- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

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