I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

Knock Knock? Come in.

What's 9+10? 19

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

A terrorist robs a walrus.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

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What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

What do I hate? people

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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