how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

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What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

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HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

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Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

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Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

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A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

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Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

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What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

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Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

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Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

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What comes after Friday? A ?.

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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