Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

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Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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What's one plus one? two.

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

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A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

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hi jonny

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What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

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Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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