There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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