- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

How do you make a snake blink? You can't

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

I'm 23, just like most people my age.

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

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