"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

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Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

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Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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