- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

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