- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

knock knock no no you go now i clean

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

DEATH.

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

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