- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

All of these jokes are about white people

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

Feminism.

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

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