- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Global Warming.

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Knock Knock Come in.

whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

how do you stop a train? you cant..

Why did the woman die Because she was old

I'm Spartacus

I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

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