- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

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