- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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