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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

What fires shots? A gun

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

u know whats a crime? rape

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

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