- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

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