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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

A van drives into a car.

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

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