- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

knock knock go away

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

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