- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

PIED NINNY!

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

human centipede

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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