- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

The Big Band Theory

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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