Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

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An astronaut walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After waiting for about 1 and a half minutes he receives his beer. The bartender says it was 3 dollars. The astronaut checks his wallet and finds no money so he pays with credit card. The bartender swipes his credit card but the card doesn't work. So the astronaut takes out his debit card. When the bartender swipes the debit card it worked. In relief the astronaut looks at the bartender and says "Thank you" and then goes home.

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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Dan walked into a jelly fish

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

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Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

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So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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