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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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