Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

a dyslexic man walked his god.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

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Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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