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Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

i have two hands.

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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