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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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