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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

What do you call the black guy with a gun a ski mask on? Tyrone, because thats his name.

Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

Two fish are in a tank. One asks the other, "How do you drive this thing?"

You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

Chick Norris... Enough said

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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