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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

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how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

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Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

What the heck are you gonna do if you're on a picnic and have an ice cream and then the ants crawl on the ice cream, what are you gonna do? You're gonna eat the ants because it's made out of protein.

What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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