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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

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Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

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How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

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Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

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why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

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Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

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Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

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Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

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what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

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You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

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A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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