knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

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hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

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Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. "8?" Asks the bartender, to verify he had heard correctly. He feels unsure of giving the man 12 shots but does so anyways due to his financial situation and he hopes for a generous tip. Afterwards, the man kills 9 people in a car crash due to his level of intoxication and the bartender seeps into depression due to his feeling of guilt.

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Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

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What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

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What do you put your key on? A key chain.

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a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

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Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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