- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

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