- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

read me write me

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Okay.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

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