- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

Women's Rights

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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