- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What's blue? The sky.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Knock knock. Get out!!

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

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