- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

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