- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

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