- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

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