- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

Charlie Sheen is winning

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Balls

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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