- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

A baby seal walks into a club.

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

I Have a Black Friend

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

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