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What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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