- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

Knock knock Go away

What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

What is better than life? Nothing.

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

You know whats annoying? Steve

What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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