Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

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In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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What do you call a white person? Caucasian

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

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Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

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good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

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What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

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Knock Knock the door's open, come in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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