- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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