What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

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What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

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What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

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How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

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why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

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Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

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A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

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Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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"How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?" "Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door." "How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?" "Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door." "The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend.... except one. Which one?" "The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator." "There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat." "You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting."

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A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

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this new cologne, it's kind of gross smelling.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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