a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

What's blue? The sky.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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