- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

Donald Trump

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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