- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

Your girlfriend.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

A cat playing laser tag.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

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