- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

You idiot.

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

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