What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

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Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

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A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

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-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

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Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

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Black people in Camden NJ.

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

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Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

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I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

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Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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