There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

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so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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