what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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My jeans

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can you touch your toes? no

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

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Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

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Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

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How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

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What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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