why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

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A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

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i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

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What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

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Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

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Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

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