- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

I wrote a funny joke.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

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