Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

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A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

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What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

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Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

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Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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No soup for you!

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Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

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Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

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what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

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What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

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What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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Timmy needed to use the restroom in class, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I go use the restroom?". The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said, "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

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What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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