- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

If you're happy and you know it get a life

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

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