- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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