Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

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How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

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have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

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What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

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Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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