In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A cat playing laser tag.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

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Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

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What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

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I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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poopy is poopy

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Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

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Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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