- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? I'm here.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

This is my favorite antijoke.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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