What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

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Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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What do you call a half man half manatee? A manatee

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

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All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

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Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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