What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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P0P T4Rt

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How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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Hair

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well, seven has a huge drinking problem. He killed a man in a bar fight once. He is also very intense about his boxing career. He works out so hard that he is huge. He has enormous anger problems as well. Seven isn't the only one with problem though. Six is a Vietnam veteran and has been easily scared ever since he came home. The psychiatrist says he has a bad case of paranoia. Just something about seven reminds six of the soldiers that killed his friends. Also seven ate nine, and cannibals are SCARY!

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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I can't see my forehead

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a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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