- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

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