So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

The Ohio State Buckeyes

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

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Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

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Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

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