- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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