- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

What would u like to drink?

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

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