Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

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What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

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What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

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What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

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poopy is poopy

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

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what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

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What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

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CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

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This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

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If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

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