What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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Why are you a chicken? Because I say cock-a-doodle doo

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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like this or you will die at some point in your life

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

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Bob Saget that is all

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a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

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When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

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Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

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A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

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What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

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Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

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What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

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What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

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Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

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Just so you are warned here folks, some of the jokes down here are really nasty, like you know... Antijokes... But luckily you got my family friendly stories about sex, incest, panties, grenades, dripping Meows, yeah... Regular family show stuff... IT HAPPENS TO US ALL! Right? Please tell me right? Riiight? Right? Yes? Phew, okay, for a moment I actually thought you where gonna tell me I was normal...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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