Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

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Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

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A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

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A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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I love you

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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