- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

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