What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

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What did the black guy get from his white girlfriend for valentines day? An HIV positive test result.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

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Boy: Knock Knock. Man: Who's there? Boy: Doctor. Man: Doctor Who? Boy: Haha! The man then invites the boy into his home, where he gives him a glass of lemonade laced with Ruphalyn. He then proceeds to take off the boy's clothes and rape him. When the boy awakes, the man starts to fear for the police discovering the boy in his home, so he kills the boy and cuts off his limbs and head, and buries the body parts in a hole in his backyard.

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What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

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A Jew walks into Macy's

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What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

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The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

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Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

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what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

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how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

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Reminding you of your religion. The army led by God attacked their foes at the mountains, yet had to flee because the enemy had plated steel wagons. Moral: Either God cant beat steel, or he was not there at all, its your call gents, because reading Ave Maria 50 times each time you sin, without reading the whole thing, does not even make you a Christian you FUCK (yes I can curse, you cannot)

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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Your Mum is soo fat.

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what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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Anti Joke

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