- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

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Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

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