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In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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Robin, get in the car, please.

How did the dog die? He was put down.

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How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

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why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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