- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

A woman stopped making sandwiches.

A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

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