- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

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