- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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