A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

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What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

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Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

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"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

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whats funny about this joke? nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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