- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

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