Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

So this guy was making a sandwich...

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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