NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Roses are red, yup.

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Casey Anthony kills a baby

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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