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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

What is green and slow Grass.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

whats brown and sticky a stick

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

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