- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

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You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Knock Knock. Come in.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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