I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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