So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Caramel Boing.

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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