- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

Long joke Your such a downey

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

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