- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

taking out the trash... at night

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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