Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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