What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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