- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

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