- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

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