Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

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A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

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1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

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Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

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what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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anti jokes are really funny

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Neither did she.

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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kennah campion when she talks

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

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What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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