- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

Why did the squirrel cross the... Squash

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