- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

Get up Look in the mirror

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

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