No it doesnt..

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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