- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

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An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

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