What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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The Aristocrats

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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balls in ya mouf

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What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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Liars go to hell! -God

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yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

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What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

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A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

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whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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