Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

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What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

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What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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12 in general

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

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What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

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How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

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My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

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Anti Joke

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