How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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