- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

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