- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

Sixty... eight

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

What do you call someone who copies a previously posted anti-joke without doing any research to see if it has been posted before? a lazy good for nothing rectum licking testicle sucking gonad gobbling arse bandit with narcissism issues

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: That depends how hard you throw them... Q: Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I stole all your jokes, I stole this one too.

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? there are more birds on that side

Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

What do you call a man running around town with no clothes on? Naked.

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding chickens cant talk and animal control was called

What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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