Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

Your're racist.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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