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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

three mexicans walk into a bar... the bartender says get the fuck out!

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Arms and legs, NOT GET IN MY MINIVAN!

All the planets are named after gods Ours is named after dirt....

Why did the hobo get hit by a bus? He wanted to kill himself.

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

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