- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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