- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

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