- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

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