- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

What city likes baseball the most? New York

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

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