For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

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A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

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The Big Band Theory

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

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What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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womens rights

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Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

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What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

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What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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