawnmower dead. George shrugged and went inside to his mom. "Mom mom! Look at these...." He stopped and saw that his mom was stuffed in the dishwasher, dead. George sighed and ran upstairs to show his sis. "Hey sis look at...." She was found with her head in the computer screen, dead. So George sighed and walked down to the living room. He plumped on the couch and wondered about how his family died. Then there was a knock on the door. George hesitated. It knocked again. He got up and went to the door. Opened it and out stood a penguin. He stared at the penguin. "What do you want?!" The penguin stared back. What did he say?????? Nothing penguins can't talk.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

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Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

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whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

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How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

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whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

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whatdumb and gay stewart price

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

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Jamie Oliver eats a chip

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Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

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Colin is gay but toasters are not

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If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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