Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

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A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

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Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

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a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

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Christ is a conspiracy

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why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

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Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

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what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

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Obama = ebola

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A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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