what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

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what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

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Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

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What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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batman farted so hes retarded

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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