- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? I don't know, you should check the zoo's surveillance camera.

OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

i bought a knock-knock joke book, and was unamused.

How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

Q: What Did Alakazam Use To Listen Gangnam Style? A: He Used Psybeam.

Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

Why didn't the black lady become a doctor? After being awarded a Guggenheim Achievement Grant for film, she decided rather than going to school for her doctorate to instead spend time traveling in India, doing service work with the country's rather large homeless population.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

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Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

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