What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

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I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

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Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

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What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

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Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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blargen fa-diddle nachen!

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Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

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What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

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1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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