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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what would happen if you took all the veins out of your body and laid them out tip to tip? you die

Why didn't the little boy hear the ice cream truck? He was deaf.

What did Steve say when his leg got chopped off? Nothing, he went into a state of shock before blacking out due to loss of blood. Later on, he died, and a week later, a funeral was held, in which nobody showed up, because nobody cared for Steve.

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Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

WOMENS RIGHTS

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

What's better than a stick? A stone

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

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