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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

Who wants water? I do.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

Knock knock, COME IN!

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice