What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

whats worst then dieng in a videogame

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

You know whats annoying? Steve

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

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