- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

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