- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

What's the difference between a duck?

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

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