- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

Barack Obama

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

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