Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

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A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

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Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

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why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

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An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

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why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

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Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

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J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

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What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

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Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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