What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

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What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

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Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

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What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

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What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

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Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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