- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

Two baby seals walk into a club.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

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