- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

knock knock no no you go now i clean

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

DEATH.

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