Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

Knock knock... Home invasion

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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