Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

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why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

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I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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a black man pays his child support

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sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

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A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

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Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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