- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Julian Ha.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

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