A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

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Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

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Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

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KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

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What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

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Anti Joke

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