What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

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Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

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Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

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ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

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How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

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Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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