- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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