- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

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(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

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