- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

Women outside of the kitchen.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

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