- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Men's rights

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

Salt is brown, Pepper is white, my kitchen is in a mess.

Your mom is so old, I am surprised she can still own a house and function on her own.

what did the black women name her child jamaal

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