- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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