- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

A Chinese man fails a math test

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

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