- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

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