- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

Seriosly. too much sex again?

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

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