- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

I am the sun. You are the moon.

Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

That's unfortunate.

What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

youre gay

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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