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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

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