Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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