batman farted so hes retarded

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

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