- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

A wife asks her husband to treat her like she's special. So he tells her, "Gooooooooooo... Maaaaaaaaaaaaake... Meeeeeeee.... Aaaaaa.... Saaaaaaaandwitch

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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