If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

kk

You're welcome. On to the next house.

How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

hello

I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

the bible

A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

your so fat. your fat!

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