- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black man walks out of popeyes

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

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