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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

I enjoy Popcorn

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

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