- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

Eric is gay Ha

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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