- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

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