your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Black people in Camden NJ.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

here's a joke... the american education society

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