- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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