- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

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