- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

what's funny about war? nothing!

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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