- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

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