Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

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How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

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I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

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Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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"hey do you know the date" "58"

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

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A lot eh?

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

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Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

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Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

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what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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