- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

What's white and horny? A unicorn

what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

roses are red, violets are blue when ever l flush the toilet i think of you

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

Where would canada be without nature? still here

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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