- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

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