- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

ever tried african food? they neither

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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