what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

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Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

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I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

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why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

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why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

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What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

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how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

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What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

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Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

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What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

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What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

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A guy walks into a bar and falls.

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

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A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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