- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the farmer let him out, and he found a road to cross!

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Diarrhea

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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