- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

have you ever had african food? neither have they

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

Okay.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Communism hehe xd

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

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