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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Gus's mom

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Knock knock Whose there? 4

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

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