- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting