- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

what is 3+3= 8

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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