- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So FDR walks into a bar.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

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