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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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