- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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