Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

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Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

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Chris Bosh's neck

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Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

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Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

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How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

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