how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

george goodburn is secretly mexican

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Obama lin Baden.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

whats green and lives in the water

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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