- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

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