Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

Take part of what?

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

how do you win a game try your best

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