- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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