- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

NEVER

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

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