Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

A Duck walks into a bar.

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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