- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

eoin burgin is fat

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

ALCATRAZ IS REOPENED!

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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