If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

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Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

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"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

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Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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What do you call a black person born in America? American.

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It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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