Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Massie is a fatass

Dane Cook makes a joke.

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

I'm homeless.

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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