- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

SHUT UP JP

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

A Jew, an atheist, and an Asian man walk into a bar. They all have a drink and then go home to their families

What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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