- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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