- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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