Knock knock Go away

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Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

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Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

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How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

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A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

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Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

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Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

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Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

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What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

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What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

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homosexual rights to marriage

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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