Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

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A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

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what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

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A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

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A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

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Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

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Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

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Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

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Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

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What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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