What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

The chickens have become self-aware!

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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