- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

What is your name? My name is Jeff

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Neither did she.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??