Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Listen, I do not really care anymore, I admit it, I dont mind screwing with people, but if your name is Tifa, my name is lets see... Solid Snake, yeah, but call me big boss. Listen, be honest with me, if you do not trust me, just do not give me a random name, Tifa as in Tifa Lockheart? Final Fantasy? Wake up, girl/guy, you are losing your touch at this.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, horse, we don't serve your kind here." The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse," says the bartender, "I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse, are you deaf? I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out, knocking over a stool with his tail.

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Who's the fastest kid in AA

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OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

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What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

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tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

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When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

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Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

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What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

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What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

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Albino African Americans

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

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What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

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What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

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Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

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Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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