- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

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