- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

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