- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

Knock knock. Get out!!

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

What's blue? The sky.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

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