roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

The cream, it is coming

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

Link ate ink to make him sink.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

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