Kenny G

thumb_up thumb_down +23

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

thumb_up thumb_down +9

How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

A scottish man having fun

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

thumb_up thumb_down +3

why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops