- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

your mom was so fat that she died.

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

kieran is a homosexual

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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