- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Knock knock Whose there? 4

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