- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

The lion swallowed his pride.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

Black people in Camden NJ.

A house comes around the corner.

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

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