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Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

Gay republicans

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

ure mama's so fat

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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