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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

What do you call a child with a peg leg, and eye patch, and no hand? Names

What's love like? Some people say it's like a lotus flower, others say it's like an orchid... Personally I'd like to say it's like a fire at the bottom of you're soul-- like when people sin and go to hell... that fire burns forever???

How many ants are in the kitchen? None. We killed them all.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

What is the difference between Joe Paterno and Coach Sundusky? Nothing. They are both terrible human beings and should thoroughly punished for their actions/inactions and should serve time in prison.

a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after anal

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

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