- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

So a horse walks into a barn.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

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