- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

how do you win a game try your best

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States? the contiguous United States

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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