I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

I'm Coming

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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