an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

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I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

European on my shoes, buddy.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

One, two, three, four and five

What is brown and sticky? A stick

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