Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

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DERP

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

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what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

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I Love Hitler.

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What's in there? Get outta there...

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What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

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How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

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to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue

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What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

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Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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