what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Obama lin Baden.

george goodburn is secretly mexican

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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