Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Cheese

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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