- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

You want to hear a joke? Republican

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

Why is this joke funny It isn't

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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