Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

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What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

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What did the fat man do? He fell over...

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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Roses are red.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

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What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

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Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

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What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

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What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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