Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

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Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

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What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

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what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

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jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

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Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

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What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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