What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

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Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

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Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

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How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

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Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

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How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

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Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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