Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

Do the roar!

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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