You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

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in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

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Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

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SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

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why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

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What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

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Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

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What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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