- Anti Joke

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes