- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

pickles are green infection is yellow all the girls i know call me a good fellow

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

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