- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Chuck Norris and Bane recently had a fight on a bet. The result was Bane won easily as he is the much bigger and stronger man, and Chuck Norris lacks the skills he once possessed as a younger man as he is now 72 years old.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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