Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

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Is Carly smart? No.

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Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

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One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

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is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

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Why did the woman die Because she was old

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chuck norris is a little b|tch

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

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Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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how do you stop a train? you cant..

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I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

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Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

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Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

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What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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I like jokes.

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How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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