Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

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Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

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Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

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Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

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A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

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Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

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What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

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why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

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How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

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Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

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A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

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have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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