- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

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