- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

whats gay and american? a gay american

What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

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