- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

Thats what she said

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

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