- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

If life throws you lemons Catch them

Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

womens rights

What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

Ruller

roses are black violets are gray im color blind

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

JUSTIN BEING SMART

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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