Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

Anti Joke

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