An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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