- Anti Joke

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

A chicken walked into the bar...

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

Asian women drivers...

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!