What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

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Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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womans having rights.

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What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

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Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

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Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

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Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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"hey do you know the date" "58"

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

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Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

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Anti Joke

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