- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

Jovan

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

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