A man walks into a bar.

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

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Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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A scottish man having fun

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American healthcare.

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Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

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The jets are a good team..

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A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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your all shit at jokes

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Jews for Jesus

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What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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