Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

how do you win a game try your best

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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