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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

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