- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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