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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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