- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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