What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

One, two, three, four and five

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

European on my shoes, buddy.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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