Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

white or wheat? wheat please.

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

whats gay and american? a gay american

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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