What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

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can you touch your toes? no

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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