- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

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