Detroit has a low crime rate

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

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Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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