- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

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