What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

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Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

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I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

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Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

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Whay lawrence pearson ir r8 gay

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

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roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

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Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

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What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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