Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

Can anyone Lenin money?

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Knock knock.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

Well this is pointless.....

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

What comes after Friday? A ?.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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