A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

my wife out of the kitchen

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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