- Anti Joke

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A blonde, a brunnette, and a red head all jump from the top of a building. They all land at the same time because of Newton's 3rd Law

Why did the kid hide under the table? There was an earthquake.

Why is the little boy sad? His parents died in a car crash.

A man walked into a house, He never came back out as he fell down the stairs and snapped his neck, His family mourn him everyday.

why didnt the whiteperson sit down at obama's election? because he had hemorrhoids

There are 3 people in a car, shit, manners, and asshole. They are driving and shit falls out. They pull over and manners gets out to help shit. Then a cop comes and pulls them over. The cop ask asshole what his name is. He said asshole. The cop said what. Then asshole said asshole. Then the cop says where are your manners. Asshole said over their picking up shit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.