- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

What did the man with no head say to the women?

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

What's blue? The sky.

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