Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

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An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

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Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

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So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

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The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

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Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

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Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

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What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

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A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

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What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

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If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

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Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

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The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

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What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

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Anti Joke

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