- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

Screw it you write the joke.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

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