If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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