- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My name is Will I am a real homosexual

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

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