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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

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I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

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