- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

A Chinese man fails a math test

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

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