- Anti Joke

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

Your mom is so old she died

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.