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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

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