- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

Whats the defination of cruelty

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

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