- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two baby seals walk into a club.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

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Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

No your aunties a joke

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

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