- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

Peas

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

what kind of dog can tiptoe

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

my gramma died

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

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