What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

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A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

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what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

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Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

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What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

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YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

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whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

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Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

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Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

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Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

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'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

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A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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