- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Does pizza sound good for dinner?

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

Whats green and looks like eggs? Green eggs.

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Why did chuck Norris take his friends to the buffet? Because buffets are great social conventions due to the allowance of sharing social favors while grabbing a succulent meal. Visit golden corral today.

Guess what? I like trains.

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

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