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if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

pull my finger (farts)

what is 3+3= 8

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle