A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

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A man is driving the speed limit of 55 on the highway. He gets pulled over and the cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going sir?" The man replies "Well yes I was going 55, the speed limit." The cop says, "No you were going 80." The speedometers broken.

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who is 2 chainz? no one 2 chains is just 2 chains. spelled with an "s" not a "z"

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

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Caramel Boing.

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

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After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

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WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

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"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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THe Election

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what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

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I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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