Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

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Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

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Christ is a conspiracy

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Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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No it doesnt..

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

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whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

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Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

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What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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george goodburn is secretly mexican

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

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4 hours later.

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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