Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

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knock knock go away

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

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Roses are red Violets are blue

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What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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Liars go to hell! -God

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well, seven has a huge drinking problem. He killed a man in a bar fight once. He is also very intense about his boxing career. He works out so hard that he is huge. He has enormous anger problems as well. Seven isn't the only one with problem though. Six is a Vietnam veteran and has been easily scared ever since he came home. The psychiatrist says he has a bad case of paranoia. Just something about seven reminds six of the soldiers that killed his friends. Also seven ate nine, and cannibals are SCARY!

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Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

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Anti Joke

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