- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

stinky boner

Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

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