Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

a black man walks out of popeyes

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

belly button

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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