u know whats a crime? rape

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

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Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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