- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

run farther?

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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