What are the two words that once you hear, You will feel a sudden gush of euphoria followed by immense depression? The Game

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What do you call an underground train full of professors? It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

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Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

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Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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BIG MAC'S

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

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What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

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what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

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What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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