- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

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