Q: On a plane, a black man does not grab a bag of peanuts, while everyone else does. Why? A: He has allergies.

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whats the difference between a dead body and a car with doors that open in a diagnal manner one was never alive to begin with

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Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

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Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

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How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

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Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

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What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

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what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

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Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

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Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

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Knock knock. Whos there? Death. You will die in the next 12 hours from terminal cancer.

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what do you call a guy with no arm and legs laying by the door? Matt! what do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating on water Bob!

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A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

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This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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