I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

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roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

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What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

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What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

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I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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I put my baby in a microwave.

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knock knock whos there open open who the door

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

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Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

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When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

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If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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