- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

Gay republicans

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

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