A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

kennah campion when she talks

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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