- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy spill his lemonade? He was attacked by ravage dogs.

what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!!

Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

LO AND BEHOLD!

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Want to hear a joke? No.

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

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