- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

Whats the defination of cruelty

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Neither did she.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

SHUT UP JP

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

YOU

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

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