- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

your no better than a cockroach

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

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