Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

Christ is a conspiracy

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

No it doesnt..

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

george goodburn is secretly mexican

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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