What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

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a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

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One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

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What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

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Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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My name is Will I am a real homosexual

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

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Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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