- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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