- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

Your girlfriend.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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