knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

#Getweird

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

Balls

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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