- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

How's the weather? Good.

whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DONT THUMBS UP THIS LIKE POST THIS ON 20 MESSAGES OR YOU'RE BEST MAKE THE MOST OF YOUR LIFE WITHIN THE NEXT 7 DAYS

What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??