- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

steven hawking walks into a bar

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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