Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

BIG PENIS

Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What what In the butt

How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

A man walks into a bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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