- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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