Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

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Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

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How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

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#Getweird

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Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

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Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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Balls

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What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

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you know whats better than lemonade? sex

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Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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