- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

womens rights

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

What's funny? Women's rights.

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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