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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

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