- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

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KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

How old is victor? Half past dead

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

anti jokes are really funny

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

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