- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

Tucker Rivera

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

A dyslexic blind man

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

"Knock knock..." "come in"

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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