I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

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Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

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A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

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what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

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What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

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Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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