- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

there once was a chicken it was yellow

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

Happy Monday!

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

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