What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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