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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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Adam Chebali is awesome

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

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