whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

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What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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What do you do with a pickle jar full of semen? Use it for gel, because it took so long to collect it all, and you're frugal person who believes in recycling.

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Sickman Fraud, cocaine snorting alshole... "Oh yeah mommy I love raping you so much... What where are you? This cocaine is really bad quality man! The effect was so short..." Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: "Because since when do you really need cocaine... ...In order to rape your mother?"

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Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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What did the man say to his wife before she made him a sandwhich? Do your job and make me a sandwhich.

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

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once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

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like this or you will die at some point in your life

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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dead dibbs

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Why did Martha Stewart's skin hurt? My friend has a skin condition :( and is dying, skin cancer is not something to make fun of.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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if a dog eats a hot dog what will happen? (leave a comment to find out)

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

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The Qur'an

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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Knock Knock! .... Knock Knock! ... There seems to be nobody at home...

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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