How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

And now a word from our sponsors

what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...