Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

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Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

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How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

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Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

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If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

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ure mama's so fat

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Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

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why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

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Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

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What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

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how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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