trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

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A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Dwight Howard

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What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

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A miserable man committed suicide.

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a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

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Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

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You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

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Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

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Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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