- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

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