What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

whats white jizz

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

Knock Knock No solicitors

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

your mom was so fat that she died.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

lewis=cardiac

What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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