- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

Is your refrigerator running? No.

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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