- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

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A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

I enjoy Popcorn

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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