- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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