why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

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Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

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What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

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Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

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why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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