Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

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a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

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What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

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roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

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Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

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What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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