- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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