- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

Whose your daddy? Not me

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

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