What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

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A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

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what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

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knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

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What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

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What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

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What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

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A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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