- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

The awkward when you said moment in your head.

A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

What's in there? Get outta there...

Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

I love you.

What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

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