- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

Your mom is so old she died

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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