- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

a person who will soon die of beeties

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

a dyslexic man walked his god.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

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