- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

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