- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

what did one computer say to the other .........

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

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