- Anti Joke

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

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Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

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Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

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An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

mexicans fishing

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

So a horse walks into a barn.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.