whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

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ure mama's so fat

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Massie is a fatass

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Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

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Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

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Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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The holocaust

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how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

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