- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is not funny.

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

whats better than sex with a 12 year old?? nothing

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

A black man walks out of a police station

Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

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