AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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Hello

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What's brown and sticky? Feces.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Hey

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

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What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

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A man walked into a bar. I shot him

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Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

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Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

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Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

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How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

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YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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