- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

This is a joke.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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