Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

I had friends on the Death Star.

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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