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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

knock knock come in !

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

an emo girl walked into a white room

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

How do you starve a black man? You deny his foodstamps ~Katie&Lena&Shelbey(:

Why did apple fall off the tree? Because Sally was holding on for dear life and she grab the apple. The apple was still in good condition; Sally however, not so good.

What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

What do you call a fat man that breaks into your house at 2 a.m. and steals your money and your television? Probably a dumbass, a jackass, a moron, an idiot, or something in that general area.

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