how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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Dogs

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Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

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I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

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A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

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An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

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why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

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Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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