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If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

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Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

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A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

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Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

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I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

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A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

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Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

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Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

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Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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