- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

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