What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

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What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

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A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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What is funnier than 24 69

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called anti joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

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What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

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Anti Joke

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