- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

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