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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

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