What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

someone called someone else a frog

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

watch me nae nae

ask me if i am a tree. no.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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