Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

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What's white, black and tan? The people of planet earth.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's a woman.

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What did Justin Bieber say when he lost his tampon? Where's my tampon?

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your momma so dumb she put a battery up her but and said i got the power!!!

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What's worse than a snake in your boot. A boot in your snake.

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But I like being mean and angry! Nevermind, 158 according to Mensa`s standard bullshit test (my wife got 160, I remember we argued a lot over it because I kept insisting they would not use the same predictable pattern again... I overestimated them wildly I can make more advanced stuff than they can, and in no way do I consider myself "The worlds elite required to ensue the future survival and salvation of mankind`s finest and fittest" those fucking arrogant suckers,,,) Below average in any test including American presidents and historical events. Aaand about 450 in any bullshit online test which then offers you "more accurate tests" which cost money and probably destroys the fake confidence any idiot buying such a test in the first place might have built up,

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Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Yo moma so fat, it ain't even funny. Seriously. She is suffering real diabetes! Do you know how that feels? I though so...

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Is that your face or is your dog walking backwards.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

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A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

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A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

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Anti Joke

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