What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

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What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

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Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

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Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

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Shltskc gw? G

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

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You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

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why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

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"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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