- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

My mom

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