what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

So a horse walks into a barn.

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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