why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

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what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

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A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

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What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

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I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

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How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

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whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

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Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

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roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

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A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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