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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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