Puns are terrible. I love them.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

Your Mom

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

A women left the kitchen.

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

Knock knock Fuck off!

what did jacob say to coach a joke

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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