Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

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What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

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why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

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Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

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Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

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So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

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The cream, it is coming

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

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Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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