None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

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Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

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What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

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What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

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Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

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how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

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Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

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If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

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How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

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Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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