yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

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So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

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Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

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Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

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The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

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kieran is a homosexual

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Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

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Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

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Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

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