find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

The Blonde walked into a wall.

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

what you get time to go with? - a clock

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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