Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Knock Knock? Come in.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Adam Chebali is awesome

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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