- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

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