why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

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read this sentence again.

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What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

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your no better than a cockroach

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How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

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what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

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women's rights.

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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