- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

A sober Irish individual.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

Long joke Your such a downey

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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