- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

knock knock who's there ?

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

My cat just died.

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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