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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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