How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

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How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

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Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

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A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

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Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

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CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

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What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

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What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

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Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

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What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

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A professor of literature asked me, "Young Sir, why are you burning those books?" I replied, "Because I need a fire to cremate the bones of your 3 sisters that I violently raped and murdered" He smirked in a witty and arrogant fashion, until raising his head and saying, "Bond, James Bond" He continued to massage his dick with his own pubic hairs before collapsing and dying

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get for you?" The man replies, "a drink"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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