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whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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