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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

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