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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

G:nock nock B:come in!

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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