Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

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Dwight Howard

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Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

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Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

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#Getweird

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

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Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

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What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

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Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

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What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

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wanna hear a joke? me niether.

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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