- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

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