- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

Do you want icecream, Björn?

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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