- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

What would u like to drink?

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

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antonis sister is mighty fine

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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