- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

What would u like to drink?

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Chick Norris... Enough said

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Two baby seals walk into a club.

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