- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

Why didn't the little boy hear the ice cream truck? He was deaf.

What did Steve say when his leg got chopped off? Nothing, he went into a state of shock before blacking out due to loss of blood. Later on, he died, and a week later, a funeral was held, in which nobody showed up, because nobody cared for Steve.

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

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