Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

Small Penis.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

*knock, knock* "Who's there?" *knock, knock* "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Ben Corbishley

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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