What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

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"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

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Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

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What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

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Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

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You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

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Killing your friend as a joke.

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Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

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Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

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Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

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A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

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like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

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"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

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Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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