Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

THe Election

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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