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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

What is green and slow Grass.

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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