- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

All of these jokes are about white people

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

Ehh

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

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