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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

A fat guy!

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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