what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

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Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

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A blonde dies Lololol

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What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

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Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

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I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

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Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

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What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

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What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

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How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

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Women's rights

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A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

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I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

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