What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

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roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

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Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

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There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

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Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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Sloths

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knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

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A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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