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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

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