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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

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