Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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I like to eat.

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

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So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

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BIG PENIS

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

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Lacrosse

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

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the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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