What did the depressed girl say to her mother? I cut my wrists

Yo mama is so nasty she won't take a shower till she is dead you idiot says the boy she won't die she has twenty thousand live

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with men other than her husband.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

No your aunties a joke

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

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how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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