- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

knock knock come in !

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

A man died.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

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