- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Detroit has a low crime rate

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

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