A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

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Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

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Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

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Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

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why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

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What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

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Why did the blonde make pasta even though she had a gluten allergy? She had some Italian friends coming over. Also she bought some gluten-free pasta and sauce so she wouldn't need to be hospitalized.

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why didnt the whiteperson sit down at obama's election? because he had hemorrhoids

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So a pirate walks into a bar. He sits down, and orders a drink. After giving the pirate a drink, the bartender looks down and notices that there is a steering wheel on the pirate's penis. "Sir, are you aware that there is a steering wheel on your penis?" The bartender asked. "Arrrrrrr, it's driving me crazy!" The pirate replied. "Well you should probably get that checked out soon," said the bartender, "It looks very uncomfortable and could be dangerous to your health...not to mention your penis is out in the open." "Yes, you are probably right," the pirate agreed. He proceeded to get a ride from a friend to the nearest hospital, for drinking and driving can be dangerous, and steering wheels on penises are not safe.

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