What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

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Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

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- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

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Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

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there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

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What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

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haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

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Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

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Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

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A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. "8?" Asks the bartender, to verify he had heard correctly. He feels unsure of giving the man 12 shots but does so anyways due to his financial situation and he hopes for a generous tip. Afterwards, the man kills 9 people in a car crash due to his level of intoxication and the bartender seeps into depression due to his feeling of guilt.

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Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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