What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

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Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

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I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

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What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

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Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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Daniel is a fag

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how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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