- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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