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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

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