Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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I agree

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Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

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What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

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I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

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Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

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The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

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Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

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What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

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cool

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A man died and went to heaven. Luckily, he was resuscitated by a trained medical professional, and after a stern warning from his doctor, he lost weight, limited the cholesterol in his diet, and went on to live a very happy and healthy life.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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