binladin walks into the american seals

You know what's funny? Rape

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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