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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

A dyslexic blind man

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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