How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

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Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

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Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

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your no better than a cockroach

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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