What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

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Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

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Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

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"How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?" "Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door." "How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?" "Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door." "The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend.... except one. Which one?" "The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator." "There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat." "You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting."

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What's the difference between a chicken and a 3 legged dog? There are numerous differences. I will not however go into the biological explanations of these differences.

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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I am not physically scarred, rather mentally, lets just say my childhood was a lot less than pleasant, I got no idea where you got that "Nero lost an arm" thing, I got both arms working. But I guess I often feel alone because only I can feel, see and experience the pain of the scars a terrible childhood has left me with. You are right though, it is easy to give up saying that humanity is not ready or worthy, making me feel as Dr.Doom or something alike, hidden behind some suit of armor still ashamed for things I know that I am not, but that still burn deep within my mind. PTSD buddy, it does not matter if I logically believe that I am competent or not, when my past is engraved, etched into my soul, constantly telling me I am not, so helping others is actually pretty easy, yet saving myself, I do not know how anymore, it is easy to change the minds of those that have not been broken time after time physically and mentally by those which they love the most. I will heal, your words are inspiring, thank you.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse, confused, looks at the bartender with a bewildered look, neighs loudly, and runs out of the bar knocking over a few tables and chares.

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A black, jew, mexican, and american are on the boat. The boat begins to sink. As an idea, they all throw stuff off the boat to try to stay afloat. The black throws off cotton, the jew throws off yamakas, and the mexican throws off sombreros. Then, the american throws off the mexican because there are too many in his country. The mexican drowns. The boat still sinks and the american goes to hell while the other go to heaven.

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How many feet are in a yard? It depends how many people are in the yard.

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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

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here's a joke... the american education society

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

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Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

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why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

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A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

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Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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