- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

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