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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

my gramma died

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

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