- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Whats brown and smells bad poo

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

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