- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Roses are red.

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