- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

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