What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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what's funny about war? nothing!

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A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

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Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

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Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

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why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

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A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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