- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

Justin with a hat.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar and the bar says "ouch!"

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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