- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

Whats funnier than throwing a baby off the top of a building? The sound it makes when it hits the ground.

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

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