What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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This is an anti-joke.

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

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if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

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You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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You are pretty bad emulations, first of all you should all swear and cuss a lot, that way you never get green thumbs and you all get minimal attention (negative attention) from people whose messages do not concern. I mean come on, if you are all different, you gotta admit that you are all good at typing like the very same person, its just that, none of them are good at sounding as the guy they are trying to emulate.

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

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What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

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What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

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So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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