- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

GOODBYE

Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

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