- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

Guess what? Chicken butt

Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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