What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

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- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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