Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

BIG PENIS

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

Your mom.

One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

What did the mole say? Nothing

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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