Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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