- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

ure mama's so fat

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

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