What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

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Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

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Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

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Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

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What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

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Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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a man checks his mypsace

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A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

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a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

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What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

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How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

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your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

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Albino African Americans

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antijoke is the best website.

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A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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