- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

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