- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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