- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

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How did the dog die? He was put down.

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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