- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

The Big Band Theory

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

What's your blood type? Red.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

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