Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

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My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

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A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

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What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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I like that, but why am I happy?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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