What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

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Happy Monday!

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Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

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Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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