- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

A black man walks out of a police station

Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

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