why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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