Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

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A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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If life hands you lemons Take them

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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knock knock go away

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

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Anti Joke

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