- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

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