WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

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Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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What's 9+10? 19

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A terrorist robs a walrus.

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What do I hate? people

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Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

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What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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ok last night i found a pic of romney saying "if i win the election 8 million people will have no job" then Obama says hey romney now that i won the election it would be 8 million and one stupid.

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Q: What did the donkey say to the man? A: "Hello there, sir." it was later discovered the man was tripping on the hallucinogen LSD. Later on the man plummeted to his death after being convinced that he was a pterodactyl, and jumping off of a cliff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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