Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

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Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

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WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

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Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

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My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

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Knock Knock Who did that?

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

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HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

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Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

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What's red and can sing? Elmo

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

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did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

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Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

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A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

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why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

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why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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