Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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star wars kid

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Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

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I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

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What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

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What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

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what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

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What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

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Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -He thought it was a game Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? -He had no arms Why did the girl fall off her bike? -She was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

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What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

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What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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