- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

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