- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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