roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

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How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

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Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

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why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

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why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

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Cripples are lame.

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A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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