- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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