- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

My spelling is horrible

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

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