Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

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Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

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What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

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Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

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why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human being and one is an inanimate object that people enjoy sitting on.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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A man has a parrot who repeats everything the man says. He constantly complains about his mother-in-law and everytime he says her name it follows with the word bitch. One day she makes a suprise visit and he greets her with a "Oh hello Doris" , he looks in horror to see if the parrot will call her a bitch but instead finds the parrot dead because he forgot to feed it for 4 days.

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A homosexual walked into a bar. He orders a beer. When he holds out his credit card, the bartender says, "We do not accept credit." Upon hearing this, the homosexual reaches into his wallet and pulls out five dollars. Because it is legal tender, the bartender takes the money and gives the homosexual the change that is due. The homosexual proceeds to drink the beer. When he is finished, he walks out of the bar. Nobody is aware of his sexual orientation.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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What is brown and sticky? Maple Syrup.

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Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

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What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheelchair

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Knock knock Who's there The police The police who? Ma'am your son is dead

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A russian, a jew, and a black guy are walking down the street. The midget trips and knocks into the jew who in turn knocks into the black guy. It turns out that they all know each other from high school. They ended up going out for lunch and drinks and it actually turned into a great day.

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What did the female lady person say to the baby? Get Some.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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