- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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