- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

Detroit has a low crime rate

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

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