Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

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My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

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Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

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what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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