Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

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Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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women's rights.

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How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

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A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

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what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

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whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

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Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

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What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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