What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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