- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

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