TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

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A pope meets another one

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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Girls Lacrosse.

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I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

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why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

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what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

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Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

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You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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