A black man killed someone

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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the cow goes moo

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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Knock Knock Come in!

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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Ruller

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What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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Kenny G

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NEVER

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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