- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

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