- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

how do you win a game try your best

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

I killed someone on minecraft.

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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