What's stupid a light bulb.

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knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

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Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

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What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

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What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

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Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

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My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

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Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

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Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

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Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

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Hey how is your wife and my kids

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

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,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

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The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

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