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Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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