knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

every knight i see an owl at window

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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