What does two plus two equal? 4

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

How many light bulbs? 1

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

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