What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

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why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

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What's worse than tripping over a tree root? The destruction of the ancient city of Pompeii in A.D. 79. Though tripping over a tree root may hurt and result in the victim bleeding profusely, we live in the 21st century and at any time can call a doctor using a cellular device called a phone. In A.D. 79, no technology in this category existed. People were overpowered by the rage of a mountain that they believed was a sign of the wrath of the heavens. People had to flee the city and a majority of them we killed by either inhaling to much smoke or other causes. This continued for over 18 hours. Therefore, the destruction of Pompeii is far worse than tripping over a tree root.

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Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

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why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

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Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

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A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

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When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

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women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

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what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

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Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

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knock knock

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A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

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A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

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how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

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Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

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What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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