A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

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what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

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what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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the bible

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his forehead. Why did the little boy have a frog stapled to his forehead? Because Johnny just can't drive. Why can't Johnny drive? He has no arms and legs. Why does Johnny have no arms and legs? Cause Johnny is a potato! Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? Because he got ran over by a bus. But who was driving the bus? Johnny the potato!

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

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knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

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A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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