- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is orange and annoying? A purple potato.

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

I wrote a funny joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

What did the Johhny say to the black man when he saw him buying a watermelon? Nothing, Johnny is mute.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

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Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

Knock knock. Who's there? Silence. Silence who? No, I meant there was silence, I didn't really say anything. Oh, OK. But seriously, who's there?

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