If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

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Why couldn't the blind man drive? His sight impairment made him unable to fulfill the task without harming himself and potentially other people.

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I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

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These Jokes suck.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

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Why didn't the little boy hear the ice cream truck? He was deaf.

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? I would probably spend somewhere under 3 dollars at a store, but only if somebody else drives me. I really don't want to drive, not in this gas shortage. You know what...forget it, Klondike Bars make my teeth hurt due to my sensitive teeth problem. I know I should get that sensitive teeth tooth paste, but I always forget when at the store.

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What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

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chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

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3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

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Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

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What did the Johhny say to the black man when he saw him buying a watermelon? Nothing, Johnny is mute.

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eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

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There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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