- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

What happened when the Mexican lays his head on a pillow? He falls asleep

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

how do you make an idiot laugh? tell him a joke from antijoke

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

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