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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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