Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

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Scott

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

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A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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If life hands you lemons Take them

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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