- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

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what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

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