- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

A black man killed someone

Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

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