A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

Chlamydia

men's rights activists

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

antonis sister is mighty fine

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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