- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

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