- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

Racial Equality

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

why did the girl cry because she was raped

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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