"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

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why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

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What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

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Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

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Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

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Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

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Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

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Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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