In 1284, while the town of Hamelin was suffering from a rat infestation, a man dressed in pied clothing appeared, claiming to be a rat-catcher. He loyally promised the townsmen a solution for their problem with the rats. The townsmen in appreciation and glad to get rid of the infestation promised to pay him for the removal of the rats, they were looking forward to being left in peace. The man pleased with their decision accepted, and played a mystical musical pipe to lure the rats with a joyous song into the Weser River, where all but one drowned. Despite his renowned success, the people reneged on their promise and refused to pay the rat-catcher the full amount of money. The man left the town angry and upset the people had betrayed his kindness, he did however vow to return some time later, seeking revenge. On Saint John and Paul's day while the inhabitants were happily sat in church, he played his pipe yet again, dressed in green, like a hunter, this time attracting the young and joyful children of Hamelin. One hundred and thirty boys and girls followed him out of the town, skipping in song as they went, where they were lured into a cave. The events that followed are now known as the 1284 mass child massacrer, in which all 130 children were raped and savagely tortured and killed one by one, each viscously taped and recorded for the pipe pipers satisfaction, where a copy of each tape was sent to their corresponding parents, this was before their bodies turned up dangling from a tree and the bottom of the village, all 130 of them unrecognisable from decomposition and mutilation the pipe piper had inflicted.

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Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

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how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

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Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

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A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

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Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

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what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

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What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

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Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

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Teacher: Pop quiz time class. Sally, what year did we first land on the moon? Sally: It was 1969. Teacher: That is correct. Larry, who killed JFK? Larry: What? I didn't do it, I wasn't even born yet! Teacher: Just answer the question Larry: But sir, I swear I would never do that. You have to believe me. Teacher: Larry, you're an idiot

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How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

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what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

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What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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