- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

What comes after Friday? A ?.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

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