- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

What happened to the fish? It drowned

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

What do I hate? people

FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Justin Bieber

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

what did jacob say to coach a joke

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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