- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

antonis sister is mighty fine

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

One, two, three, four and five

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

What's funny? Women's rights.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

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