Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

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What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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