- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

What do you call an amazing person Good

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

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