Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

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How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

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Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

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Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

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How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

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If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

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Casey Anthony kills a baby

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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