- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

Sixty... eight

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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