What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

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A mormon walks into a bar.

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What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

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What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

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Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

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Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

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Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

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what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

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ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

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if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

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What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

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Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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