- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

I'm rick james bitch

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

I asked her where you were.

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