What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

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What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

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Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

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Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

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why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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And Stephen Hawking said.

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A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

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knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

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You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

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Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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Two fish are in a tank. One asks the other, "How do you drive this thing?"

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Why did Timmy start a fire? Because Timmy was a derranged phycopath

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why the fuck he crossed the road, I don't know what he is thinking.

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