- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

womans rights...

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

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