Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

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Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

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All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 9,405 licks (this may not be reliable I lost count since I kinda just bit it)

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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PENIS

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dead dibbs

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A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

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Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his forehead. Why did the little boy have a frog stapled to his forehead? Because Johnny just can't drive. Why can't Johnny drive? He has no arms and legs. Why does Johnny have no arms and legs? Cause Johnny is a potato! Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? Because he got ran over by a bus. But who was driving the bus? Johnny the potato!

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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