Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

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Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

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Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

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what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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