- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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