- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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