- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

batman farted so hes retarded

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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