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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

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