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what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

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how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down