Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Pickles are powerful

Death by kayak

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

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Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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