Only steers and queers come from Texas and i dont see any horns on you so what does that mean? It means I am not a Minotaur.

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My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

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What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

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How do you tell a bunch of Chinese people apart? Go up to each one and ask them their first and last names. The chances of any of them being the same is quite slim, giving each person their own identity.

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whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

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Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

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An american, a mexican, and an asian are on a boat. The boat is sinking because it is too heavy. The people decide to throw off things that they have a lot of in their country. The asian throws rice off the boat saying, "We have plenty of rice at home." The mexican throws tacos off the boat saying, "We have plenty of tacos at home." The american throws out the mexican saying, "We have plenty of mexicans at home."

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A little blind girl goes up to her mum and says, "Mummy, mummy, when will I be able to see?" Her mum replies "I'll tell you what, I'll take you to the chemist and get you some special cream for your eyes and you will be able to see in the morning." So off they went to the chemist, got the cream, and went home, all the while the little girl was getting more and more excited at the prospect of being able to see again. Once they got home, the mother put the cream on the little girls eyes, wrapped a bandage around her head, and took her to bed. The following morning the little girl stumbled into her mums bedroom and excitedly shouted "Quick mummy, take off the bandage so that i will be able to see again." So the mother slowly took of all the bandages, taking her time, and all the while the little girl was getting more and more excited. Once they were off the little girl said "But mummy, I still can't see." To which the mother replied, "April fool!"

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What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

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What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

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Who's the fastest kid in AA

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Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

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What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

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What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

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if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

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You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

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How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

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Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

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Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

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Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

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How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

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What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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