Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

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