- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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