- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

A woman walks into a bar.

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

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