- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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