- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

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