- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

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