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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

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