Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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