- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

what is orange? an orange

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

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Daniel is a fag

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

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