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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

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