An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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