- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

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