- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

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