Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

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What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

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I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

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Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

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Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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So a horse walks into a barn.

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If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

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What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

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I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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