- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

Democracy.

well use a tissue!

WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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