- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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