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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

What has two legs? Half a cat

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

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