A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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A black man killed someone

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

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What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

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Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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