- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

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every knight i see an owl at window

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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