- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

My dog barks when someones at the door.

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

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