- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

What has two legs? Half a cat

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

A muslim walks out of a plane.

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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