What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

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Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

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What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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