A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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What time is it? 2:47 PM.

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Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

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How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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