- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

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