How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

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What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

Reading the Terms and Conditions

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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