What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

One, two, three, four and five

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

Chlamydia

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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