- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

Justin Bieber

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

What do you call two dog? dogs

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Your Mum is soo fat.

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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