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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone who copies a previously posted anti-joke without doing any research to see if it has been posted before? a lazy good for nothing rectum licking testicle sucking gonad gobbling arse bandit with narcissism issues

You know what's wrong with Oprah? Generally nothing. She's a well-respected African American woman who happens to be quite wealthy and likes to share her wealth with other people.

Why are stand up comedians called stand up comedians? Because they are standing up while telling jokes, dumby.

What do you call a man running around town with no clothes on? Naked.

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

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