How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

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I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

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Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

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What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

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Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

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Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

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whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

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Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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