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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

I put my baby in a microwave.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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