- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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