"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

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What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

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Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

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What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

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Why did the woman die Because she was old

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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how do you stop a train? you cant..

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In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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Johnny just finished his pie.

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dildo

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What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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