- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Women's professional sports

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

Colin is gay but toasters are not

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

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