- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

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