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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

I had friends on the Death Star.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

A van drives into a car.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

All of these jokes are about white people

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

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