- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

what are you mike bibby?

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

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