- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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